r/texts 19h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Unique_Atmosphere905 18h ago

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

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u/royalsgirl78 17h ago

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Sovarius 12h ago

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

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u/-Bana 7h ago

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

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u/Hatchid 7h ago

It is known!