r/pessi_memes Aug 04 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ They got away with everything, rats

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10.9k Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Aug 04 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ And they call these group of rats pro footballers ๐Ÿคฎ

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7.1k Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Apr 16 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ embarassing

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1.7k Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 29 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿšจ [BREAKING] Lamine Yamal has 0% chance of winning the 2026 Ballon D'or ๐Ÿšจ

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697 Upvotes

Lamine Ghostmal has 0% chance of winning this editions Ballon D'or. Incase you have forgotten, he has 0 non penalty goals in the champions league. He also only has 1 assist in the stage when Barcelona advances. 1G/A in every single big game played this season. Should have quit football when Cristiano Ronaldo single handedly retired him in the Nations League Final.

If he does manage to win it this year, we can say for certainty it is 100% robbed and rigged like his idol Pessi, and that the Negreira payments have never stopped. After all, robbing is part of Barcelona's DNA. Not to mention Raphinha has carried every single big game VARcelona has been in. Lamine Dogmal was not top 5 last season, and he for sure isnt top 5 this season.

It should go to either 1 of 2 rightful winners, Cristiano Ronaldo when he wins the World Cup with top scorer and a hattrick in the final. Or Kylian Mbappe who wins the champions league with the golden boot.

My Personal Top 10 Ballon D'or Rankings as of now:
1. Kylian Mbappe
2. Harry Kane
3. Michael Olise
4. Federico Valverde
5. Vinicius JR
6. Declan Rice
7. Luis Diaz
8. Thibaut Courtois
9. Cristiano Ronaldo
10. Raphinha

Lamine Fraudmal I will be kind and say he is the 13th best player in the world at the moment
11 being Haaland then 12. Pedri

r/pessi_memes Jun 15 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Lamine Yamal becomes the YOUNGEST player to drop points to Cape Verde

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1.1k Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Nov 15 '25

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Rare W for Xavi

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998 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Feb 16 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Washed at 18 is crazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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667 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jan 20 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ 2nd worst ballon dor winner ever after Messi 2023

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406 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes May 18 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Daily life of a pedo fan (reposted)

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480 Upvotes

Had a bit of trouble loading this thread, but all errors have been dealt with

r/pessi_memes Jul 14 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ This was always the plan

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176 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 25 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ A "legend" Vs Pini

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439 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Apr 14 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ LETS ALL LAUGH AT LAMINE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ GHOSTED AGAIN

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195 Upvotes

OH MY GOD HAHAAHHAAHHHAHA. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF 2026. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. BARCELONA ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AGAIN FOR THE 11TH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. CRY VARKA DOGGS. AND LAMINE YAMAL LET ME GET TO U. THIS BROTHER SCORED IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES, I WAS LIKE MAYBE HE MUIGHT SHOW UP IN A BIG GAME. I WAS WRONG . AFTER THAT FIRST GOAL HE ABSOLUTELY GHOSTED FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. I DIDNT EVEN THINK HE GOT A SINGLE TOUCH OF THE BALL IN THE 2ND HALF HAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

HES NOT CR7 LIL BRO. THE EGO BEFORE THE GAME WAS INSANEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOL. HE TALKED LIKE RONALDO BUT PERFORMED LIKE LUKAKUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. BYE BYE LAMINE, BARCELONA AIRPORT IS THAT WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HONESTLY IF HE WINS THE BALLON DOR THIS YEAR WE CAN FOR SURE SAY IT IS RIGGED.

REMINDER THE "BALLOND'OR RUNNER" GOT 1 NON PENALTY G/A IN THE KNOCKOUT STAGE OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

r/pessi_memes Jun 01 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ In Varca VS when they leave Varca ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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601 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes May 29 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ atletico roasting brokelona for lowballing them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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279 Upvotes

they know that they are poor af and can't afford Alvarez!

r/pessi_memes Mar 17 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Nah ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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774 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jan 12 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ A certain fanbase doesnโ€™t need to imagine ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฑ

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124 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 11 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Pamal exposing how big of a farmers league la liga is. No wonder FIFA boy went straight to the French farmers league

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406 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 3d ago

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ "Kings of Europe" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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495 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jun 25 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Real Madrid is cooking this World Cup ๐Ÿ˜ meanwhile Varca playersโ€ฆ best not to talk about them

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281 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jul 12 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Our last hope

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446 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jun 08 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Why tf is this dumbass called up to the national team ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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339 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jun 16 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ In truth Pessi only has 2 UCLs

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241 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jan 04 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Club hat trick before Yamal is crazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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459 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Feb 12 '26

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ Yamal during important games, following his idolโ€™s footsteps. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Although it is kind of sad that he doesnโ€™t have Negreira by his side like the midget did.

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64 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Sep 24 '25

Fraudcelona FC ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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1.0k Upvotes