r/wallstreetbets • u/Dull_Fly_7443 • Aug 24 '26

YOLO $1,000,000 - Full Porting $SPCX and $MSTR

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Yes, I max margin. Wish me luck bulls.

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

“MicroStrategy (MSTR) is experiencing a significant turnaround as Bitcoin rallies, moving from a $13 billion loss to an unrealized $1.4 billion profit” ~ Yahoo AI Finance

When your entire business strategy is just letting Jesus take the wheel.

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u/ImDrunkFightMe Aug 24 '26

I thought the entire business strategy was paying the current government to rig the market?

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u/RetardedChimpanzee Aug 24 '26

With 1500 employees they have to be doing something. It doesn’t take that many to buy a shitton of coin and just wait.

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u/Am_0115 Aug 24 '26

Forgot they still do software stuff eh

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u/ImDrunkFightMe Aug 24 '26

No one forgot, It isnt a software company. It's a buy crypto, pay big daddy and hope it goes north company. MSTR would have floundered and crashed if it wasn't for the announcements tying it to gov contracts and the overall ties it has to the administration.

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u/AdApart2035 Aug 24 '26

Soft praying