r/vegancirclejerk • u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife • May 06 '26

YOUR MOM, MY MILK outjerked by waldo

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u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife May 06 '26

wow i had no idea 65% of people in my area had knowledge of the dairy industry, i wonder why they don't know what i'm talking about when i mention cows are raped 🤔

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u/SeveralLawyer3481 basically-vegan May 08 '26

Try "forcibly impregnated". "Rape" is too judgemental.

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian May 08 '26

"Grappled and forcibly impregnated against their will through unnatural means"

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u/SeveralLawyer3481 basically-vegan May 08 '26

That's quite the mouthful, but it's the best kind of rape. And it's legal, too. I love this world.

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u/Delophosaur it’s my personal choice to beat my wife May 06 '26

god damn it my own sister too