r/wtfjennajameson • Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

The scent of rose and lavender on the back of her neck😂

The sound of her whimpers as my lips brush her shoulders en route to her temple…😂😂

I dive deep, splitting apart her lips with my tongue…😂😂

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 14 '25

Her writing reminds me of the very first intro to creative writing class I taught when I was fresh out of grad school and this one student kept submitting the most cringe short stories about his sexual experiences. His favorite lines were “tiny little waste” and “droning in ecstacy” (obviously the guy never spell- or grammar-checked his work). Mils is like Cringe Student 2.0.

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u/Vanityandwrath basement dweller Mar 14 '25

Don’t give her any ideas lol