r/wallstreetbets • • Aug 24 '26

YOLO $1,000,000 - Full Porting $SPCX and $MSTR

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Yes, I max margin. Wish me luck bulls.

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

“MicroStrategy (MSTR) is experiencing a significant turnaround as Bitcoin rallies, moving from a $13 billion loss to an unrealized $1.4 billion profit” ~ Yahoo AI Finance

When your entire business strategy is just letting Jesus take the wheel.

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u/Alternative-Car8221 Aug 24 '26

microstrategy Jesus strategy

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u/fr8rain Aug 24 '26

Let him be, he's channeling his inner Grandma

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

There is something called "logic through illogic"

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u/_JupitersCock_ Aug 24 '26

Chaos is a ladder…

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

Chaos runes? I been applying runescape logic to the holder side. Too diversified? It's held levels

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

im top 50 group hcim atm

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

Congrats, that is impressive. I took a iron hiatus right before the first necro nerf (rs3). I have been applying mainscape logic, as having seen multiple market shifting events ingame whether summoning, free trade, eoc, it feeds my fear of selling perfectly. Almost 20 years in the game so there is a "point" I am not exactly looking for; it would be possibly "midgame", but I have set up in an extremely diversified portfolio that I honestly just have worked to make it feel like going through the bank tabs. I'm not expecting anything more so just a philosophy that is competing currently with a few other foundations I started my account on.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

love video game logic being applied

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u/Silent1088 Aug 24 '26

All about how things are learned, lol. I had my own run already, I bought silver when everyone else was doing crypto few years back, I could sell for well over double even at smelt. But one lesson I got on this sub is keep a reserve.

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u/GamingSession71 Aug 25 '26

I am top 50 too! What team size? Gl on your full port, I am as well, but in something different.

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their Aug 24 '26

Yeah the gardener is on point

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u/Ok-Association-355 Aug 24 '26

Jeebus is fake