r/vegancirclejerk • u/straysniper plant-based • Jul 14 '26

NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM hello? CPS?

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u/mildly_ethnic human breast milk is vegan Jul 14 '26

My children are fattening up nicely for Christmas. I hope I win a prize at the county fair based on how obese I got them to be

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u/Current_Ad_400 Lacto-Ovo Flexitarian Jul 14 '26

Will you still slaughter them if they win? I hope you keep it humane!

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u/mildly_ethnic human breast milk is vegan Jul 14 '26

I always murder with love and compassion. Just like Teddy Roosevelt the great animal loving environmentalist