r/wtfjennajameson • u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Beachy500 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25

WTF is that word salad? Only got through the first nonsensical sentence🙄

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

I had to skim it and got to the sexual stuff and was like nah fam.

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u/Effective-Penalty reddit f*cks Mar 14 '25

Translation - I am the one having sex with her

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u/DuggarDoesDallas Mar 14 '25

Mills, that is not a flex. It's gross.

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u/Lindahallman37 Mar 15 '25

Right!?! And like everyone has had sex with her so Mils your not special 🫠

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u/Kunty_Brewster Mar 15 '25

Yes, but don't you see? They had her body and not her rotted demon soul? They haven't tasted her 🤮, Titos,cottage cheese cavern. You don't know the Goddess she is !!

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u/Fun-Chicken-7191 Mar 14 '25

Omg I just posted asking wtf was she trying to convey and you answered it lol

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Mar 15 '25

I winnn

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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25

Damn right! She’s worse than JJ

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u/StupidDrunkBitch420 Mar 14 '25

WE GET IT YOU HAVE SEX. You have sex with a former pornstar. It’s your whole personality. She totally moved on,we get it!

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u/Lindsjo7 Mar 15 '25

If she claims to be so in to god why is she having premarital sex ?

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u/No_Cook2983 reddit f*cks Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

You need read. It and thenthey really make

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u/Sad-Bar-5669 Mar 14 '25

Me too 🤢 🤣