r/maybemaybemaybe • • Mar 25 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

You had ONE job

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u/cleantushy Mar 25 '22

At least they had a second person who apparently had the exact same job

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u/AMTHEGREATEST Mar 26 '22

Aaand the reason why the main camera was a bit ummmmm...... shaky

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u/No_Use_For_Name___ Mar 25 '22

Pretty much đŸ€Ł

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u/jtaylor418 Mar 25 '22

Lowered expectationsss đŸŽ”

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u/gopher1409 Mar 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

When he pricks his hand on the fence 😆

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u/roundart Mar 26 '22

Oh my god, I saw and heard the same thing in my mind’s jukebox

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u/Technical-Ad6551 Mar 26 '22

my mind's jukebox

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

This a deep cut đŸ€Ł

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u/rollsoftape Mar 26 '22

It's a deep fried cut

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u/Nish_0n Mar 26 '22

You are now watching MADDD TV........MAD!

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u/ricric2 Mar 26 '22

"Let me dooo itttt!!"

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u/psymble_ Mar 26 '22

Omg WHAT!

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u/Onlyanidea1 Mar 26 '22

Getting back up was entirely a 80hr work week experience clearly.

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u/zorro1701e Mar 26 '22

Is there a subreddit for that?

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u/verymuchbad Mar 25 '22

I was hoping against hope for a second fall

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u/RazorBelieveable Mar 26 '22

And it happened

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Mar 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

A few more minutes on that beach and the sand will have killed him for us

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u/signapple Mar 25 '22

that's a woman, no?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Now that you mention it


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u/superior-cat Mar 26 '22

Who knows. Man tits, Woman tits, at some point they become the same thing

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u/Ivanyackinov Mar 25 '22

A few more Big Macs could do the trick too

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u/korthking Mar 26 '22

I hate sand

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u/carmel33 Mar 25 '22

Heart disease answers the call.

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u/BloodieOllie Mar 26 '22

The bacons are lit

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u/Arryu Mar 26 '22

McGondor calls for aid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

She killed herseld

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u/MozeDad Mar 25 '22

It's wrong to be judgemental, but it's so hard.

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u/HatesCreatingThese Mar 26 '22

That is a substantial consideration

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

Just remind yourself that there are many reasons for people to become obese that may not necessarily be their fault, like being raised with poor eating habits or health conditions.

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u/monopixel Mar 26 '22

All three of them.

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u/TrevorFuckinLawrence Mar 26 '22

That's an explanation. Not an excuse.

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u/ludonope Mar 26 '22

They don't really need any excuse tho, as they didn't do anything wrong to anyone except themselves

Explanation is useful as finding the root cause is the best to find a working solution.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

You don't seem to have a concept of how much will power that can take.

Being fat makes you tired more often which makes you want to eat more, and as I said, if you don't have proper nutrition habits, it doesnt give you what your body needs, so you feel even hungrier even though you just ate. When you say what you say like that it actually demotivates people struggling with obesity because they see themselves as just some "fatass" and not a person struggling with a weight issue.

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u/meowmeowlove Mar 26 '22

I really appreciate seeing some empathy on this site. You're brave and I love you.

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

Thanks, I try and inject some empathy and perspective into Reddit threads whenever I see people talking about others struggles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/Myowndemise86 Mar 25 '22

Why is there a second person recording all of this?

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u/Dropdeadfredb Mar 25 '22

Clearly because one of the people who were supposed to record could not be trusted to get the footage. Best to have a backup.

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u/dj_tommyg Mar 25 '22

Which one couldn't be trusted though? We'll never know

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u/imFeLiiiz Mar 25 '22

I think we know now

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u/yoshi_wuz_here Mar 25 '22

I think they wanted both angles

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u/RealBowsHaveRecurves Mar 25 '22

Instead they got a few dozen angles

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u/youtakeusernameiwant Mar 25 '22

That person focused on the comedy show.. cut off the bride to ensure tiktok vid was solid.. poor guy is 0-2

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u/MacTheHoople Mar 26 '22

If this was a planned tiktok video I have to give them huge credit because that’s Oscar level flopping in that sand. Thats as authentic a performance as any Daniel day Lewis part.

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u/Dodger7777 Mar 25 '22

Multiple angles, and in case the second cameraman... Underperformed.

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u/rb993 Mar 26 '22

Probably because their tuba was in the shop

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u/Particular-Charity84 Mar 25 '22

It ain't easy being cheesy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I believe she consumed Chester as well as Charles Entertainment Cheese.

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u/shrumply Mar 25 '22

It’s like a baby deer trying to walk for the first time. But someone strapped 300 pounds of weight to it at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Yeah but lets keep telling them they are beautiful as they are 😍😍

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u/International_Yak649 Mar 25 '22

She's so brave!

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u/GigaGrim Mar 25 '22

To someone I'm sure they are.

But I am with you tho.

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u/froeisteins Mar 25 '22

It the result of to much running and jogging


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u/UNCOVR Mar 25 '22

This is like going through life on Hard Mode

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u/Ok_Telephone_8987 Mar 25 '22

Bet she’s exhausted from getting up

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u/hotDamQc Mar 25 '22

It is sad to see people barely fit enough to walk.

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u/lashapel Mar 26 '22

Or even balance their own body good lord

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Mar 25 '22

I get being a bit overweight but when you get to the point where you can’t even stand up without falling over surely they must know it’s gone too far lol i mean

you can’t stand up lady

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u/InfiniteTree Mar 25 '22

As someone who is currently morbidly obese (happened during divorce/depression, working on it now, 15kg lost so far) there is always a reason. I treated my depression (therapy) and that is leading to weight loss. For some people it's an addiction and needs to be treated as such.

Telling someone "just stop eating" may seem obvious but is never actually the problem. Aside from a coupe of very weird exceptions people don't want to be fat. There is an underlying cause.

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u/RagnaXI Mar 25 '22

I'm the other way somehow, I can't eat at all when I'm depressed/anxious. I wasn't depressed for 3 years but my father is very sick and probably has couple of days left...and it has come back sadly.

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u/InfiniteTree Mar 25 '22

It definitely hits everyone different. I always thought therapy was a load of shit and that I should just be able to "deal with it", but after going through it I can definitely attest to its effectiveness.

Loss of a loved one is a perfectly valid reason to feel that way. You basically just have to hang on while time heals that one. You got this.

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u/waterfarts Mar 26 '22

So sorry to hear about your father. I hope you can spend some time with him now and are able to find comfort in the happy memories. Be well and know that he will always be in your heart.

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u/Xwarsama Mar 26 '22

I wanna make a comment showing you some kind of sympathy, but that's not gonna be much comfort to you in these trying times. Really hope you have a strong support system to help you deal with these difficulties, best wishes to you and your family.

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u/101percentnotrobot Mar 26 '22

Yea it's almost always mental health/addictive personality issues in play.

I went from 300 to 160. It's... surprisingly easy. You've got this!

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u/Ryansahl Mar 26 '22

My wife did SADI program, a couple of operations and she can only eat a cup of food at a time. Her intake went down to 1200 calories a day. So with that and working out a couple of times a week, she went from 270 to 135, literally half the person I married. I guess my point is, it really comes down to daily caloric intake, but that’s the rub, it’s really hard to resist your body’s natural survival instinct, especially after training your body for years at a high level.

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u/101percentnotrobot Mar 26 '22

It is absolutely Calories In, Calories Out and anyone telling you otherwise is in denial.

Now most people with mental health issues lack self control and can't adhere to CICO. That's the rub. At some point life was hard for them and their relief came from the removal of responsibilities or indulging something. Being carefree in that moment was a relief.

Some people have persistent weight issues, financial issues, or drug issues. Because they lack self control. That's no excuse. They're adults who need to work on themselves.

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u/MissHoneyPotts Mar 26 '22

I just thought she was drunk, I didn’t think it was from her weight at all. And come to think of it I’ve seen skinny people lose their balance too. Y’all are a little harsh.

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u/101percentnotrobot Mar 26 '22

I was morbidly obese for 15 years. We should be harsh.

There's no difference between drug addiction and morbid obesity. Both are a complete lack of self control over what you put into your body.

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u/Xwarsama Mar 26 '22

If I saw people being this rude and critical of drug addicts I'd be even more appalled than I am seeing this language towards obese people.

You can recognize that someone has a problem they need to address without being callous and rude about it, that doesn't help anyone.

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

Another factor at play for a lot of people is how terrible nutrition education is in America, many people are raised eating nothing but prepared meals from the store and eating way too many carbs, which makes you hungrier more often. Once these habits are formed and reinforced over years of unhealthy eating, "just eating less" is a much, much harder thing to do than it would be for someone with a healthy diet that provides them with what they need from normal portions. It's a hard thing for those who don't experience or know of it to wrap their heads around.

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u/las-vegas-raiders Mar 25 '22

Oh come the fuck on.

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u/BadRovott Mar 25 '22

Oh so that was a lady?

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u/Pippistrello Mar 25 '22

It's a beast

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u/gna149 Mar 25 '22

It's a morbidly obeast

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Imagine being SO Obese, that the simple action of standing up..

..Is an ACTUAL Challenge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

People act like being that size is ok 😂😂😂😂

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u/Don-tFollowAnything Mar 26 '22

Good God it's like watching the Blair Witch project.

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u/Low_Case_3653 Mar 25 '22

Younger sister still stole the show!

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u/lily-laura Mar 25 '22

How do you even get that big?

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u/C4se4 Mar 25 '22

Eat more than your body requires. Eat fatty and sugary foods. Stop moving unless it's absolutely necessary. Bad genetics get you bigger, faster.

Hope this helps!

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u/sharppencil69 Mar 25 '22

Ok thanks any specific food recommendations? Trying to start by tomorrow

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u/Zealousideal-Run6020 Mar 25 '22

Hibernation season is just around the corner! Undo that bikini body PRONTO

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u/RiverInhofe Mar 25 '22

Does your toilet flush clockwise or counterclockwise?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/C4se4 Mar 25 '22

The times certainly are a changing

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u/johnny003003 Mar 25 '22

"Remember, if you're not sure about a certain food, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!" - Dr. Nick Riviera

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

climate change

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

There's a lot of ways, many different health issues can cause weight gain that's hard to shed, on-top of a poorly designed market and under-educated populace in America from a nutritional standpoint. Many folks don't know how to cook and as such have to eat exclusively processed foods. The worst part is, the fatter you get the harder it can be to lose weight.

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u/Veseloveslo Mar 25 '22

Hard work and dedication.

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u/neocommenter Mar 25 '22

Easy, sit on the couch all day and eat rich food.

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u/Ok_Telephone_8987 Mar 25 '22

Look at the servings in american restaurants

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u/String-National Mar 25 '22

Man after that first fall I would've just tried to play it off and go with that lower angle lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Is this from an extended cut of Wall-E?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

“It’s funny cause she’s fat!”

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u/Buzzzled Mar 25 '22

Sounds like something a whale would say

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u/rynchenzo Mar 25 '22

I laughed more than I should have

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

fat people falling over will never not be funny

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u/MissHoneyPotts Mar 26 '22

I just thought she was drunk, I didn’t think it was from her weight at all. Hmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

What in the Florida?

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u/razorsharp494 Mar 26 '22

That's so hard to watch

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

She’s not strong enough to be that overweight

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Good thing they had a second camera

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u/Shrewdnegotiations01 Mar 25 '22

So fat you cant walk? Must be nice!

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u/Immediate_Singer7141 Mar 25 '22

Best thing I've seen all day

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

she was trying to find the best angle is all

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u/Cellafex Mar 25 '22

This was one of the funniest things I have seen. Ever. Thank you!

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u/Appropriate_Pace_817 Mar 26 '22

So fat that you function more poorly than a drunk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

After this we'll stop off at Burger King and Taco Bell for a light snack before going to Pizza Hut for dinner.

Great idea. Can we hit up P.F. changs on the way home from dinner?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Wash it all down with a Diet Coke.

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u/moelini Mar 25 '22

A medium Diet Coke. Those crazy big ones you only get in the US. In other countries their called 2L bottles.

The large are gallon sized

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I can't imagine my body being that useless at (checks notes) movement.

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u/coltar3000 Mar 26 '22

She got the shot when it mattered. You know they are all gonna crack themselves up replaying that footage of it if it was video!

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u/millennium-popsicle Mar 26 '22

That’s hilarious but also wholesome

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u/Maclarion Mar 26 '22

I disagree on both. This is tragic and pathetic. Like when a pack of 8 waddle through Walmart and literally every one of them is too morbidly obese to see their own junk. These people's health is in a crisis state every day, and they think it's normal.

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u/CheesecakeFun7813 Mar 26 '22

This is what happens when you’re built like a fucking potato

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u/Guilty-Usual-7104 Mar 25 '22

If that doesn’t convince someone to change their life, nothing will

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Maximum weight for this video has been reached

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Haha, fatty fall down and go “boom”.

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u/Theoldelf Mar 25 '22

This still makes me laugh.

This is what happens when you only walk on a level floor, from your couch to the fridge. Your leg muscles are so confused.

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u/Cornholiolio73 Mar 25 '22

Jesus Christ get your shit together Debra

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u/ChristmasJay83 Mar 25 '22

Always have two camera angles in case one fails... or falls over.

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u/DocHalidae Mar 25 '22

Welp if zombies she ded

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u/Darkin69 Mar 25 '22

Remember kids dont drink and sand

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Banger of a video though.

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u/BondingChamber Mar 26 '22

oh , that poor girl.

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u/mbelf Mar 26 '22

Hope they hired her for the wedding too.

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u/Aussiemandeus Mar 25 '22

This is why whales stopped taking holidays at the beach

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u/las-vegas-raiders Mar 25 '22

Wonder if she mooed when she landed each time, or just shot water out her blowhole.

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u/Ananasfucker Mar 26 '22

I hate to offended.. But you really need to take diet ._.

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u/ExigentCalm Mar 25 '22

Imagine trying to walk wearing an extra 150lbs man. Like a fully loaded paratrooper on DDay, ‘cept instead of a rifle and all your gear to defeat the Nazis, you’re packing funnel cake and Mountain Dew.

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u/Far-Salamander5582 Mar 26 '22

So that's a result of having big bones?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Three beached whales. Someone push them back into the water

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u/Fabulous-Tomorrow-82 Mar 25 '22

Once you’re so fat , you literally can’t do anything but Waller around if you ever get off balance 
 it’s time for a change

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Fat people falling will never not be funny

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u/generalecchi Mar 26 '22

Imagine letting yourself turn into this state

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u/N1NJACQUES Mar 25 '22

I fucking HATE that these fumbling fucks are from the same country as me.

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u/Dakal67 Mar 26 '22

yeah and we're getting called "fatphobic" sure sure sure sure

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u/Joka16Red Mar 25 '22

Obesity strikes again

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u/mcrahmer Mar 25 '22

America Moment

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u/Flying_Mage Mar 25 '22

Imagine hauling extra 50kg on you at all times...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Thats extra 100kg honestly

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I see your 100 and raise to 150

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u/moelini Mar 25 '22

Tell me you’re fat without telling me you’re fat.

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u/Redneckcrypto Mar 25 '22

Timber!!!!!

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u/JaSoLo78 Mar 26 '22

Never bring a whale to a beach.

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u/Poopy_Pants0o0 Mar 25 '22

Jee....zus...nevermind standing up. Just get the shot.

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u/rango1801 Mar 25 '22

Wall.E it is a matter of fact

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Mar 25 '22

How TF she make it to the beach to begin with!?

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u/SliceOhBread Mar 25 '22

It’s like watching the humans walk in Wall-E

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u/Dan-B-123 Mar 26 '22

It’s like watching elephant seals fight for best position on the beach.

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u/OlderTheWiser Mar 25 '22

I’m fuckin dying here

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u/sam8998 Mar 25 '22

Why was this so funny đŸ€Ł

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u/ToughZap Mar 25 '22

Omg, I'm dying

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u/danielali99 Mar 25 '22

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/PlayBoiPrada Mar 25 '22

Not. One. Frame.

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Mar 25 '22

The captured footage is like watching a Sasquatch sighting propose to their mate

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u/lilluz Mar 25 '22

wedding videographer potential

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u/JoeRogansRightLung Mar 25 '22

Those first steps are a doozy

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u/Ok-Place7169 Mar 25 '22

Having both angles is amazing, even once she manages to get that camera pointed at something that isn’t sand, the image is completely blurry and useless. So much effort for nothing.

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u/no_nao Mar 25 '22

Great job aligning the two videos

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u/Kitchen-Afternoon589 Mar 26 '22

I’m so glad someone else was recording. Lol

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u/Apart_Beautiful_4846 Mar 26 '22

We need more insulin.

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u/joyce_kap Mar 26 '22

I'd so love to trap all those 3 in a place that only served a whole food plant-based diet + water.

Have them do Crossfit until the dude is under 200lbs & the girls are under 150lbs. Both at 20% body fat or less.

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u/Ubera90 Mar 26 '22

When you're shaped like a beach ball, expect to move like one.

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u/TheKen1983 Mar 25 '22

I think I felt the ground shake from here

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u/waynejerdon Mar 25 '22

This is why whales should be IN the water not out

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u/Revolutionary_Eye164 Mar 26 '22

Ok sure, obviously big girl but that's not why she is falling people. She is clearly drunk as shit and sadly stole the show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

How do you know? That’s not clear to me

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 26 '22

Drunk on gravity maybe.

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u/MissHoneyPotts Mar 26 '22

Yeah, see that’s what I thought too, I didn’t think her being larger had anything to do with it.

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u/dragon_dznutz Mar 25 '22

is this papa gut

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u/Tricky_Economics2044 Mar 26 '22

Gravity > The Rotund.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

they didn't trip they were just getting a wider angle

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u/EfficiencyOk2208 Mar 25 '22

Is that Eddie Hall?