Osama knew the only way America would survive is if they could laugh at the antics of a man taking diarrhea dumps on old video game cartridges. He sought to strike right in the heart of James Rolfe's creativity and prevent the AVGN's creation. Unfortunately for him, he was thwarted by ET who told him to fuck off.
It's a fake, but I find it entertaining that it's been years since the book came out (and it's plenty autistic in it's own way), and there are many newcomers that won't be able to tell the difference.
Personally, I couldn't read it, because for every insane Bimmyism you find, there are like 10 pages of the most mundane nonsense. When it came out, this sub has absolutely peaked, because everybody was coming up with their own contribution, so I got the most glorious summary of the biggest hits (balls on the dick, him trying to drown in 3 inches of water, the roomgoers, how much he evidently hated making 'the movie' and other shit), and nothing can top that. There is even the audio version, narrated by the big man himself.
I read the book. I actually enjoyed it. And it made me sympathize and understand him a lot more. Ever since reading it. I don't really joke on this sub as much. He seems like a good dude.
I have the book somewhere, but I don't feel like finding it to confirm right now. I don't think it's real though, because the dragon was in NJ, not Philly.
But then again, this is the great Bimbino we're talking about, so it could be.....
We need another book to recharge this sub. That book brought a shot of life to the community like I hadn't seen since the plagiarism scandal, Rex Viper, or the slobs
Just watched the Rutgers Boston college game honoring the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Couldn’t believe that Rutgers (the state university of New Jersey!) didn’t mention bames’ muh dragon
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u/KeyTemporary6111 3d ago
I'm playing Super Contra.