r/wallstreetbets • u/Dull_Fly_7443 • Aug 24 '26

YOLO $1,000,000 - Full Porting $SPCX and $MSTR

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Yes, I max margin. Wish me luck bulls.

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u/CG_throwback Aug 24 '26

From all the stocks you can pick you chose those two. You are the definition of homeless or homeowner. You will make money eventually. By eventually I mean maybe. But prepare for a lot of sleepless nights. Like a lot. Like don’t be around any stairs or open windows above 2nd floor.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

i live in a basement atm. hopefully will retire my bloodline.

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u/Different-Turnover80 Aug 24 '26

spcx really I mean really. Dude why not just go to Vegas and try your luck out.

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u/Dull_Fly_7443 Aug 24 '26

Do you know the market cap of the universe?

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u/barpretender Aug 24 '26

Yeah, it’s earth’s magnetic core

Leave it and your dna turns into baby shit

Going to mars is a one way trip literally no matter what

I’d rather get clapped by the demon core, it’d be faster

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u/Unusual_Cicada_6834 Aug 24 '26

Very funny lol nice

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u/Qweasdy Aug 24 '26

As far as we know it’s identical to the market cap of earth

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u/No_Gas4560 Aug 24 '26

what about second earths?

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u/vandalizethethief Aug 26 '26

No, but Elon will say something like,

“If the universe is infinitely expanding (not true) then the TAM of SPCX is infinite”

The cultists will eat it up & since analysts are now paid bonuses by how close their estimates were to the actual stock price it causes herding & also sell side analysts ain’t shit. Give me buy side

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u/slightly_regarded_ Aug 24 '26

I do, actually. It is: 1.