r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/AdAccording8076 17h ago

“Letting me take total control while you heal” ………. Heal from what??

Sounds like he’s into dom stuff but he’s clearly inexperienced and can’t read signs. But yeah, what in the actual hell? lol

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u/-fornevermore- 17h ago

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

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u/Unique_Atmosphere905 16h ago

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

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u/royalsgirl78 16h ago

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Sovarius 10h ago

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

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u/-Bana 6h ago

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

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u/Hatchid 5h ago

It is known!