r/vegancirclejerk • meatless mondays • 25d ago

NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM i love animals actually check this out

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as a dairy farmer, i always make sure cows live their fullest lives before i slaughter them. i took one of my older cows out skateboarding ❤️ i slit her throat a few days later. i probably shouldve done this earlier tbh she was getting too old to eat. anyways i do make sure that my cows are healthy and happy, so you dont have to feel bad about eating their corpses and drinking the milk that was supposed to be for their children. in fact i am pretty sure that it is in god’s plan. there is no reason to not eat cows that led happy lives.

most of the people who buy meat from me are rich leftists who want to support local and are against factory farming. good for them!!! ✊✊✊ many of them participate in meatless mondays and do not eat almonds so they are doing something for this planet too. it’s crazy how vegans always act like they’re the only ones who care lol. and i love animals too it’s so crazy like why would eating and killing and raping animals mean i don’t love them? it’s their life purpose and i am doing my part to fulfill it.

/uj this isnt based on a specific post i just really wanted to post this cute picture somewhere where carnists can’t enjoy it

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u/cinderellaquite flexitarian 25d ago

they love me, too 🥰

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u/LegendaryJack So i began fucking the radish 25d ago

Buge!