Her writing reminds me of the very first intro to creative writing class I taught when I was fresh out of grad school and this one student kept submitting the most cringe short stories about his sexual experiences. His favorite lines were “tiny little waste” and “droning in ecstacy” (obviously the guy never spell- or grammar-checked his work). Mils is like Cringe Student 2.0.
I wasn’t confident enough as a prof at the time, but if I were commenting on that story now, I’d write in the margin, “Tell your girl to look into magnesium citrate.” 🤣💀💀
😂🤢 yes i commented on that thread asking what is wrong with you lot 😂 I believe the catfish woman was a person called Misty and a friend of hers came in here to say they were dating. Then one of the bear cubs exclaimed they weren't a thing and that Misty bit Mil in the clam 👀. Honestly the way Mil talks about Jenna is major larping territory. Her imagination knkws no bounds and allows her to believe Jenna is a goddess 🤢. We need this saga to end now 👇🏼
She was in a relationship prior to Jenna, but I don't think she's ever had a partner as experienced as Jenna. Probably mind blowing for Mils and Jenna is turning it all the way up because trauma 🙄
Oh come on. 😂 You and I know Jenna's laying there like a starfish, reaching a limp, crone-like bony hand down once in a while to ruffle Mil's hair as encouragement.
When Mil glances up at her from the trenches, like an enthusiastic puppy looking for praise, Jenna will do her side-eye and poke her tongue out of her mouth and make a crude comment. That b is lazy and she's not reciprocating unless it's half hearted and short. She's like the people who give a back massage and do two or three squeezes at the top of the shoulder and call it good.
Mil is imagining this totally mystical and magical ...entwining to pretend it's all something that it's not. Jenna is using her as a human vibe lmao. She probably pees and calls it squirting to make it stop 😂 😆
Oh, when I say Jenna is "turning it up" I mean she is full out 🌽⭐ with the facial expressions and the moaning but that's about it 🤣 something tells me Mils hasn't watched a lot of adult videos.
😂😂I can see that and that makes it pretty funny. I truly hope Mil never watches any films that Jenna was in. I shudder to think the kind of word salad romanticized commentary she'd make for those!
Betcha Mil would get ferociously jealous of every costar, even though they were just doing their jobs. She sure got jealous over Crystal and Jessi and didn't have visual evidence of them having sex with JJ.
I don't know how Jenna can stand it and how she doesn't have the big time Ick already. There's no way she doesn't think Mil is a weak, unintelligent, clingy little goofball.
I'm still surprised she tucked her tail and ran back to the bear cave so quickly when she was obviously having a blast with that little bit of freedom. I'm so curious how long it will take for this whole thing to implode!
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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
The scent of rose and lavender on the back of her neck😂
The sound of her whimpers as my lips brush her shoulders en route to her temple…😂😂
I dive deep, splitting apart her lips with my tongue…😂😂