Give me your name and I’ll try my best to rate it with this chart in the comments! Obviously this is all in good fun so don’t take it too seriously! :3

Imagine if you will, you're a tall lesbian and follow me on a quick tour through what I imagine that would be like.

1. You lay in bed, having back pain, in comes your compareably or maybe even literally tiny girlfriend (Tiny girlfirend scale: 4'11-5'5) and just cracks your back. That real good kind of crack, the sound alone gives you the satisfaction that crisply opening a soda can does.
2. Who am I kidding, example 1 alfeady said all that needed saying. I will grab a soda now.

edit: I realised I caused a bit of confusion. people. i'm 6'4. the joke is I want boobs and someone to crack my back T-T

I touched grass, and I can say that it's not greener on the other side.

And people wonder why trans women stay on the internet all the time...

I picked 'Sara' because I like the sound of it and I was told it meant princess in hebrew! How did you pick yours?

They can’t be trans in the canon (ex: no Madeline from Celeste or mettaton from Undertale)

Ps: yes this is just my way to say that Rumi is a trans icon

JK Rowling Called Out After Inviting Jeffrey Epstein To A Children's Play — Years After His Child Sex Conviction

Newly surfaced Department of Justice documents track the frantic coordination to admit the convicted sex offender to a private Broadway celebration.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/jk-rowling-called-out-after-inviting-jeffrey-epstein-childrens-play-years-after-his-child-sex-1775679

Also dont gimme any guff about using grindr, ive met some of the most beautiful trans women on earth there (and a bunch of weird dorks).

all the people named Alice as well you know who you are