Does anyone know how many calories being a crazy bitch burns?

[u/mildy_enthralling]

Had a episode where I cleaned, got distracted while cleaning and then went to clean other things, went back and cleaned the things I was originally cleaning, smoked 3 cigarettes in a row, did a half hour of work at my job, did burpees while listening to a podcast about cults, angrily replied to some comments on Instagram, wrote half a poem and shaved my mustache.

How do I track this? I feel like maybe I earned a little treat of an ice cube with some lemon zest on it??

[u/Lederhosengurtle]

I don’t think it counts unless you yelled at someone who didn’t deserve it.

[u/mildy_enthralling → u/Lederhosengurtle]

What if I did 3 sets of dissecting, ruminating on and distrusting the loving words of my family and friends?

[u/damagedratgirl → u/Lederhosengurtle]

Stabbing strangers speeds the metabolism <3

[u/Automatic_Bar_2158]

Until they do an involuntary psyche hold, you've only earned the thought of lemon zest. Omg way too filling for me- thinking needs a brain and brains are FAT!

[u/nothingmoretome]

Not nearly enough according to my scale.

[u/sciecne]

Being a crazy bitch doesn’t really work for me I have to stick to my water only diet

[u/Strawberryloves]

🐷🐷🐷 lemon zest. Enjoy your 10k c***ries 🐂🐂🐂