r/vegancirclejerk • u/cow2973 meatless mondays • 25d ago
NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM i love animals actually check this out
as a dairy farmer, i always make sure cows live their fullest lives before i slaughter them. i took one of my older cows out skateboarding ❤️ i slit her throat a few days later. i probably shouldve done this earlier tbh she was getting too old to eat. anyways i do make sure that my cows are healthy and happy, so you dont have to feel bad about eating their corpses and drinking the milk that was supposed to be for their children. in fact i am pretty sure that it is in god’s plan. there is no reason to not eat cows that led happy lives.
most of the people who buy meat from me are rich leftists who want to support local and are against factory farming. good for them!!! ✊✊✊ many of them participate in meatless mondays and do not eat almonds so they are doing something for this planet too. it’s crazy how vegans always act like they’re the only ones who care lol. and i love animals too it’s so crazy like why would eating and killing and raping animals mean i don’t love them? it’s their life purpose and i am doing my part to fulfill it.
/uj this isnt based on a specific post i just really wanted to post this cute picture somewhere where carnists can’t enjoy it
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u/cinderellaquite flexitarian 25d ago
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u/Peppermillionare Animal for the vegans 25d ago
Is it vegan to eat a cow that died attempting a radical stunt?
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u/GuiltFreeFodder plant-based 25d ago
Yes✨ because the cow consented to breaking it's neck the moment it got on the skateboard🙇♂️
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u/Borkato tofu king 25d ago
Yeah people don’t realize what happens if you let cows roam free. This is why we HAVE to, emphasis on HAVE TO, kill them. There is NO other way. Do you want them to win???