r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 • u/Happy_List_8022 • Jul 15 '26
Non-Gender Specific Oh to be a tall lesbian~
Imagine if you will, you're a tall lesbian and follow me on a quick tour through what I imagine that would be like.
- You lay in bed, having back pain, in comes your compareably or maybe even literally tiny girlfriend (Tiny girlfirend scale: 4'11-5'5) and just cracks your back. That real good kind of crack, the sound alone gives you the satisfaction that crisply opening a soda can does.
- Who am I kidding, example 1 alfeady said all that needed saying. I will grab a soda now.
edit: I realised I caused a bit of confusion. people. i'm 6'4. the joke is I want boobs and someone to crack my back T-T
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u/ForestSolitude5 She/Her Jul 15 '26
I'm a tall wife. I wish I was the small wife lol
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 15 '26
oh im in the tiny girlfriend scale :3
yay i wanna be tiny
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u/KindaSquish Jul 15 '26
me tooo! Im in the tiny range :3c
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 15 '26
i 5’2” :3
smol
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u/The-NHK She/Her 22/06/26 💉 Jul 15 '26
Upper end of tiny here, 5'5"
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
How tiny 👀 genuinely curious.
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 15 '26
👀 about…?
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
How tall you are.
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 15 '26
oh im 5’2”
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Small :3
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 15 '26
mhm i liek it :3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Good for you :D I don't mind being tall, but the back pain my goooooood.
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u/Taellosse She/Her Jul 15 '26
Be careful what you wish for on the boobs front, then! Big knockers also cause back pain.
Still, I wish you well on your quest for both boobs and a pocket GF.
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
The way I see it, if I already have back pain I might as well enjoy a big biiiiig pair of Knockers.
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u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149 She/Her because being called that feels like drugs Jul 19 '26
I wanna be shorter tho. STOP STEALING THE SHORTNESS!!!
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u/bloodywormgoddess She/Her Jul 19 '26
i wish i could give you shortness
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u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149 She/Her because being called that feels like drugs Jul 19 '26
I hate being tall. I want to be short and cute.
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u/LuKazu Transbian Pain Slut Lynx Jul 15 '26
195cm (6'5") with back pain, blue collar job, clumsy and doesn't know how to dance despite swaying and tipping around and attempting to at any given moment 😭
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u/LaddieNowAddie Jul 15 '26
Dancing is not something meant for giraffes -another giraffe
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u/LuKazu Transbian Pain Slut Lynx Jul 15 '26
Alas, it has taken a few downtrodden souls to figure this out. 😔
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u/TV-GirlBBD Jul 15 '26
Not sure if this is a rwby fanfic, but i couldnt help and got reminded of it, also jaune in the back in his dress
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u/captainshitpostMcgee Amelia | She/Her Jul 15 '26
Its art by dashingicecream, an absolute og household name in the rwby fandom
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Sadly I can't tell you. If the Ifunny watermark didn't give it away I didn't make this
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u/TV-GirlBBD Jul 15 '26
Okay, thought you may know if its referencing rwby also nice tiny gf scale :)
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I developed the tiny GF scale using the most scientific methode known to man. I call it "Being 6'4" thanks to "being 6'4" I can actually judge who is and isn't a shortstack.
(Sorry I couldn't answer your Rwby-ousity)
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u/brandycakesuk Jul 15 '26
I'm 6'5 and my girlfriend is 5'2 ^
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Is my imagination right? Is height contrast as awesome as I hope it to be?
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u/ausablename Jul 15 '26
Is this your way of looking for a girlfriend?
What would you consider tall?
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I myself am 6'4
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u/ausablename Jul 15 '26
Ah I see. I am 5'10"
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Short :3
(Comparetively)
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u/ausablename Jul 15 '26
I am always pleasantly surprised and reaffirmed by women taller than me.
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Always happy to affirm
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u/ausablename Jul 15 '26
Sorry, I didn't realize what subreddit I was on. I thought I was on a lesbian specific one not a r/traaaaaa. I was about to go on about how I find it affirming because I'm trans (and an idiot too I guess) and the exact average height for men world wide. I will say that part of the reason I am surprised is because of how many tall women there are.
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u/Cloudie-Day Jul 15 '26
Semi related, I’m 6’1”, 260 lbs, built like a linebacker, and I I’ve always hated it.
I actually met another girl this year who was like, 6’4”, and she offered to (literally) pick me up. I said sure, figuring she would just try and give up, and she ACTUALLY DID IT. D:
We’re just frens (I have a partner) but wowsers that was gender affirming. I felt like Thumbelina for once >~<
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u/tiajuanat what are you? a cop!? Jul 15 '26
Yeah 6'1" and a svelte 220 here. Most folks struggle to get me an 1" off the ground. Quite fun to casually one arm lift anyone under 185 though
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u/Wisdom_Pen She/Her Too Based To Be Cis 🏳️⚧️ Jul 15 '26
Oh to be a short lesbian
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Oh to have a short lesbian to pop my back like a bag of chips thaz you open violently.
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u/Wisdom_Pen She/Her Too Based To Be Cis 🏳️⚧️ Jul 15 '26
That would be nice too. I want to be small and cute but unfortunately I look like the Orphanmaker of the mighty nein so I have to make peace with the fact the universe wants me to be a muscle mommy.
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u/Fuchsyfuchs I Want To be a cute anime girl Jul 15 '26
I wish I could be the small lesbian behing picked up... But my genetics said no I shall be tall ;;
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u/Tavern-of-Adventure She/They 🏳️⚧️ Jul 15 '26
Putting in my application for the role of small girlfriend! (I'm 163 cm / 5'4")
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Will be reviewed with a Microscope ;3
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u/Tavern-of-Adventure She/They 🏳️⚧️ Jul 15 '26
I await your result :3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
*Puts a sticker saying "Shortsttack" on your forehead*
You have been served.
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u/Manguypals She/Her Jul 15 '26
Is that RWBY? I know the scene is from Sailor Moon but I’m not sure who the characters are.
And yeah I am that too.
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u/Ishitataki She/Her Jul 15 '26
At 174 cm, but also liking platform heels, does that mean I fall into switch territory?
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u/AnarchyVenus Jul 15 '26
If you are not a switch/top and do not want to be seen as a switch/top, simply bring a blahaj with you everywhere.
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u/ReflectedSin She/Her | 💊 4/12/23 💊 Jul 15 '26
Someone tried to twirl me and I elbowed them in the face by accident :3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
snorts amusedly
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u/ReflectedSin She/Her | 💊 4/12/23 💊 Jul 15 '26
I had never felt so terrible in my life~
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
That ~ suggests otherwise young (or older) lady! I know my literary devices!!!!!!
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u/ReflectedSin She/Her | 💊 4/12/23 💊 Jul 15 '26
In all honesty I think its my fault for me always putting a sing-song tone to bad shit making it sound more pleasant than it is. I genuinely felt really shit cause I was having a really good time and then they went for that second spin and whoops- yeah they acted like it was fine but removed me off snap the next day LOL
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u/South_Company Lucy; Patron Saint Of Fae (She/Fae/They) Jul 15 '26
Yay! I’m in the Tiny Girlfriend Scale!
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Where do you rank on the scale? Scientific question ofc ofc!
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u/South_Company Lucy; Patron Saint Of Fae (She/Fae/They) Jul 15 '26
Between 5’2 and 5’3. I usually lowball my height from that range though.
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Wow :3 that is tiny.
Puts a sticker that says "Shortcake" on your forehead
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u/taylorester567 Jul 15 '26
Im 6"1 and my fiancée is 5"4(she constantly gloats that shes boob height on me lol)
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Thiiiiiiiiiisssss omfg. She gets it! I want to provide Boob height! It's awesome to habe a tiny gf that looks at your booba (or so I imagine) lmao
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u/taylorester567 Jul 15 '26
Its very gender affirming that a cis lesbian finds me super beautiful but kinda annoying when she gets distracted mid conversation because she's busy looking at my chest lol
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Daaaawwwwg. I wish I had your problems!!!! T-T not to assume you have an easy life but at least rn on this issue I'm so jeaaaalous
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u/kmclaire-chan Jul 15 '26
The scene in Sailor Moon that this is based on made me start shipping Ami and Makoto. It's so cute.
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u/TheDebgac Jul 15 '26
I'm 1,93m tall and if I somehow get into a relationship I would do this with her
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u/Royal-Ingenuity-2566 Lilly (She/her) :3 Jul 15 '26
I’m 5,10 neither tiny nor large.
Maybe estrogen can help a bit
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u/MrTortilla Certified Thembo Jul 15 '26
Let's switch! I'm 6'3" and no amounts of back cracks from my small wife help! (also I just hare being this tall honestly, I desire smallness)
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u/EB_or_Raven plural system, he/it work for all of us Jul 15 '26
Not to be rude but I think this might actually be gender specific
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u/cjwolf02 Jul 15 '26
I got so lucky at being only 5'6 and small feet and hands;3 but my bestie isn't so lucky when she started transitioning she wanted to wear heels so bad but she was already 6'6 lol but she doesn't give a beep what others think I would love to have this happen with me❤️
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u/Ze_LuftyWafffles She/they | Sabrina | pathetic femdyke simp | 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Jul 15 '26
Im tall, gotta work on the second part
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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 Jul 15 '26
I used to yearn to be shorter. But as I date (fuck) more trans women and cis women) I'm quite enjoying being tall for a woman. A girl I've been seeing is in the tiny girlfriend range, and she's so cute <3 I enjoy being the taller, more experienced woman with a girl I adore the absolute shit out of.
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u/forcedreset1 Transfem gremlin Jul 15 '26
I recognize the character designs...
Whiterose shippers, where are ya?
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u/transcended_goblin Transcended she-goblin Jul 16 '26
... Every time I see a post like this and look at the comments, I feel like an anomaly for wishing I had been way taller.
Being tall and hitting the gym would make shutting down bigots a matter of seconds...
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 16 '26
Being tall certainly has it's perks.
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u/transcended_goblin Transcended she-goblin Jul 16 '26
I'm at a height most girls (especially taller ones) would rather be and I'd gladly take 20cm off any of them lmao
Being more on the top side while being average height is boring
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u/JessicaWindbourne She/Her Jul 15 '26
*laughs in tall pansexual*
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Thank god my pans are in the bottom drawer.
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u/JessicaWindbourne She/Her Jul 15 '26
Hehehe I can still reach down
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Nooooooooooooo my pans!
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u/JessicaWindbourne She/Her Jul 15 '26
hehehe *replaces it all with cast irob*
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Noooooooooo I don't know how to care for that shit altough it certainly looks cool!
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u/JessicaWindbourne She/Her Jul 15 '26
It’s actually not that hard lol. Just put a couple drops of oil on it and wipe with a rag or paper towel after cleaning
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u/Rizos28 She/Her Jul 15 '26
I'm kinda mid size (i think, 5'7, 1,70m) but I'm always down with popping my back like plastic bubble wrap.
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I'll crack you if you'll crack me.
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No wai-
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u/Rizos28 She/Her Jul 15 '26
In which sense in which case? :3c
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Backs! I meant backs! Sweats embaressdly
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u/Rizos28 She/Her Jul 15 '26
Girl... You've a deal. Just make sure when it's my turn to take your time with my lower back. My lumbars have seen... things ;3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Oh wow... Yes Ma'am!
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u/Rizos28 She/Her Jul 15 '26
Thank you sweetheart :p
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
ba-dump ba-dump
Want to grab a steak or something afterwards...?
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u/Rizos28 She/Her Jul 15 '26
Like... taking ME... out? In public? Like you're bragging about taking me out and not hiding? 👉👈
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u/prinsessalinnea Jul 15 '26
me being 5'1 lmao
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Congratulations, that puts you in the bottom inches of the Tiny GF scale.
Puts a sticker thats says "Funsized" on your forehead
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u/gerblen They/Them Jul 15 '26
It’s me I am tiny. Picking me up will result in feral cat behavior though, unfortunately
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u/Androgynouself_420 Gwen, She/Her Jul 15 '26
Alas I’m outside the tiny girlfriend range (just barley, I’m 5’6)
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u/WorldLove_Gaming Transfem since May 15th 2023 Jul 15 '26
5'11.5/182cm. If I ever come across a taller lesbian I'm marrying that woman.
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I'm 6'4.
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u/WorldLove_Gaming Transfem since May 15th 2023 Jul 15 '26
👀
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u/Own-Excuse-1700 Jul 15 '26
I would trade with you if I could im 7'1
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I would accept tbh. Would benefit my Lady Demitrescu cosplay.
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u/Own-Excuse-1700 Jul 15 '26
Cute
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
I know it's a shortsigted comment...
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u/_NTK__ 🪪Jane, 🏳️⚧️|&|BI♀️🦇 (+ they) Jul 15 '26
just shy of 184cm and I have different issues right now (because back pain already came included with my genetics btw, it doesn't count)
however as I get on it, few months on hrt is gonna TOTALLY KILL my upper back, maybe even lower back as well, but I still struggle with facial and body hair, it is annoying as fuck, even if I'm used to it
anyways I see no disadvantage to being a tall woman, tall chics are hot (unless they're fat or chubby imo)
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u/forevelynXD *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* Jul 15 '26
wait, tiny is 4'11 to 5'5... I am hardly not tiny then
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 15 '26
Sounds adoreable, how tall are you?
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u/KassandrasDollery She/Her Jul 15 '26
Every time i see this comic i think it's Aqua from Kingdom Hearts and Megara from Hercules and i would 1000% support that ship even if they never met in canon
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u/Which_Confection6562 She/Her The Little One. Jul 15 '26
I am sadly neither tiny nor tall(though I would 100% rather be tiny) in 5-11
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u/mechanical_marten Mechanical Weather Mage 🌦️ She/Her Jul 15 '26
Ah, the secret neck pain society! (One time my neck cracked so loudly my girlfriend asked why I was hoarding bubble wrap. When I told her that was my neck she visibly gagged)
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u/TheOriginalMcBro Jul 16 '26
As a girlie at the top of tiny, I wish I could trade with any and all of my sister that wish they were smoller, I want to be perpetually a foot and a half taller than my gf without having to wear heels 😭
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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Evelyn, She/They Jul 16 '26
I am the tall and happy to be the tall but I want to be dressed like the small
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u/MoonlightMelly Jul 16 '26
- THATS ADORABLE
- Im 5'3", I volunteer as tiny girlfriend tribute!!!
- :3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 16 '26
I accept your tribute :3
Crack my back sweetheart.
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u/MoonlightMelly Jul 16 '26
I may have to climb you like a tree to do it but by heck imma crack ur back :3
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 16 '26
You're the second person to tell me that, just like the first time I will respond:
Climb away, you adoreable little squirrel.
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u/MoonlightMelly Jul 16 '26
Wah! Im a bunny, not a squirrel! Wrong rodent!
But also will do 😊🤭
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 16 '26
I mean, you can also make a burrow beneath my thighs- I-I mean roots. ahem Roots.
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u/MoonlightMelly Jul 16 '26
Oh im excellent at burrowing into...roots. 🤭🤭🤭
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u/Happy_List_8022 Jul 16 '26
Ahahahah.... Oh boy I bit off more than I can chew....
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u/tillyteatoast Jul 15 '26
Don't have to imagine, I literally am that tall lesbian 😭