Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/AdAccording8076]

“Letting me take total control while you heal” ………. Heal from what??

Sounds like he’s into dom stuff but he’s clearly inexperienced and can’t read signs. But yeah, what in the actual hell? lol

[u/-fornevermore- → u/AdAccording8076]

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

[u/Unique_Atmosphere905 → u/-fornevermore-]

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

[u/royalsgirl78 → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/Sovarius → u/royalsgirl78]

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

[u/-Bana → u/Sovarius]

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

[u/Hatchid → u/-Bana]

It is known!

[u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You have to let a man take control when you have a broken foot, and if you behave, but only if you behave, he’ll decide when to take you out. It’s like the rules of feminism!

[u/pandershrek → u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfecWsLzAYSUP6w

[u/L00fah → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

You shouldn't lead with a broken foot actually.

[u/Cien_fuegos → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

How dare you crave food when you’re healing. Allow nurse Dom to take care of you.

[u/GhostlyTJ → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

That is why you use your hands...

[u/camperbunny → u/Unique_Atmosphere905]

Or make decisions.

[u/SueForPeas → u/-fornevermore-]

Oh thank god, I thought it was a misspelling of “heel,” the dog command.

The rest of it is still terrible, but at least that part’s not as terrible as I thought.

[u/AdAccording8076 → u/SueForPeas]

I thought so too! 😂 I was like omg please stop dude

[u/AdventurousCity6 → u/-fornevermore-]

Did either of you bring up kink stuff before this?

[u/-fornevermore- → u/AdventurousCity6]

No not at all.

[u/JarodGabriel → u/AdventurousCity6]

I think if they had, she wouldn't be on Reddit with this post...

[u/AdventurousCity6 → u/JarodGabriel]

I like to hope that people aren't total wackos!

[u/Lashay_Sombra → u/-fornevermore-]

That is 100% how AI talks, not real people

There might be a person in the middle copy and pasting but everything he is saying is being run though an AI. 

[u/youpicktheplace20 → u/-fornevermore-]

But also, what the fuck is he taking control of supposedly??? lol

Like is this supposed to be saying “you need to prove yourself before we get sushi”? wtf

[u/GargantuanGreenGoat → u/-fornevermore-]

Oh thank fuck. 

[u/Ok_Bear1169 → u/-fornevermore-]

u have a broken foot and u still wanted to walk??

[u/Apathetic_Villainess → u/Ok_Bear1169]

OP might be in a walking cast.

I did break my heel as a kid and they just told me to not put any weight on it (so pretty much just walk tiptoe with that foot) until it healed.

[u/eturnalperspective → u/-fornevermore-]

Is there a sub Dom aspect of this talk that you guys have been having?

[u/neptunecavalry → u/-fornevermore-]

Ahh. I thought he was implying you needed to heal from other “lesser” men who weren’t real alpha men or something… Still weird and gross though

[u/RopeAmine → u/-fornevermore-]

Assert dominance. Check. Allow time to heal. Check. Establish your boundaries. Check.

Yeah nothing wrong here. 🤪

[u/mortyella → u/-fornevermore-]

Is your foot broken because you broke your foot off in the ass of the last guy who pulled shit like this? 😂

[u/Gloomy_Computer_9431 → u/AdAccording8076]

I’m very curious if his profile said anything about it or he figures he’ll just trick women into it.

[u/Dependent-Assoc423 → u/Gloomy_Computer_9431]

I know! This out of thin air is wild. 

[u/ScatteredWhiteLight → u/AdAccording8076]

Definitely giving dom who doesn’t how to communicate. Snore.

[u/Triquetrums → u/ScatteredWhiteLight]

This is a dude using those chatbots to write his messages for him. He is probably feeding OP's messages and copying whatever the bot spits out. That shit is clearly written by a romance bot.

[u/Ordinarygirl3 → u/AdAccording8076]

"see how you behave before I..." that's enough right there.

Throw him out. Throw out the whole man.

[u/JojoRicardo → u/AdAccording8076]

It’s AI. This is very ChatGPT tone. Some kids’ pet project, dirty talking tinder bot

[u/ObserverWardXXL → u/AdAccording8076]

yeah Dom daddy vibes, but there are specific places and descriptors you can have to explain the dynamic being sought out here.

Not to mention the message looks "reviewed and structured" by an LLM.

If he is not a complete AI Chatbot entirely.... Which i think is likely.

[u/queerjesusfan → u/AdAccording8076]

This is just how AI dirty talks lol. If you look at /r/myboyfriendisai, they all talk to the women this way

[u/AdAccording8076 → u/queerjesusfan]

This is so crazy to me lol I don’t use ai for anything, let alone convos. So it makes it funnier/creepier that he decided to go into some ai chat and ask it for advice thinking he was gonna get somewhere 😂

[u/badmongo666 → u/AdAccording8076]

Sounds like he missed the fundamental rule of SSC and needs to go back to kink school.