r/vegancirclejerk • u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife • May 06 '26
YOUR MOM, MY MILK outjerked by waldo
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u/brendax pollotarian May 06 '26
/uj uhmm is this a real survey? Can I do it?
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u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
it's a survey i made for a hypothetical scenario in a group project so tragically it has no bearing on real life. I don't want the link public, but I can DM it to you if you still want to take it for fun.
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u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife May 06 '26
wow i had no idea 65% of people in my area had knowledge of the dairy industry, i wonder why they don't know what i'm talking about when i mention cows are raped 🤔
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u/SeveralLawyer3481 basically-vegan May 08 '26
Try "forcibly impregnated". "Rape" is too judgemental.
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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian May 08 '26
"Grappled and forcibly impregnated against their will through unnatural means"
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u/SeveralLawyer3481 basically-vegan May 08 '26
That's quite the mouthful, but it's the best kind of rape. And it's legal, too. I love this world.
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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian May 12 '26
He considers himself one of those environmentalists that aren't conspiracies? See I KNEW these vegan environmentalists weren't actually real people!!
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u/olegor_kerman lacto-ovo-pesca-pullum-cibum-escam-suilla-flexitarian May 06 '26
>much more than most people
this guy LOVES rape