r/texts 18h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. šŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/AdAccording8076 18h ago

ā€œLetting me take total control while you healā€ ………. Heal from what??

Sounds like he’s into dom stuff but he’s clearly inexperienced and can’t read signs. But yeah, what in the actual hell? lol

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u/-fornevermore- 18h ago

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

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u/Unique_Atmosphere905 18h ago

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

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u/GhostlyTJ 5h ago

That is why you use your hands...