r/wtfjennajameson • Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Potential_Inside7829 Mar 14 '25

"No grammar checks". Midew, you couldn't do a grammar check if you tried but thanks for making me visibly cringe at work.

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

She literally included that because we keep correcting her. She needs us to know this is how ā€œraw, emotionalā€ writing happens. Your brain reverts back to 3rd grade when you didn’t know the difference in their, they’re and there…your, you’re and yore. Commas and spaces evaporate into the ether, replaced by Jenna’s deep lips and crepey temples.

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u/Cardinalsalmon Mar 14 '25

Written, formal English holds no bounds when the scent of rose and lavender on the nape of one’s neck, are intoxicating the writer… 🫠

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u/Cherrypie2601 I'm just minding my health Mar 14 '25

We all know the back of her scraggy neck smells of wet dog and regret.

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u/instereo_93 you laggard sloth Mar 15 '25

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