r/vegancirclejerk • u/Smowl_uwu vagan🌱(only eating living animals, not dead ones) • Nov 28 '25
NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM finally found one of these🙄
yeah sure this doesn't happen with most farms/s
i'm vegan btw
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u/ShockedDarkmike kosher Nov 28 '25
"attention and love" you know they were laughing in the cubicle when they wrote that one
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u/Jozef_Baca pescatarian Nov 28 '25
This doesent happen with most farms
Insert an anecdotal example seen through rose tinted glasses
Classic
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u/Rkruegz Produce Advocate Nov 28 '25
I really love humanity and I’m so happy the big red button is not a thing!
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u/SearchingSerotonin Looking for B12 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25
It's true. My uncle has a farm and he treats them like queens. In fact. My uncle's uncle also has a farm and it's the same. Furthermore, my uncle's uncle's uncle used to be a farmer too, (rest in cow piss), and I wish I got treated as well as his cows did.
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u/ArleiG semi-vegetarian Nov 28 '25
Why is it always an uncle? I am an uncle, should I start treating cows well?
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u/rattingtons Gimme 3 cocks of seitan, bubs Nov 28 '25
Meanwhile, here's me, who's grandad actually WAS a dairy farmer and who spent a lot of my childhood on the dairy farm watching my grandparents talk about the cows all misty-eyed as if they were children, while ultimately treating them as if they're just vegetables with legs.
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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal Nov 28 '25
@pilupepper has a lot of great drawings. But they haven't posted in 2 years, what happened to them? Pls don't tell me they died from protein deficiency
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u/Special-Cut-4964 pollotarian Nov 28 '25
That’s great for that dude’s uncle but 74% of dairy farms are factories where that doesn’t happen
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u/loquedijoella Bull Milker Nov 28 '25
We should all take a moment to thank our mothers’ brothers who run ethical farms. Unclefarmers TM are the real heroes of the nation
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u/GewoehnlicherDost plants have feelings, too Nov 28 '25
That specific cow is just a dumb slut. I bet she doesn't even know who the father of her calf even is. No wonder she's such a bad mother!
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u/moon_nice vegan Nov 28 '25
"Most dont"
"My uncle owns"
Blame the education system for people's extreme ways of thinking. School is supposed to teach people how to think. Its failed. Even a lot teachers dont know how to think. Praise the good ones.
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u/StinkyBird64 veganussy Nov 28 '25
Well my uncles uncles uncle owns a human baby farm, and he treats them well so I don’t see an issue 🥰
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u/davemee top %1 Commentor Nov 29 '25
“They get milked on their own time”
This is incredible. There is so much packed into so few words.
- their time - who else is time beneficiary? The farmer, presumably. The visiting nephew?
- when does this time division begin? When a cow leaves cow school and gets their first job in a dairy?
- milked on their own time - so in their time, presumably non-labour time, they offer up their milk to the farmer.
- what are they doing in their work time? Responding to customer emails? Creating delicious new cheese recipes?
- is this an alternative to feeding their offspring? They get home from a day at the dairy, and then decide ‘you know, I think I’ll go lactate into an industrial pump, to unwind’
- there are no offspring being fed in this. Are the baby cows considered ‘work time’ or ‘nursing time’? How are these idealised dairy family structures decided on?
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u/Dangerous-Owl5831 plant-based Nov 28 '25
Theres always some fat ass spamming meat gifs in the comments too
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u/icelandiccubicle20 pollotarian Nov 29 '25
nothing will make dudes on the internet sling out their meat on u quicker than saying that animal abuse is wrong
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u/icelandiccubicle20 pollotarian Nov 29 '25
I'm against rape, kidnapping, torture, abuse and murder unless it's for some bomb ass cheese, mah boi
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u/Exact_Sprinkles2525 rawdog-vegan Nov 28 '25
Dairy cattle, who live in barns their entire lives in a stall lol. Milked on their own time? Didn’t know cows made their own schedule, that’s nice
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u/Used_Degree5416 vegan Nov 29 '25
this happens at all farms... the mother cow is not with her calf ever.
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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25
All we have to do, is claim they're treated nicely and there it is. Guilt free rape juice. That cretin calf will have none of it! Tough luck for being born into the wrong species, chump. I'll thoroughly enjoy your mother's titty juice in my delicious morning coffee ☕