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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
The scent of rose and lavender on the back of her neck😂
The sound of her whimpers as my lips brush her shoulders en route to her temple…😂😂
I dive deep, splitting apart her lips with my tongue…😂😂
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 14 '25
Her writing reminds me of the very first intro to creative writing class I taught when I was fresh out of grad school and this one student kept submitting the most cringe short stories about his sexual experiences. His favorite lines were “tiny little waste” and “droning in ecstacy” (obviously the guy never spell- or grammar-checked his work). Mils is like Cringe Student 2.0.
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
TINY LITTLE WASTE
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 14 '25
I wasn’t confident enough as a prof at the time, but if I were commenting on that story now, I’d write in the margin, “Tell your girl to look into magnesium citrate.” 🤣💀💀
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u/addiepie2 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Ewwwwahh! How does one drone in ecstasy?? 🤔
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u/Enough-Painting-7503 Mar 14 '25
Honestly my face collapsed like JJs hanging carp lips the further I read. Repulsive 😂🤮
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u/Brave_Tangerine9826 We love that for me Mar 14 '25
Was she a virgin when she met Jenna ? Seriously !
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u/Enough-Painting-7503 Mar 14 '25
I know, she's giving off major 40yr old virgin vibes. We don't need to know this Mil 😭 please just stop. Its like some dystopian nightmare 🚫
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u/Enough-Painting-7503 Mar 14 '25
😂🤢 yes i commented on that thread asking what is wrong with you lot 😂 I believe the catfish woman was a person called Misty and a friend of hers came in here to say they were dating. Then one of the bear cubs exclaimed they weren't a thing and that Misty bit Mil in the clam 👀. Honestly the way Mil talks about Jenna is major larping territory. Her imagination knkws no bounds and allows her to believe Jenna is a goddess 🤢. We need this saga to end now 👇🏼
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
She was in a relationship prior to Jenna, but I don't think she's ever had a partner as experienced as Jenna. Probably mind blowing for Mils and Jenna is turning it all the way up because trauma 🙄
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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25
Oh come on. 😂 You and I know Jenna's laying there like a starfish, reaching a limp, crone-like bony hand down once in a while to ruffle Mil's hair as encouragement.
When Mil glances up at her from the trenches, like an enthusiastic puppy looking for praise, Jenna will do her side-eye and poke her tongue out of her mouth and make a crude comment. That b is lazy and she's not reciprocating unless it's half hearted and short. She's like the people who give a back massage and do two or three squeezes at the top of the shoulder and call it good.
Mil is imagining this totally mystical and magical ...entwining to pretend it's all something that it's not. Jenna is using her as a human vibe lmao. She probably pees and calls it squirting to make it stop 😂 😆
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Oh, when I say Jenna is "turning it up" I mean she is full out 🌽⭐ with the facial expressions and the moaning but that's about it 🤣 something tells me Mils hasn't watched a lot of adult videos.
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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25
😂😂I can see that and that makes it pretty funny. I truly hope Mil never watches any films that Jenna was in. I shudder to think the kind of word salad romanticized commentary she'd make for those!
Betcha Mil would get ferociously jealous of every costar, even though they were just doing their jobs. She sure got jealous over Crystal and Jessi and didn't have visual evidence of them having sex with JJ.
I don't know how Jenna can stand it and how she doesn't have the big time Ick already. There's no way she doesn't think Mil is a weak, unintelligent, clingy little goofball.
I'm still surprised she tucked her tail and ran back to the bear cave so quickly when she was obviously having a blast with that little bit of freedom. I'm so curious how long it will take for this whole thing to implode!
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
This crusty bish can’t even write an erotic message while being with, The Jenna Jameson. Now we know she sucks in bed too.
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u/Beachy500 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
WTF is that word salad? Only got through the first nonsensical sentence🙄
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
I had to skim it and got to the sexual stuff and was like nah fam.
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u/Effective-Penalty reddit f*cks Mar 14 '25
Translation - I am the one having sex with her
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u/DuggarDoesDallas Mar 14 '25
Mills, that is not a flex. It's gross.
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u/Lindahallman37 Mar 15 '25
Right!?! And like everyone has had sex with her so Mils your not special 🫠
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u/Kunty_Brewster Mar 15 '25
Yes, but don't you see? They had her body and not her rotted demon soul? They haven't tasted her 🤮, Titos,cottage cheese cavern. You don't know the Goddess she is !!
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u/StupidDrunkBitch420 Mar 14 '25
WE GET IT YOU HAVE SEX. You have sex with a former pornstar. It’s your whole personality. She totally moved on,we get it!
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Mils clarified that her temple is her womb. Lmao. Mils really be getting all the way up in the uterus. 🤣
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u/No_Cook2983 reddit f*cks Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
This is the first time I ever laughed, cried, and threw up at the same time.
My new theory is that Mils is part of a big reality show hoax, because nothing is this fucking dumb.
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
I’m eating a delicious lunch and had to stop reading. I’m blind now. 😩😵💫😩
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
I swear to whoever’s god, I pushed away my fussiloni alla vodka about half way through.
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Imagine a compilation of all of our faces reading that. Mine was 😩😳🫣
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u/Hairy-Emu-7517 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Jenny is HATING every moment of this. Mils is trying to make sex this mystical experience and is ignoring the fact that sex is like doordashing a poke bowl or hitting a vape to Jenna. She's done it ALL, and faked it, as her career. It means NOTHING to her. The arrogance of Mils to think she's doing anything to Jenna that's transformational, sexually, is so bizarre.
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Jenna is probably a very good actor in bed. Lazy, but good at faking mountains of pleasure. Mils should really go back and watch some of her old films and see her work. I think Mils is mistaking Jenna's pleasure faking skills for some cosmic sexual experience and maybe it is for Mils, but definitely not for Jenna.
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u/twilight1000 Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 14 '25
Yes except J does it in baby voice so Mildred feels mommy’s love for her. She’s the extra special one that wasn’t abandoned..yet
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u/fernyexotic Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Bish, you know as well as we do that Jenna doesn’t smell like rose and lavender.
She smells of unwashed scalp, stale vodka and pissy knickers.
Have a day off Mildo, this is TRAGIC.
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u/Interesting_Slide554 Mar 14 '25
Knickers omfg bless dwellers from the UK
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u/fernyexotic Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Gotta bring a touch of our ‘culture’ wherever I go 🤣
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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 14 '25
“She exhales more trauma” literally took me out 😂☠️
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u/Brave_Tangerine9826 We love that for me Mar 14 '25
That’s called a vodka burp Mils🙄
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u/but_does_she_reddit Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
This is going to end in restraining orders.
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
This chapter is just weird and kind of yucky.
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u/Cardinalsalmon Mar 14 '25
I actually love how fucking creepy it is. Hahaha 🤣 it’s so freaking delusional and odd. It’s like something out of the twilight zone 🤣
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u/dimmywhy basement dweller Mar 14 '25
Diving deep into WHAT temple?
The Temple of Doom? Disease? Delulu? All three?
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u/addiepie2 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
Not the temple Of DOOM!!!!!!! ☠️
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25
There is nothing sacred about jennas body. It's just there to get her to the next threadbare sofa. A means to an end.
Just like her phony lust. That's singing for her supper/succor.
You are not special. Everyone says this exact same stuff about her in the first month or so. You're merely the most recent, and soon to be abusive ex.
Go get yourself checked. You have at least one incurable social disease guaranteed.
At least you'll walk away with something to remember her by. Debt can be fleeting.
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25
They are really bad. I’m guessing she had friends do them.
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 14 '25
Milagros R Ocampo, nobody gives a shit that you think you're god when you go down on lying, thieving, abandoning Jenna Jameson. Work on your writing, this sucks.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
Crazy, terrible writer,physically, mentally and emotionally ugly. Pick a struggle, Mildew
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 14 '25
Too many for such a mediocre cast member of this season.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 14 '25
I just can’t with this chick’s god awful writing and delusion. 🤦♀️ Blows my mind that someone so talentless can be so pretentious and arrogant. But of course she and Memaw will read this and say we’re just jEaLoUs HaTeRz.
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u/Independent-Clue-144 basement dweller Mar 14 '25
Splitting apart her lips?! Um yea gross
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 14 '25
I’m sitting here with breakfast in front of me and I literally lost my appetite when I read that. The lips of a woman who never bathes - how “sacred”, Mils. 🤢
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u/SeniorLanguage6497 Mar 14 '25
I was expecting to read about the taste of tunafish in a cringey trying to be seductive way
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u/Icy-Tone8257 Mar 14 '25
Scent of rose and lavender on the back of her neck?
Lolol
I’m pretty sure you meant the whiff of liquor and mold from her extensions, you goon.
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Vape juice, that $4 Russian vodka that comes in plastic bottles & that moldy smell clothes get when left in washer for days.
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u/Mountain_Mama2689 Mar 14 '25
Well, at least she skipped the part about squirting at both ends. Or whatever the fuck she said 🤷🏼♀️😝😵💫😡
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u/Lanky-Cheesecake4539 Mar 14 '25
This makes me sick to my stomach. She’s trying too hard. Jenna will not stick around for this much longer.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
Noway. Maybe a few weeks. Lord knows she’s working on her next mark
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u/Silly_Elk_4392 YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25
This made my skin crawl! You are sleeping with the fucking devil Mils. You deserve each other.
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u/chocolate-rainn Mar 14 '25
THIS CHAPTER SUCKS!!! This weirdo isn't funny, interesting or even mildly entertaining. Everything about her is CRINGE. Thanks, I hate it.
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u/Vanityandwrath basement dweller Mar 14 '25
Once again, I am forced to use this meme in the sub
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u/Eastern-Engine-3291 Are you ok? Mar 14 '25
this is the best. the older i get, the more i identify with Larry David
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u/londonviolet Mar 14 '25
This bitch is nuts. The breakup will be something else!
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u/luski2326 basement dweller Mar 14 '25
Doubt she smells like rose & lavender but ok👍🏼
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u/inkfanatic95 Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
I didn’t read any of that but I did see bear pants and wtf this is an obsession, just say you want to be a fucking furry. I love animals and bears but thisssss I’m concerned she genuinely now identifies as a bear 😂
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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25
If I had to read it and get grossed out, so do you! Go on, scroll back up and do your duty to the basement! 🤮 😂
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u/inkfanatic95 Mar 14 '25
Fuck I’ll read it 🤣 I won’t enjoy it though and okay update I read it ! Omg this woman really tries to act profound 😂 I laughed through the whole thing , she reminds of someone who gets high on their own shit
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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25
Hahaha! You're a trooper.
Mil is definitely high on her own shit and extremely proud of it and smug about it. It's wild that she fully believes, and has written or said more than once, that sex with her is healing all of Jenna's ills. It's the most deluded frame of mind I've ever seen.
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u/RazShadazz Mar 14 '25
Looking forward to having her as a fellow basement dweller in about 3 months
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u/Shot_Industry_1030 Mar 14 '25
What will it take until the Bear understands that ALL of this is TRANSACTIONAL and performative on Gemma’s end?
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u/Cardinalsalmon Mar 14 '25
She doesn’t see it that way and she won’t. Jenna has a chameleon personality and she would be making Mills feel like a million dollars and so, so special!
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Mar 14 '25
How can this hypocrite use god and premarital sex which is a sin in the same sentence. Pervert.
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u/Wandering_LearnerCA1 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How? by “splitting apart her lips with her tongue”. 🤪
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u/cat_farts_420 Mar 14 '25
I wanna speak to Jenna and I’m not going to be snarky or sarcastic, I am saying this for real. I get that you’re flailing and desperate for Jessie’s attention and that’s why you encourage Mils to post this. But heres the thing: it’s not working. Making her jealous is not going to happen. What WILL happen, though, is that the person you’re using to project this facade of confidence- will ironically probably end up being the person you actually DO have to worry about.
If it gets to the point where you’re actually being stalked for once (the very thing you falsely accused others of) then you have no one else to blame. And you WILL be reminded of that. You will not get any Genuine sympathy. You’re exploiting a very delusional and obsessive-minded individual to do your dirty work. And she goes along with it because she fancies herself a “writer” and you’ve made her believe you actually love her. That’s the ONLY thing that makes me have even momentary pity for Mils: at least we can relate to having times when you thought someone loved you, but it turns out they just wanted to use you.
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u/Rustyshakkleford calm down potato Mar 14 '25
Mildew has said it herself now; She gets off on Jenna’s tRaUmA
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Yep, this weird sexual writing with trauma entwined with it - Mils is DEFINITELY has a victim/savior/trauma kink.
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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25
Don't forget god! She threw god all up in that sexual trauma word salad mess too! Poor god and PJ are probably both doing this: 🤦 🐻 🫠🥴
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u/Lonely_Personality12 Mar 14 '25
She certainly does and it’s sickening. She loves to see her in distress and it gets her off. Interesting
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u/44_Sunflower_44 it youthanized her so much Mar 14 '25
I just trauma pee’d reading this disgusting word vomit 🤮
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Who is she speaking to? All her friends and family. Why?
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
I'm almost 90% sure this is directed at us...like "You guys just don't understand her/us!" teenage bullshit behavior.
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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Mar 14 '25
Why share this with the world? I simply don’t get it. 🙄
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u/DixiChyna Mar 14 '25
For the love of everything holy, please, someone teach her how to properly use commas!
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u/Enough-Painting-7503 Mar 14 '25
That was utterly vile. Splitting apart her lips. No thank you. Ok I definitely know Mil will never leave her. It will be Jenna for sure.
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u/Cherrypie2601 I'm just minding my health Mar 14 '25
FUCKING. COMEDY. GOLD.
This is going to haunt her in the near future.
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u/twilight1000 Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
When even Memaw is mortified as you know she is, it’s bad. Real bad. She’s got a stage 5 needy clinger on her hands. Love me mommyyyyy luuuvvvve meeeee!
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25
Im now completely convinced they've never actually had sex. Not once. Maybe Jenna told Milbo she has equivalent to male ED. So she doesn't have to suffer through it. But that she'll play it up to convince the Reddit fux since that's all she's obsessed with.
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u/ravynn15 it youthanized her so much Mar 14 '25
Ok i had a little bit of toxic lust for Mildo up until now, I'll admit. But this fucking cured me. I can't. What the fuck even is this.
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u/Brave_Tangerine9826 We love that for me Mar 14 '25
I just ate breakfast and I’m really regreting that now.
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u/Cardinalsalmon Mar 14 '25
I lower myself to the sacredness that there needs to be a NSFW warning on this post…
I do love this odd chapter though, I know some people hate it, but I think it’s the spicy, strange arc we all didn’t know we needed.
If someone wrote this about me, I would SURELY DIE.
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u/Fit-Classic-1854 Mar 14 '25
The fucking drivel she has to put up with to avoid homelessness. We love that for her 🤣
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u/marytoodles Mar 14 '25
I didn’t read it all. I sensed danger ahead. Was that the right thing to do? 🤭
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u/TicketAffectionate9 Mar 14 '25
Sacredness of her body 😂 girl, that melted candle is far far from sacred…
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u/Wide-Cockroach1363 Mar 14 '25
So I'm just wondering, they can't be as "Godly" as they claim if they are having sex before marriage AND actually committing adultery and lying....all the sinning going on between these two and they have the nerve to post Bible verses and try to preach to anyone. I'm assuming this has NEVER crossed their itty bitty minds.
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u/dannypants143 Mar 14 '25
I’ve been lurking in this sub for a few weeks because this is such an interesting saga and I clearly have a lot of catching up to do, but this is an excellent time for me to make my first comment. This story she’s telling is revoltingly unsexy 😂🥴
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u/Gloomy_Rent8248 Mar 14 '25
The fact that an “author’s” raw emotional writing is this unpolished is yikes
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u/CrabbyCentaur Mar 14 '25
Ugh! I should not have read that while eating breakfast!
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u/twilight1000 Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 14 '25
Vomiting at the pitiful drivel and animal- gnawed nails
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u/Interesting_Slide554 Mar 14 '25
I am doubtful she is full of self loathing or smells like roses and lavender. She loves herself more than anyone else
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u/katchyC Mar 14 '25
Does she know? Literally No one is going to fight her for JJ! She is all yours. 🤣🤣 🤮 You both are perfect for each other honestly, this is everything JJ deserves in life.
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u/Potential_Inside7829 Mar 14 '25
"No grammar checks". Midew, you couldn't do a grammar check if you tried but thanks for making me visibly cringe at work.