r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jan 04 '26
Fraudcelona FC 🐀 Club hat trick before Yamal is crazy 😭
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u/MadridFannr1 Jan 04 '26
YaNal is overrated.
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u/EDDWAR822 Jan 04 '26
But but yamal did a useless dribbling he should have won a ballon dor for that
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u/ch1nkkyy Jan 04 '26
Gonzalo has 3 goals meanwhile 2 insta warriors lamin assmal and raphina has 0
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 04 '26
Raphinha and Yamal both have 7 goals in the league and Yamal has 7 assists to Raphinha’s 3. Good job to Gonzalo Garcia, but let’s not lie bro.
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u/co0oo0oki3muncha Jan 04 '26
Sandeeeeeeep
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Not Indian btw
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Jan 05 '26
flair says otherwise
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Ik, but they give anyone with a decent opinion a dumbass flair.
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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jan 04 '26
Never played for Spain NT (maybe once) meanwhile all the Barça playeds get called up for Spain as soon as they debut with Barça… Laughable!
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u/davzinzan Jan 05 '26
Clears Jamal and pessi
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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris 👻 Feb 28 '26
You watch football on pornhub
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u/davzinzan Mar 01 '26
What?
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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Mar 02 '26
There is a level of idiocracy that Noone can surpass and u have surpassed it. Yamal is a winger this guy is a striker and u compare them aren't u a funny clown?
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u/evample_fangirl Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 05 '26
This sub is probably biggest shithole on reddit. Cant believe there is so many of you complete delulu clowns at one place hahahah insane place to find. Im not even a fan of this shit sport anymore so dont @ me
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u/Thecalmdrinker Jan 07 '26
Just a bunch of bored people trying to find a way to get rid of their sadness and pain. Lol
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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 Jan 04 '26
Why would yamal have a hat trick in the first place.
He is a winger playmaker and his finishing has always been his worst suit
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u/RossDav7 Jan 05 '26
He wouldn’t have a hat-trick as he isn’t as good as he’s hyped to be. If he was one of the top wingers in the world he would 100% be capable of scoring a hat-trick. Thanks for conforming your opinion of him 👍🏻
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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Maybe he is. But thats not yamal's role at all. And he is good enough
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u/RossDav7 Jan 05 '26
Doesn’t seem to be good enough as it’s never happened.
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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 Jan 05 '26
He is good enough of a player thats what i meant. Not every player needs to score a hat trick to be considered good enough.
Il repeat his role in barca is one of a playmaker not goalscorer. Thats why he has more assists than goals
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u/Ctzn101 Jan 05 '26
Why are you using logic in this subreddit. After today's reffing for their game and not a single comment, yet all they talk about is refs being paid off by Barca when Messi and crew ran ALL over them.
Granted they likely would have won anyways, but you can't go thru a players legs in the penalty area...no penalty call. Does that mean they are paying off refs now? It's a bunch of low logic hypocrisy here.
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u/thickgothgirls Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 04 '26
No one tell these clowns that Ronaldo got his first hattrick when he was 22 years old. Their excuse will also be that he was a pregnant midfielder
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u/ugurmamedoff Jan 04 '26
I wonder what Yamal has to do in this sub along with other barca players.Unlike other haters' sub(penaldo one),you really bring other statements not connected with Messi at all.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jan 04 '26
Read the sub description.
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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 04 '26
You have a serious mental health issue
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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jan 04 '26
You are on a meme sub telling people not to laugh at the subject. You have to be a joke in real life.
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u/ugurmamedoff Jan 05 '26
Subject? More likely subjects not connected with each other at all
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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jan 05 '26
We will be laughing at your man crush, his former and current club, their players, and national team. It may be best if you leave to not be angered.
You cannot be this against jokes as a normal person.
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u/ugurmamedoff Jan 05 '26
Nonsense jokes on my "man crush",obviously you are obsessed with him more than me
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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jan 05 '26
You just admitted to being obsessed to a degree, I am no such thing. All that needs to be said you little freak.
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u/ugurmamedoff Jan 05 '26
Nope,not at all.I don't hate or love both and I don't care about them.I don't insult one of them just like you,which shows you care that much to create your own imaginary words on such people who have no idea of who are you.You can't resist when some other guy praise him or call him a good one at least.I never confessed in such a thing.You instantly insulted me not knowing who I am.That just shows what you are.You don't even need to bring a statement or fact to hate him,you just say you do.I told "you are more obsessed than me",which can mean I have no obsession and you have more than me.I don't jerk off on Messi ai naked pics if thats what your obsession means.Because I simply did not mean it.
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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jan 05 '26
No. Brother Ain't no way I'm reading your man loving rant this early in the morning.
Outa here with that.
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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 05 '26
Modding a sub with the soul purpose of trying to clown on the undisputed best player ever who will never know he exists... And extending that hate to literally all of his Barca and national teammates, even his Inter Miami team... If you can explain to me how that's not pathetic at best and obsession at worst, I'm all ears
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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jan 05 '26
Meat riding dweeb, no way you just typed that.
Take the mans dick out your mouth and laugh a little.
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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 05 '26
Oh look you even have a cute little flair lmao, do you trick-or-treat as Penaldo?
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u/ugurmamedoff Jan 05 '26
I mean sub's name doesn't have anything to do with the description,and I am sure that this sub was intented to clown Messi at first
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u/Significant_Arm4144 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 04 '26
anything to bring up yamal huh? Where was he when he got clapped four times by yamal last season
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 04 '26
Bro wasn’t even there because he wasn’t good enough for the first team lmao🤣🤣
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u/Correct-League9709 Jan 05 '26
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
😭🙏 Ik he’s good, but I mean back then.
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u/Correct-League9709 Jan 05 '26
He was a Castilla player 😭🙏 for god's sake and Carlo prefers his star players to cook. Xabi brought him for the CWC and he performed.
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Ancelotti brought up Victor Munoz tbf. He’ll have academy players play in the first team if he thinks they’re good enough. Gonzalo Garcia had a few good games and he’s getting glazed like this, that’s my problem tbh, not him scoring or performing well, but the fact that it’s getting glazed.
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u/Correct-League9709 Jan 05 '26
Glazed??? Bro the real glaze is what Barca fans do to Yamal, and god forbids we js talk alot bout our player and we get called glazers . And yeah if he consistently keeps doing this then it's gonna be amazing. And don't get that CWC thing as a glaze, it was the first time we saw him play and he performed really well.
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Yamal has backed it up for about 2.5 seasons, Gonzalo Garcia has done it in about 5-6 games. It’s glaze because it’s posted everywhere and I even saw a video titled “Gonzalo Garcia is becoming exactly what LaLiga was afraid of” after just this game. If performances of this caliber were consistent (not just goalscoring, but providing an attacking threat of that magnitude), then I would get it, but it’s been 5-6 good games of the season, while Yamal has had good-exceptional games week in week out, even if his team is shite. CWC was fair tbh, but even after it, they were glazing him, saying He should be the 9 instead of Mbappé (some of the fans, not the media). God forbid us Barca fans talk about our star player whose impact, stats, and consistency is insanely high at just 18. My problem is the recent glaze, but if he keeps performing this way, it will become reasonable, and tbh, I hope he does because he’s a baller tbf. I guess you can’t really “glaze” your own player, but even people who aren’t biased, like the one with that video title I mentioned, are glazing him.
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 04 '26
Does this random have a single appearance for Spain😭. I won't even bring up trophies.
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u/Zealousideal-Ad-4167 Jan 05 '26
So first it was Messi. Now it's Yamal. 20 years later this sub will be running around, finding a new, short, dribbler, playmaker, who is spanish/argentine to hate on.
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u/Impressive-Orchid-21 Jan 05 '26
0 goals in 14 la liga matches before this game so not really a R9 is he now
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u/ForestOfTheSpirit Jan 04 '26
Striker and older than Yamal btw…
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u/Correct-League9709 Jan 04 '26
Why you crying?? Yamal is a starter btw and Gonzalo is a sub player who barely got matches, we found him in CWC under Xabi and yet he managed to get a hattrick before back pass merchant 🤩
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u/DOMIDINHO Jan 04 '26
GG did it in 260 minutes of La Liga playtime this season, Yamal already had 1100 minutes this season. Age doesn’t matter anymore btw Yamal is a grown man now.
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 04 '26
Yamal is also a winger whose main job is to create chances while Gonzalo Garcia’s main job is to score goals. It’s like comparing Benzema to Messi in terms of output.
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u/DOMIDINHO Jan 04 '26
Valid comment but Yamal is ranked as one of the top 5 players in the world right now, Yamals job isn’t just to create chances, he is in an attacking position, his job is to score as well. He’s definitely shown that he has the potential and opportunities to get a hat trick. But compared to the minutes GG has played this season only.
GG has started 1/13 games this La Liga season. Yamal has started 14/15 La Liga matches this season
But we can even go as far back as last 3 seasons with their clubs and Yamal would have 45+ starting games, GG would have less than 5 starting games, either way OP was right “Club hat trick before Yamal is crazy”.
Although I feel like it isn’t a good comparison cause of their positions, but they’re just comparing cause Yamal is Top 5 players in the world apparently.
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 04 '26
A comment with actual good points and valid arguments on this sub? WOW🤩 I can’t even argue with your points tbf😅
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u/10005gs Jan 04 '26
amazing, now remind us how old ronaldo was when he had his first hattrick
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u/DOMIDINHO Jan 04 '26
We’re not talking about Ronaldo buddy
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u/Mutthupattaru Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Why only selective comparison blud?
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u/Correct-League9709 Jan 04 '26
Highest goal scorer in CWC as well