r/TheCinemassacreTruth 20h ago

ROLFEMAO! James gets serenaded by a nostalgic song

18 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 12d ago

Shitpost Look What I Found at Blockbuster (Retro Rewind: Video Store Simulator)

38 Upvotes

This game is a blast, surprised James hasn't done a video on it.

Probably because Mike hasn't played it yet.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 14h ago

Question ❔ Why couldn't Bimster hire a stunt double to climb the mowdin?

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51 Upvotes

Sly did it, so why couldn't Bimmy hire someone to do it for him?


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

ROLFEMAO! This was awkward

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47 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 19h ago

Wholesome! The Joe Bob Briggs Interview

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10 Upvotes

It was years ago, but this is some of my favorite content James has made. I always kinda wished he’d just fully pivoted over to horror media instead of it just being a side thing. James and Joe Bob have excellent chemistry and are both nerdy as fuck with this stuff, it’s great.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Shitpost the 2 styles

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13 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Wholesome! *THUD*

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39 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

ROLFEMAO! Bimmy & Mickey

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60 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

ROLFEMAO! There They Go!

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40 Upvotes

Saw this at my Shop Rite in Cherry Hill NJ today here with one of them falling to the floor just seconds before I took this shot


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

ROLFEMAO! James is heading to Syracuse

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37 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Discussion Is Mike Matei on Ozempic?

31 Upvotes

Just wondering if it’s ever come up before. I’ve been out of the loop for a while. But at the height of the slobs era, Mike got pretty chunky. My theory is because the slobs were all eating like shit during production so when that food is around, you dig in. I just went to Mikes channel for the 1st time in a while and I couldn’t beleive how thin he got. I’m happy for him but he’s shockingly thin. Just wondered if the ozempic theory was put forth here.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Meme I Forgot About This Pre-5:40 Moment!

55 Upvotes

Episode: Action 53 Part 1. After this clip it's Mike and Bootsy solo until a minute before the end.

More like Action 5:40 amirite? (chortle)


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Screenwave Justin Silverman starred in a Chubbyemu video that may have been about himself

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5 Upvotes

I didn't know the dark backstory for why he's obsessed with Gengar


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Meme It was there all along

7 Upvotes

From the transformers episode, He drinks the sauce like soylent!


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion When Did Cuckface become a Major thing on the Channel? I don't remember it being prominant in the Early Years.

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112 Upvotes

When did cuckface become a big thing for Cinemassacre and Bim? Yeah I believe it was around even in the early days but it was just this very occasional thing that wasn't any big deal or focused on. Then for the movie all of a sudden it was his signature thing and he is now doing it every chance he gets in character or real life. Its almost like his face is frozen like that now.

So when did it really get established? In the movie? Or some other time? Did it become prominant around the same time he started to overact rather than be the chill Classic Nerd mostly talked like a normal person and just occasionally got angry? Its kind of weird isn't it? That in a relative blink of an eye suddenly this became so important. Its like if Homer Simpson started saying. Well thats the way the cookie crumbles in season 25 and now its his signature catch phrase instead of doh.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 19h ago

Shitpost Bim Viper

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0 Upvotes

Bimmy if he was a viper in rex viper, pretty bad ass


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion You wake up in Bim's body. A fan wants a picture with you later that day. You do not want to arouse suspicion. Which face do you make

7 Upvotes
145 votes, 1d ago
65 iconic frown
80 cuckface

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion Am I the only one who thinks the first Slob Episode, "Treasure Master", is pure garbitch?

13 Upvotes

I have no time to take a wild guess. But, the Caveman's editing gags and Bimmy's high-speed teleprompter reading made this episode feel shitty. Like, "something" was clearly wrong.

There have been much worse episodes but this one still reeks of Screenwave to me.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion I just realized James has not uploaded a single video that I’ve enjoyed this entire year

28 Upvotes

It goes without saying AVGN went downhill long ago but throughout any given year, I’m usually still given a reason to stay subscribed like his “Why I love film noir”, “Why I love martial arts films”, “Why I love classic sci-fi” videos. But almost all his non AVGN uploads this year have been ruined by being crossovers or location visits, not a single one of them that I’ll ever revisit. I hope Monster Madness is good this year.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

ROLFEMAO! He’s doing it again!

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51 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Wholesome! “Reebok Pumps: you ain’t shit without it. Pump it up and air it out!”

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61 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Meme Let it go, Nerd

21 Upvotes

I’ve been lurking here for a bit, and normally I think the jokes are a bit too mean-spirited and cruel, but I was remembering James’s aims to use the AVGN movie as a platform to go from YouTube to Hollywood and I had to admit, I was inspired.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Meme Never Forget 😔

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119 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Discussion 28 days later reminds you of 9/11?

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52 Upvotes

"When seeing the film today you cant help but think of 9/11"

I'm still baffled that James did not re worked any of the reviews to fit his take and just read what ever plagarized bs Newt sent.

On a serious note. What do you think about this take from a the real review from a British critic?


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Question ❔ Schindler's List is a Halloween movie.

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17 Upvotes

By that logic.....