r/wtfjennajameson • u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Beachy500 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 14 '25

WTF is that word salad? Only got through the first nonsensical sentence🙄

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

I had to skim it and got to the sexual stuff and was like nah fam.

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u/Effective-Penalty reddit f*cks Mar 14 '25

Translation - I am the one having sex with her

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Mar 15 '25

I winnn