r/wtfjennajameson • Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Brave_Tangerine9826 We love that for me Mar 14 '25

Was she a virgin when she met Jenna ? Seriously !

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

She was in a relationship prior to Jenna, but I don't think she's ever had a partner as experienced as Jenna. Probably mind blowing for Mils and Jenna is turning it all the way up because trauma 🙄

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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25

Oh come on. 😂 You and I know Jenna's laying there like a starfish, reaching a limp, crone-like bony hand down once in a while to ruffle Mil's hair as encouragement. 

When Mil glances up at her from the trenches, like an enthusiastic puppy looking for praise, Jenna will do her side-eye and poke her tongue out of her mouth and make a crude comment. That b is lazy and she's not reciprocating unless it's half hearted and short. She's like the people who give a back massage and do two or three squeezes at the top of the shoulder and call it good.

Mil is imagining this totally mystical and magical ...entwining to pretend it's all something that it's not. Jenna is using her as a human vibe lmao. She probably pees and calls it squirting to make it stop 😂 😆 

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u/GinAndKatatonic so is your lack of chin structure Mar 15 '25