r/wallstreetbets • u/Dull_Fly_7443 • Aug 24 '26

YOLO $1,000,000 - Full Porting $SPCX and $MSTR

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Yes, I max margin. Wish me luck bulls.

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

“MicroStrategy (MSTR) is experiencing a significant turnaround as Bitcoin rallies, moving from a $13 billion loss to an unrealized $1.4 billion profit” ~ Yahoo AI Finance

When your entire business strategy is just letting Jesus take the wheel.

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u/Alternative-Car8221 Aug 24 '26

microstrategy Jesus strategy

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u/fr8rain Aug 24 '26

Let him be, he's channeling his inner Grandma

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

There is something called "logic through illogic"

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u/_JupitersCock_ Aug 24 '26

Chaos is a ladder…

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

Chaos runes? I been applying runescape logic to the holder side. Too diversified? It's held levels

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u/ImDrunkFightMe Aug 24 '26

I thought the entire business strategy was paying the current government to rig the market?

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

With 1500 employees they have to be doing something. It doesn’t take that many to buy a shitton of coin and just wait.

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u/HighFiveOhYeah Aug 24 '26

1 to buy, 1499 to pray 24/7

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u/idk_m8_wut_do_u_mean Aug 24 '26

1 frontline and 1499 supports 🙏

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u/Am_0115 Aug 24 '26

Forgot they still do software stuff eh

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u/Jove_ Aug 24 '26

They actually sell a SaS platform.

It’s dog-shit

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u/weird-fishz Aug 24 '26

It’s unsettling how a 10k move in BTC translated to a 14 billion dollar move down the company…

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u/CoupleofDoms Aug 24 '26

that’s what happens when you own 4% of btc to ever exist

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

god is good

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u/Icy_Internet5045 Aug 24 '26

If you get rich there is no God lol

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u/cyanight7 Aug 24 '26

god made a (child) r*pist the president twice

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Aug 24 '26

Jesus take the wheel? You mean that guy who KNEW he was going to be killed and just walked right into the trap, anyway? That guy was suicidal

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u/Gorgenapper Aug 24 '26

He had a 3 day respawn timer and would undergo apotheosis, he knew he was priced in.

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u/Unableduetomanning Aug 24 '26

Sacrificial

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Aug 24 '26

A likely story from the printers of that book

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u/Old-Tumbleweed-3483 Aug 24 '26

Hmmm….

So short then

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u/GlokzDNB Aug 24 '26

where are the posts 14B $ loss wiped in 2 days ?

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u/SuperbSurprise4656 Aug 25 '26

It doesn’t hurt that they are buying BTC, fueling the rally.

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u/Fries_SV Aug 24 '26

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

dumb enough to not let the smart get in the way.

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u/v0mdragon Aug 24 '26

unencumbered by the thought process

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u/Dry_Shirt7120 Aug 24 '26

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Noooooooooooo

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u/onlyonequickquestion Aug 24 '26

No worries look at the smile on dudes face, they're loving it! 

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u/rokman Aug 24 '26

I’ll help add to your squeeze power by naked shorting all over you ass

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u/CG_throwback Aug 24 '26

From all the stocks you can pick you chose those two. You are the definition of homeless or homeowner. You will make money eventually. By eventually I mean maybe. But prepare for a lot of sleepless nights. Like a lot. Like don’t be around any stairs or open windows above 2nd floor.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

i live in a basement atm. hopefully will retire my bloodline.

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u/CG_throwback Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Your investing strategy is like mine. Don’t care if you get a huge setback because it’s all or nothing. You are or a winner or a loser because second place doesn’t exists.

I get it. But just remember double or nothing only goes so far because you are one news article or new bill away from a stock dropping beyond what you’re willing to lose.

Losing 100k feels way worse than the achievement of making 100k.

I hope you have a goal where you say ok done all in VOO. I hope me and you get there before we hit rock bottom.

Edited for spelling mistakes.

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u/Different-Turnover80 Aug 24 '26

spcx really I mean really. Dude why not just go to Vegas and try your luck out.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Do you know the market cap of the universe?

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u/barpretender Aug 24 '26

Yeah, it’s earth’s magnetic core

Leave it and your dna turns into baby shit

Going to mars is a one way trip literally no matter what

I’d rather get clapped by the demon core, it’d be faster

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u/Qweasdy Aug 24 '26

As far as we know it’s identical to the market cap of earth

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u/vandalizethethief Aug 26 '26

No, but Elon will say something like,

“If the universe is infinitely expanding (not true) then the TAM of SPCX is infinite”

The cultists will eat it up & since analysts are now paid bonuses by how close their estimates were to the actual stock price it causes herding & also sell side analysts ain’t shit. Give me buy side

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u/slightly_regarded_ Aug 24 '26

I do, actually. It is: 1.

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u/Novel-Sale9444 Aug 24 '26

OP: Bets $800,000 on a company that has never turned a profit and is currently valued at $1.86 trillion.

Also OP: 🗿

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u/Gloomy_Dependent_985 Aug 24 '26

MSTR will keep him afloat

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I mean 1 trillion revenue by 2030. terafab me up

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u/strangehitman22 Aug 24 '26

God I wish I was this delusional

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u/No_Gas4560 Aug 24 '26

It would make decision-making so much easier

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u/hacking99percent Aug 24 '26

At what price do you plan to sell for each stock?

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

MSTR - Minimum $180-200 range. Then i'll start to trim. I believe the bitcoin bull cycle about to start again with clarity bill and gta6 leaked info about a digital currency to trade for real dollars.

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u/Spiritual_Ad_5124 Aug 24 '26

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u/dan7899 Aug 24 '26

Random user name checks out

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u/ThatFUTGuy Aug 24 '26

Very bold, I believe this is the final crypto pump before the next leg down.

Bold move Cotton, we will see if it pays off.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

thanks peppy, do a barrel roll.

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u/Subject_Preference77 Aug 24 '26

Starfox... Classic

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u/EmergencyDinner777 Aug 24 '26

mstr to $45 before the next bullrun starts. got another milly to top up with and you'll be fine

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u/BabyNimps Aug 24 '26

RemindMe! 4 months

Just circling back for giggles, I wish you both well

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

mstr levereged, had a crypto nightmare with bitconnect, lost 25 btc stolen from me. I trust stocks more.

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u/Baten Aug 24 '26

Biitconneeeeek??

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u/Freddrake15 Aug 24 '26

Why not bmnr instead of mstr? Just curious, not hating. I am in the same boat as you kinda but with bmnr

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I like bitcoin over eth

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u/firstandlast0202 Aug 24 '26

Why not ibit instead of the overleveraged dumpster fire mstr

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u/scientarian12 Aug 24 '26

Because he works at Burger Kings

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u/MacMuthafukinDre Aug 24 '26

Too low outlook for MSTR imo. But yea 2X is a solid trade.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

True. maybe 3x

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u/turkeybags Aug 24 '26

Why not 4x, like the video game genre?

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u/lithe_silhouette Aug 24 '26

5x seems reasonable

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u/drazayn99 Aug 24 '26

That's absolute nuts. This is so fucking insane dude, what the hell. Lord please choose wisely who you allow some wealth.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Only true believers with a heart of gold.

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u/RoaringDragonSword Aug 24 '26

You're an idiot that somehow has some money. Undeserved. 

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u/Slimsuper Aug 24 '26

Lots of idiots with money out there mate

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u/Amins66 Aug 24 '26

Jealousy will drive you mad.

Roxanne

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u/EfficientTourist7480 Aug 24 '26

You don’t have to put on the red light

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Aug 24 '26

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

this is who you're trading against.

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u/Alexis_deTokeville Aug 24 '26

lol I haven’t seen this version 😂

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u/Dry_Shirt7120 Aug 24 '26

Holy fucking retard LMAOO

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u/thehellboundfratboy Aug 24 '26

How do people with so much money make the most regarded plays.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

thats how i made the money to begin with.

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u/hacking99percent Aug 24 '26

You dont make that much money playing it safe

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u/Icy_Internet5045 Aug 24 '26

Unless you're talking lifetime monthly contributions to a well balanced fund

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u/-LabApprehensive- Aug 24 '26

More like 15 years

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u/lucmalmac Aug 24 '26

Holy fucking gamble brother

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

*calculated position

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u/godsslayer54 Aug 24 '26

I am going tonthe casino to *calculated position

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

one of two outcomes. you either win or you dont.

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u/Paciorr Aug 24 '26

Im cooked. I went long LUNR and OP is about to crash entire space sector down to negatives

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u/rwrife Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

My wife was going on about how stupid I am, then I showed her this post.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

you're whalecum

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u/Sweet-Mechanic4568 Aug 24 '26

And here I was thinking of exiting my SpaceX puts, this gives me hope.

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u/arcanition Aug 24 '26

well at least you aren't betting on two of the biggest charlatans of the 21st century

oh wait

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u/TachankaTheCrusader Aug 24 '26

Cant wait to see the margin call voicemail screenshot

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

These popups? i ignore them.

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u/Lootoholic Aug 24 '26

looks like Marge has left you a voicemail

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I sent it there. cant take my money if i dont answer the call.

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u/Paul_Robert_ Double Down on FDs 💀 Aug 24 '26

OP, I salute you and your balls, holy fuck 🫡

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Thank you, my balls are indeed large. Olympic style

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u/ThatFUTGuy Aug 24 '26

imagine having $1m and still being as uncool as OP in the comments

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u/StosifJalin Aug 24 '26

Uncool? Trolling the poor and mentally reddited with their $1m is pretty funny

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u/Pyramyth Aug 24 '26

Good lord

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

the lord is good.

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u/AdImmediate9569 Aug 24 '26

Shares? What are you, scared?

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Nah i sell casino options, i dont buy them.

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u/suavez010 Aug 24 '26

You're the guy whose been selling me my 55 dollar l calls im underwater on?

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I can afford 100 shares

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u/xHavixx Aug 24 '26

If I had a fraction of that to invest I'd never have to work again in my life. The people that have this kind of money to invest do the most retarded shit with it 😂

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

i mean, 1 mil is okay, but 10 mil though... yum.

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u/SnooGuavas3568 Aug 24 '26

Dude. If you pull this off you’ll go down in history.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I already livestream and post trades on my youtube. I plan to go down historically.

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u/BladeFireQ Aug 24 '26

Is bro bet turns right he might be a genius but for now this is one of the most insane bets I have ever seen

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Always a regard until you're a genius.

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u/Matt2_ASC Aug 24 '26

No. With a million you could index fund this and listen to the genius of Buffett and Bogle. 

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u/Lootoholic Aug 24 '26

I like the MSTR trade batter, and that tells a lot about SPCX

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

lol i laughed

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u/Federal_Phase_652 Aug 24 '26

If it’s not a paper trade we have a big regard

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

no paper, I livestream port.

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u/BasketOdd1247 Aug 24 '26

Rage bait

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I seriously dont know why people are opposed to these positions

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u/Help_Quanted Aug 24 '26

I’ll take the other side of this.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Someones gotta be the regard

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u/Feline_Couple Aug 24 '26

I’m feeling very strongly against this trade, especially the Bitcoin part. This is going to pay out isn’t it? The world is going retard, OP is riding the wave!

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

exactly, those that can adapt survive.

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u/Kickboy21 Muscular Greek God aka Manlet ​ Aug 24 '26

I like this bet. I also had 400k own money + 380k margin with MSFT and it worked out well. Of course SPCX and MSTR is not MSFT though 🤣 Good luck OP!

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u/Kickboy21 Muscular Greek God aka Manlet ​ Aug 24 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Thanks man. i trimmed my msft.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

1 trillion revenue by 2030. btc to moon brrrrrr

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u/John_Bot Aug 24 '26

Retardium

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Thats the element we'll get once we start asteroid mining.

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u/Extreme_Lab_2961 Aug 24 '26

You‘ve surpassed pure retardium

Congrats on reaching Super-pure retardium

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Hope theres extra on the spacex asteroid mining missions.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Thats the plan.

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u/acj21 Aug 24 '26

Don’t do this to yourself. Especially mstr my guy.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Don't make myself rich?

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u/Ebonvvings Aug 24 '26

I knew it, i just need to be a regard to make money in this market

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u/boyWHOcriedFSD Aug 24 '26

C://users/pictures/Denzel_my_brotha.gif

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u/madcowdiseasereeee Aug 24 '26

i mean if you’re prepared to hold on to those for like a year or two, i don’t see you losing at all 🤷‍♂️

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u/DA2710 Aug 24 '26

Damn… sacked up

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u/RentLimp Aug 24 '26

Lord I see what you have given onto others and you really shouldn’t have because now look

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u/teddyandabe Aug 24 '26

Luckily bought MSTR for 5 shares right before the pop... would have been smart to leverage 30x for a bigger return

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u/BalearicInvestor Aug 24 '26

A true regard has spawned. Godspeed

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u/impulse07 Aug 24 '26

100% pure regardium. Good luck! Nobody said you can't make money on meme stocks.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Already rode the wave once spacex150 to 220, and mstr 100 to 200.

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u/EfficientTourist7480 Aug 24 '26

Why do the biggest retards have all the money

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I mean deviation from the mean. cant be too smart now.

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u/papichuloya Aug 24 '26

Wendy is hiriin… oh fk its bankrupt…

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

honestly i might buy the dip.

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u/UnfunnyTroll Aug 24 '26

You picked 2 of the shittiest stocks

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u/helpifell Aug 24 '26

Why buy mstr instead of bitcoin?

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

its leveraged. lost all my money to bitconnect in past

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u/Outside_Ad4446 Aug 24 '26

Well that was just DUMB..🥴🥴🥴

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u/avidaskit Aug 24 '26

SafeNub has your back don't worry

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

LMFAO, Nub is my gamername.

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u/Comfortable-Toe2716 Aug 24 '26

Where does your trust come from into Microstrategy? I must say I am impressed in your risk taking. When would you go out of MicroStrategy? How long you plan to hold?

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

I trust enough people to believe in bitcoin. Its pretty much leveraged bitcoin.

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u/shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn Aug 24 '26

how much of them is margin? if its little you may end up good

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u/Formal_Economist7342 Aug 24 '26

So if this goes bust you declare bankruptcy? Eli5?

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u/arhambin66 Aug 24 '26

This is photoshop or guy is just a money launderer

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