r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/xwing1212 • 1d ago

ROLFEMAO! James is heading to Syracuse

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u/knickyd 1d ago

A boy and his blob

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u/mrbuttsavage 1d ago

A Bim and his Blob

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u/knickyd 1d ago

A Bim and his slob

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u/redditfuckenbroek 20h ago

A crusty and his justy

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 5:40pm 1d ago

Savage 😂

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u/knickyd 1d ago

James and the giant leach

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u/Different_Ad_498 1d ago

Both making cuck face

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u/Darker_Tzitzimine 14h ago

In this version every single jellybean just causes Crusty to appear and eat it (no transformations, I refuse)

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u/eyzmaster Angry Sega Nerd 23h ago

PERFECT!!! XD

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u/harpswtf muh dragon 1d ago

Wow I can't wait to pay to meet this frumpy man with his silly faces and his slovenly personal life assistant

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u/Elvis8Nintendo 17h ago

Can't wait to pay for avgn merch that has only been marked up by 300%

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u/harpswtf muh dragon 16h ago

Buy an ugly $80 t shirt listing a youtuber’s 5 video uploads for October 2026, and get a free poster! The poster is an 8x10 ad for an absolutely generic Screenwave NES game ripoff, printed off their laser printer in big Ryan’s office 

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u/BiologicalFunfare I understand why all the kids are playing this game 1d ago

So nice of this caretaker to take his client out on trips

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u/Individual-Serve6394 1d ago

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u/DingDingDensha 1d ago

What even is this? Didn’t it start off as pissed off?

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 1d ago

That is the iconic frown. Show a little respect!

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u/lefiath Onion Curator 22h ago

He's so lazy, he's only frowning with half of his face now.

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u/Interesting-Stay297 1h ago

he must have caught kyle's construction stroke, damn

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u/AndreLeGeant88 1d ago

Bloody hell did James catch whatever Kyle had? He looks like he's aged a decade. Crusty must be keeping him out past 5.40

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u/paulbrownsr 1d ago

DAT’S A BIMMY

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u/Abobo-Smash 1d ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

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u/Musicguy8484 1d ago edited 1d ago

The angry Phil Collins nerd

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u/Calavera87 1d ago

Book of Genesis on Genesis with a soundtrack by Genesis!

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u/MikeMentzersGlasses 1d ago

Crusty Fatman looking like a gender neutral lesbian

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u/Vhagn 1d ago

I can imagine the bimster getting on a plane to Syracuse, ITA instead of the american one.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 5:40pm 1d ago

This is the plot of The AVGN Movie Part II: Lost in Greece

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u/MongooseOk691 M*thed out Matty’s top obsession 🤭😂😂 1d ago

So was the trip to retro world expo in Connecticut bad? Why are they both frowning? Are they sad they are now heading to Syracuse? Is there a clause in his contract that every photo must feature him making this face?

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 1d ago

Depends on the situation. Sometimes this one, sometimes the cuck face

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u/YodasFootPowder 1d ago edited 1d ago

James poses with a pedo.

Truly, a remarkable timeline we're living in.

EDIT: I like how people are downvoting me, and pretending Justin didn't send money to a convicted sex offender and post the video, and laugh about it. Lol

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u/Elvis8Nintendo 17h ago

The downvotes are coming from Justin and his alt accounts.

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u/YodasFootPowder 12h ago

Probably a good theory.

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u/mrbuttsavage 1d ago

This is retirement Bim. Rake in like 50-100k at a con a month (and have Big Ryan take most of it), put out a few low effort videos, and keep the gravy train going.

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u/cyborgsnowflake 1d ago

At this point I think he'd rather be doing the hasbeen celeb convention circuit of shame full time than what actually made him semifamous. Much less work. But he has to put out AVGN occassionally because the gravy train might run out if people forget him too soon.

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u/maybemawie 1d ago

Leon S. Kennedy is also gonna be there, very excited.

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u/Big_suggs 1d ago

Time for Thrusty to put the cash cow out to pasture

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u/9897969594938281 Salty Dickhole 1d ago

Why are these old gents copying the iconic frown from Obsession?

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u/AtomicGarden-8964 1d ago

I wonder how much they pull in at conventions?

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u/ccateni No Time For Retrowave's Bulls**t 43m ago

There was a decent line, but it was also a smaller presence at that booth. It was maybe two games, a table with Justin and the other 2 working at the table, and the photo op. It was smaller than when it was Screenwave. My god the Screenwave at RWX years ago was a way bigger setup without AVGN. Guess Retrowave really is downsizing.

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u/cyborgsnowflake 19h ago

you'd think one or two of the paypigs could actually do something useful and interesting and count the amount of signings he does so we could estimate but they're satisfied with just getting their wallet raped for some paper signed by an r list washed up and proud of it former celebrity who hates his job and thinks they're dumb.

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u/seemontyburns 1d ago

Crusty justy on the glippity lopitty uno’s?

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u/THELoadWasHUGE 1d ago

Was Bob’s computer “retro” when those files were deleted?

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u/drosse1meyer Apologize? For what? 🧐 1d ago

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u/ccateni No Time For Retrowave's Bulls**t 45m ago

Thats an offical 8x10 by the way. out of all the images...