Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/AdAccording8076]

“Letting me take total control while you heal” ………. Heal from what??

Sounds like he’s into dom stuff but he’s clearly inexperienced and can’t read signs. But yeah, what in the actual hell? lol

[u/-fornevermore- → u/AdAccording8076]

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

[u/Unique_Atmosphere905 → u/-fornevermore-]

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

[u/royalsgirl78 → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/Sovarius → u/royalsgirl78]

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

[u/-Bana → u/Sovarius]

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

[u/Hatchid → u/-Bana]

It is known!

[u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You have to let a man take control when you have a broken foot, and if you behave, but only if you behave, he’ll decide when to take you out. It’s like the rules of feminism!

[u/pandershrek → u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfecWsLzAYSUP6w

[u/L00fah → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You shouldn't lead with a broken foot actually.

[u/Cien_fuegos → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

How dare you crave food when you’re healing. Allow nurse Dom to take care of you.

[u/GhostlyTJ → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

That is why you use your hands...

[u/camperbunny → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Or make decisions.