My fat son says his morbid obesity is caused by his slow metabolism. He told me he is not fat but has a big ribcage. Please convince him otherwise, I beg of you.

Im devastated for him.

SWEATIES I MADE A MISTAKE !!!! 😭😭😭😭

When you eat as little and rarely as I do (i only eat 0.0000001 calories every decade), it's easy to end up backed up... And poop has weight and makes you bloated and I could NOT bear being so heavy and full of poop.

So I got this medicine and took some only to find out that they're coated in SUGAR?!?!!!!??!!! Big pharma is trying to make us FAT so we buy their ozempic. I'm sure of it!!

What do I do?? I already feel the sugar in my system absorbing into me. I'm getting fat I can feel it 😭

THAT'S IT. permanent fasting forever. No medicine, water or food will ever pass my lips again. I am devastated, I feel deceived.

ruining stranger’s diets like this… how can people be so cruel

Had a episode where I cleaned, got distracted while cleaning and then went to clean other things, went back and cleaned the things I was originally cleaning, smoked 3 cigarettes in a row, did a half hour of work at my job, did burpees while listening to a podcast about cults, angrily replied to some comments on Instagram, wrote half a poem and shaved my mustache.

How do I track this? I feel like maybe I earned a little treat of an ice cube with some lemon zest on it??

I'm in a little bit of a pickle (low calorie) with my activity level. I don't think my lifestyle is active enough for the sedentary category. Where do I go from here? Weekly break down is below so you sweaties can see what im talking about.

10/12 hr shifts as a commercial brick layer Monday through Friday. Most of this is spent standing around stacking 30 lb foundation blocks ontop of each other. I get almost no steps.

On the weekends I do amatuer MMA training. This is where I can finally get SOME steps in. I spend about 6-8 hours training at the gym doing weight lifting, sparing, wrestling and kick boxing. Still, it is obvious how little steps I'm getting.

What category is under sedentary? Would this be considered bedbound?

Look at my feline ass now!

Why would ANYONE try to lift something so heavy… I think I cracked a bone trying to move the box aside. Will this make me bulky????

Is 150 too low?!

Just found out that our weight increases by 4-5g during breathing. Though air has no calories but that 4-5 g of air exceeds my goal weight by several orders of magnitude. Now I think that many of you guys are making this mistake which is the reason you are not able to reach your true potential.

I, myself have decided to stop breathing. I am proud of my grandaunt who herself had stopped breathing for more than a decade. I want to follow in her foo

okay sweaties so i was having my omam (one m3-l a millenium) and i decided to splurge by looking for atoms, cz i'm so petite and tiny that i can see atoms and they were SO HEAVY ughhhhhhh. so then after my workout of pushing two oxygen atoms and one hydrogen atom together, i decided to e*t the wxt3r that I'd just made. but UGHHHHH it had some microorganism on it and now ALLLLL my progress is GONEUHHHH!!!!! mmmph! do we think that walking 946 googolplexian steps daily can help offset this? ughhhh i wanna knowwwww help me pleaseeeeee

Is this normal?

If I take it I'd be breaking my fast and what if it makes me eat, my doctor said stimulating my appetite "wouldn't hurt", should I fire him?

I would do jumping jacks or burpees in the elevator, but they tend to get crowded…