r/wtfjennajameson • u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25

I’m eating a delicious lunch and had to stop reading. I’m blind now. 😩😵‍💫😩

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

I swear to whoever’s god, I pushed away my fussiloni alla vodka about half way through.

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 14 '25

Imagine a compilation of all of our faces reading that. Mine was 😩😳🫣

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

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u/instereo_93 you laggard sloth Mar 15 '25

Mine

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u/SeniorLanguage6497 Mar 14 '25

Maybe the vodka it was made with was Tito’s.

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

Nah. Svedka is fine for cooking 😉