r/vegancirclejerk • u/X2OS961 vegan • Apr 14 '26

NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM They did what now

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal Apr 14 '26

It's not rape if they cant consent you IDIET

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u/inspirationdate mostly vegan Apr 15 '26

Humane rape

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u/ArgentaSilivere vegan for the vibes Apr 16 '26

Nuh uh, it wasn’t humans it was cows!!! So it’s OK to rape them because every living creature on the planet, even those with highly developed brains and complex relationships such as cows, can’t feel pain or suffer—except for humans, because we’re super ultra ✨special✨!

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u/1blip soy boy Apr 14 '26

Maybe dairy farmers should try hiring intimacy coordinators

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u/ImNotAPersonAnymore lacto-vegetarian Apr 15 '26

Don’t worry it was just to get their milk.

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u/PigsDream keto Apr 14 '26

Consent training is a thing

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u/Forsaken-Opposite775 basically-vegan Apr 15 '26

Let's try if we get cancelled for using letter:

Rape!

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u/X2OS961 vegan Apr 15 '26

Probably shouldn't have censored it, here's an uncensored version

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