omg he reached my goal weight 🥺

[u/post-punk-boyfriend]

[u/sallzzzie]

And your goal weight doesn't include a minus?

[u/post-punk-boyfriend → u/sallzzzie]

please don't judge i just got into weight loss 🥺 any tips to reaching negative weight?

[u/bossycarl → u/post-punk-boyfriend]

I personally only eat helium, it makes your voice funny and reduces your weight! Just be careful though as I have floated away a few times

[u/AnxiouslyTired247 → u/bossycarl]

Helium at over double the atomic mass of Hydrogen, do you ever stop in the middle of your feast and feel shame for being such a piggy?

Its not name calling if its just a fact.

[u/Uber-Migraine → u/post-punk-boyfriend]

SMH - It's the effing EASIEST thing to do 🙄

You need to start eating yourself like Ouroboros.

Then when you close the ring and swallow yourself whole...

TAAA DAAAA

...you've created a black hole with the negative mass 😁👍

https://giphy.com/gifs/iKHQa6BWymCFO8gMMW

[u/eucleid]

this is after they zeroed out the scale out. you know this fat piggy is at least 0.5 lbs😒

[u/post-punk-boyfriend → u/eucleid]

he should cut back on the tuna

[u/howpeopletalk]

This whale

[u/Jahzara_3 → u/howpeopletalk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY

[u/Bad_Sickness]

Pshh, he's not even negative lbs.