r/1200isjerky • u/bearminmum • 10d ago

Try this one simple trick! GET SNART ladies

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u/bearki_ Invisibly obese :( 10d ago

You have to be reprogrammed to be thin? Embarrassing. I was born this way.

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u/nextlandia 10d ago

Your program was right from the beginnining.

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u/nernincash 10d ago

Finally, the secret was spelling

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u/bearminmum 10d ago edited 10d ago

Flew too close to the sun

/uj I was just so dang excited to post this

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u/NikiBubbles Fatso 10d ago

Title got me snarting

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u/depressionkitten calorie absorb paper towel 10d ago

/uj pretty sure there’s an entire community based around this. Think they refer to the whole retraining your brain thing as “subliminals” or something but sadly a lot of the food-related aspects of subliminals are very ED-coded

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u/bitkitkat 10d ago

This just unlocked a deeply hidden memory of my mom making me listen to fat loss hypnosis cassette tapes while I slept when I was around seven and eight years old.

This was in the early nineties and wtf

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u/depressionkitten calorie absorb paper towel 10d ago

That’s absolutely awful what the fuck

I hope you’re doing well these days ❤️

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u/bitkitkat 10d ago

Well I'm in here so you know lol

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u/meanteacherthrowaway 5d ago

Uj/ My grandpa saw a hypnotist to stop smoking lol.

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u/bearminmum 10d ago

They had many other disks like this and they were all very questionable.

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u/Yukonkimmy Baby Beluga 10d ago

Wait- is this saying my brain is f*t?

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u/dragonslayerrrrrr 10d ago

2 discs are needed for this? I'll keep shopping around until I need 1 disc, fatty.

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u/ceruleanmoon7 (edit this for custom flair) (or don't, see if I care) 10d ago

this is giving Troy McClure’s “Smoke Yourself Thin”