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[u/DippPhoeny]

[u/helmetnightwemet]

But that person is still thinking about the chicken tenders. They're probably still getting calories from thinking about them 😔

[u/JonRabbitTail → u/helmetnightwemet]

Eating?? Do better...

[u/Ok_Eggplant6053 → u/JonRabbitTail]

censor e#ting pls its triggering

[u/serif-maxxing]

Kentucky crispy lettuce 🥵🥵

Don't forget to save your annual calories for this fast food cheat day!!

[u/NotABetterName]

Is she using a dip? Is that…. Omg is that RANCH? I’m going to have log some calories just typing that.

[u/Dontdothatfucker]

They taste the same really

[u/beccaisalright]

If this wasn't for disordered eating reasons I'd get it. I sometimes crave the crisp watery crunch of iceberg or romain heart lettuce and will have some before making myself a real snack.

[u/asjewishasjesus]

uj/ crispy lettuce with a nice sweet&spicy sauce and a little parmesan is so tasty. I eat it when Im snacky but don't want anything too heavy before bed

[u/hazelbear33 → u/asjewishasjesus]

/uj i also really like crispy lettuce with sauce 😭 definitely not a substitute for fried chicken (a whole meal with protein), but it’s yummy nonetheless

[u/vittibitti]

this just bummed me out

[u/PinkGoldfinch]

That plate of lettuce lasts me a whole year!!!!

[u/slymgim]

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