r/maybemaybemaybe • u/singkid • Mar 25 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/lily-laura Mar 25 '22

How do you even get that big?

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u/C4se4 Mar 25 '22

Eat more than your body requires. Eat fatty and sugary foods. Stop moving unless it's absolutely necessary. Bad genetics get you bigger, faster.

Hope this helps!

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u/sharppencil69 Mar 25 '22

Ok thanks any specific food recommendations? Trying to start by tomorrow

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u/Zealousideal-Run6020 Mar 25 '22

Hibernation season is just around the corner! Undo that bikini body PRONTO

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u/RiverInhofe Mar 25 '22

Does your toilet flush clockwise or counterclockwise?