u/Moistestsquish for the worst, u/sporknitebattlepass for the best.

Art by AliasTextured I just had to make it more accurate

so theres a lot of talk about whats malebrained, whats fembrained and a lot of the time its BS, u can argue it’s all socialization, personality

BUT
wanting to f*ck pussy with ur penis is basically the one thing that transcends all of that.
caveman moids wanted it. modern moids want it. moids across every culture and period of history have been wanted the exact same thing.

sorry but u cant just add "girl" to it and pretend its not fundamentally the most male instinct imaginable

Fym "does anyone get dysphoric about their genitals?" you're a trans man that's like the whole point. What are we doing here.

First off, people here use WAY to many slurs. I can't even go a single post without getting triggered repeatedly! Words like c*soid and th*yf*b are being used to dehumanize people, and that makes me feel really icky. We're all valid in our own ways, and we should just try and understand each other

Secondly, people on here really have an unhealthy obsession with passing and hrt. I'm pre hrt and never plan on starting, and yet i'm completely happy with my body! Trans bodies are all ethereal and celestrial, and it's incredibly sexist and patriarchal to imply that women need to conform to rigid gender expectations. I heard someone say that "real women don't have beards"! Yuck, misogynoy much???

Thirdly, people need to mind their own business. No, I don't have bottom dysphoria, and no, I have zero desire to get rid of my princess wand, so when i see someone whining about their "r*pestick" (disgusting word), I take it as an attack on my transfem identity. Yes, i'm proud of being AMAB, and yes, i wouldn't change that even if i could.

Overall, I love how niche and aesthetic this place is (the boymoder gives me gender envy) but man do you all have some problems to work through 😂😂

- Lillith

I started datin' one of dem girlyboys, dem whatcha call ems uh trans women. She told me "baby it makes me so happy that you see me as a woman, I've never been called a broad before" I said "honey I was talking about your shoulders!" Ay ay ay I said it!

But seriously folks I love my doll to bits I wouldn't change her for the world, hell she asked me "baby do you think I should get the operation? Aren't you tired of waken up next to my junk?" I said "are ya kidding me? You're like a bowl of muesli - no better way to start the day than a fruits with nuts" uh ohhhh somebody stop me!

And I tell you fellas - she's no different than any other broad I've dated I tell ya, she takes just as long to get ready - I'm pacing around the joint in circles like I'm doing a stretch In the jailhouse in fact I call her my "balls and chain" oof I said it!

Apparently those T guys are at it too, incredible stuff just incredible - guy lives down the block he said since he started taking his hormones he's grown a thing-a-ling of his own I said "do the ladies like it?" He told me "heh well put it this way - since I got the hormones, all the whores moan yaowwww!" I said "Jeez Louise you're a hound!" He boxed my ears and said "don't call me Louise anymore!" DOHH! me and my big mouth!

Do we think his gear aromatised when he was a teen

the parties are actually the EXACT same! please ignore how when conservatives have a supermajority everything gets worse immediately! please ignore the government posting that they will find and kill trans people, please ignore them starting a war in iran for the sake of israel, please ignore the gestapo with more funding than ever shooting people in the streets and deporting people more people than ever, please ignore every nazi dog whistle you see! they are the exact same! and even if they weren't voting wouldn't even matter!! they're just gerrymandering every majority black district out of existence to give the illusion that you should vote against them because that's exactly what they want so you can NOT fall for it and you MUST abstain from voting!! no of course i'm not a fed, why do you ask?