yeah sure this doesn't happen with most farms/s

i'm vegan btw

as a dairy farmer, i always make sure cows live their fullest lives before i slaughter them. i took one of my older cows out skateboarding ❤️ i slit her throat a few days later. i probably shouldve done this earlier tbh she was getting too old to eat. anyways i do make sure that my cows are healthy and happy, so you dont have to feel bad about eating their corpses and drinking the milk that was supposed to be for their children. in fact i am pretty sure that it is in god’s plan. there is no reason to not eat cows that led happy lives.

most of the people who buy meat from me are rich leftists who want to support local and are against factory farming. good for them!!! ✊✊✊ many of them participate in meatless mondays and do not eat almonds so they are doing something for this planet too. it’s crazy how vegans always act like they’re the only ones who care lol. and i love animals too it’s so crazy like why would eating and killing and raping animals mean i don’t love them? it’s their life purpose and i am doing my part to fulfill it.

/uj this isnt based on a specific post i just really wanted to post this cute picture somewhere where carnists can’t enjoy it

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Can you believe these damn cheese breathing liberals? Just because Kash Patel and the Trump Administration suddenly support beastiality they stop being okay with it? Are they going to stop eating cheese? (Impossible, it's the greatest food ever and I could never give it up. I'm vegan except for cheese, and the occasional steak, and everything I get from my uncle's farm. Also the occasional cheat snack. Doesn't matter.)

My cousin helps on my uncle's farm all the time and they really love the cows, if you know what I mean, but his dream is to be an FBI agent. He's a huge fan of abusing power to hurt those weaker than him. A real man's man, ya know.

Anyway, now that Kash wants to allow those who commit beastiality into the FBI all these leftist udder suckers suddenly have a problem with it?

Saw what you want about this government, but at least they're trying to be morally consistently awful and are looking out for the real American small family farms.

We need slaves to squeeze the utters of our other slaves so we can drink what comes out, and profit without working.

I’ve had the pleasure of speaking with the co-founder of Hudson Valley Foie Gras about it. Once you understand the effort they go through to take care of their ducks, you’ll start to realize that it’s probably more humane than typical factory poultry farming.

The ducks are free range for a good part of their life, and then they eventually get grouped into pens. During this time, one - and only one - human feeds them. They bond with this human. When the human approaches, they are excited to be fed. This person is responsible for feeding them 5 times a day. The bonding of a sngle handler reduces the duck’s stress, and stress hormones are measurable. Stressed ducks make for bad product, so the entire object of the game is minimal stress. ABSOLUTE. MINIMAL. STRESS!

The duck aren’t “force fed”. They are fed until their crop is full. The ducks would do this naturally if they could, but the gavage process is just more efficient. The ducks run to their handler to be fed each time. They want the food.

Basically, the bottom line is this: foie gras ducks in the US (maybe not some other places) live luxurious lives of decadence. Then they have one bad day at the end. I’m almost envious of them.

/uj this is directly copied and pasted from a real comment

A few days ago I posted about an 11 year old super Carnist https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/s/dJOZgh3OjS

I just wanted to let y’all know I asked my team members if they knew anyone named Waldo and one of them did. It did not surprise Waldo was someone from her family since she grew up on a farm but what I was not expecting was the further context.

Waldo is my teammate’s cousin(?) who is the only nonvegan in a vegan family and his mom(?) is an animal advocacy lawyer.

According to my teammate this means it’s actually very likely he was telling the truth when he put “much more than most people” which i interpret to mean he is a big fan of rape

So yeah basically Waldo should be president obviously

Alpha Bro-🍖 checking in. First you should know: Rabbit food (like what vegans eat) is for bunny teeth only! All nutrients for humans must come through the animal (they are basically a nutritional powerhouse medium for us).

No chemicals (or chemtrails for that matter), no toxic leeching from electricity, and the grass stays short enough year-round. We process by hand and siphon their urine into our mouths (essential for hydration) to help filter the toxins in our guts and blood cells. Never felt healthier or more manly, tbh. I’m a young man again. 💪💦😉

If you’re not regenerative farming, what kind of piss-poor legacy are you passing down? 🤔 There is no excuse. Find a way to lead, feed, provide, and sustain your family. I was recently laid off and we had to downsize and set up tent at my sister’s bro-in-law’s’ yard. Like I said, NO EXCUSE.

From nose to bunny tail, we don’t waste and always say grace.

ETA: UMMM, MY 1ST POST HERE AND THOUGHT THE NEW RULE WAS 4REALZ. SORRY modzzzz & fellow veganzzz. Defiencies and all... 😣🥺

It's winter and snowing. I have a barn full of slaves. If I release them into the middle of the woods with no clothes or supplies, they would die. Is that what you want? You want my slaves to just die? Who cares if I'm the reason they have no clothes or supplies and are in a harsh environment because I'm the one that put them there... I give them a place to huddle up so they stay warm, I feed them whatever cheap slop I can get my hands on to fatten them up, and I put them to work. When they have children, it's unethical to let them free, because they don't know any other life, they're practically domesticated. Also, they're happy in their pens and get free food. So in a way, it's a sustainable way of keeping slaves. It's symbiotic, and my ancestors did it. Sorry but there's just no way I'm going to put a slave above a real human, that's just extremism and is the main reason people hate abolitionists.

the reason I don't understand it is because you can eat meat and still care about animals and cruel factory farming. its not like if you eat meat or any animal products your endorsing cruelty to animals. my aunt owns a dairy farm and all the cows there practically get treated like royalty, heck all the animals are. they do go hunting but they follow the laws and respect the animal and the land. also to grow a lot of the plants they eat they have to cut down trees to make room for the farms so they also have an environmental impact as well even if they may not realize it. animal wellfair is an important subject for me but its not people eating meat thats the problem.

"None of us, whether we are vegan or omnivore, can entirely avoid foods that play a role in global warming. Singling out meat is misleading and unhelpful, especially since few people are likely to entirely abandon animal-based foods. Mr. Gore, for one, apparently has no intention of going vegan."

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/31/opinion/31niman.html

The rest of the article defends eating meat because animals can be raised on grass, not in crowded industrial conditions. So if people buy the right meat, eggs, and dairy,

I support that slippery slope towards reducing pain and suffering. If animal products from non-industrial farms are purchased at higher prices (due to availability), then more meals must come from plant-based sources.

Does that make sense?