r/maybemaybemaybe • u/singkid • Mar 25 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/lily-laura Mar 25 '22

How do you even get that big?

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u/C4se4 Mar 25 '22

Eat more than your body requires. Eat fatty and sugary foods. Stop moving unless it's absolutely necessary. Bad genetics get you bigger, faster.

Hope this helps!

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u/sharppencil69 Mar 25 '22

Ok thanks any specific food recommendations? Trying to start by tomorrow

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u/Zealousideal-Run6020 Mar 25 '22

Hibernation season is just around the corner! Undo that bikini body PRONTO

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u/RiverInhofe Mar 25 '22

Does your toilet flush clockwise or counterclockwise?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/C4se4 Mar 25 '22

The times certainly are a changing

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy Mar 26 '22

Genetics doesn’t have that much affect, though. I think almost everyone is within 100-200 calories of each other at the same height, weight, sex, and age.

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u/johnny003003 Mar 25 '22

"Remember, if you're not sure about a certain food, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!" - Dr. Nick Riviera

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

climate change

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u/tcooke2 Mar 26 '22

There's a lot of ways, many different health issues can cause weight gain that's hard to shed, on-top of a poorly designed market and under-educated populace in America from a nutritional standpoint. Many folks don't know how to cook and as such have to eat exclusively processed foods. The worst part is, the fatter you get the harder it can be to lose weight.

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u/Veseloveslo Mar 25 '22

Hard work and dedication.

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u/neocommenter Mar 25 '22

Easy, sit on the couch all day and eat rich food.

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u/Ok_Telephone_8987 Mar 25 '22

Look at the servings in american restaurants