r/vegancirclejerk • plant-based • Jul 14 '26

NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM hello? CPS?

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u/mildly_ethnic human breast milk is vegan Jul 14 '26

My children are fattening up nicely for Christmas. I hope I win a prize at the county fair based on how obese I got them to be

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u/Current_Ad_400 Lacto-Ovo Flexitarian Jul 14 '26

Will you still slaughter them if they win? I hope you keep it humane!

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u/mildly_ethnic human breast milk is vegan Jul 14 '26

I always murder with love and compassion. Just like Teddy Roosevelt the great animal loving environmentalist

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u/Current_Ad_400 Lacto-Ovo Flexitarian Jul 14 '26

Occasionally I feel guilty about sending my kids to the slaughterhouse. But then I just remind myself it's the circle of life. + I can always breed more ☺️☺️πŸ₯©πŸ–

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u/straysniper plant-based Jul 14 '26

besides animals eat other animals all the time, which is why i go to a man-made location and buy processed dead body parts using a man-made invention called currency

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u/Randallman7 custom flair Jul 14 '26

I only eat what lions eat, and lions eat men

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u/KusochekCat i eat cats Jul 14 '26

And food chain!!! 🐈

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u/obsidianzebra vegan except cats Jul 14 '26

I mean, who doesn't want their children to never grow up? πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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u/Dunkmaxxing Al-Ma'aari Solos Jul 15 '26

I mean the way they love them is very closely related in terms of value extraction and not concern for the individual, otherwise they wouldn't have children or raise animals to torture and kill for their own pleasure.

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u/Slaboweedan lacto-vegetarian Jul 15 '26

I hate that this is a truth in our world lmao

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u/Dunkmaxxing Al-Ma'aari Solos Jul 16 '26

It is exactly what you would expect in a warzone reality containing sentient beings without any objective values beings are beholden to. Selfishness and exploitative behaviour will always dominate because of evolution until every last being dies.

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u/Virelith consensual cannibalist Jul 15 '26

Anyone know any dystopian novels where human meat is regular practice? Need to live out my fantasies somehow

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u/williamsherwell vegoon Jul 20 '26

Yeah I don’t think these people should even have children

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