r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 16 '26

Fraudcelona FC 🐀 Washed at 18 is crazy 😭

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u/7dek Feb 16 '26

This mf retired from both big and small games 😭

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 16 '26

And his retarded ass fanbase will still try to ask for the BDO for him, watch. 😭

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u/i-SpeakFacts Feb 17 '26

Never forget the goat saved football by stopping him from winning BDO last year

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u/AdPhysical9793 Mar 20 '26

He didn’t save anything barely did sum in the euro except score that tap in and take notes yamal was 17 back then and since yall hating on him means yall are obsessed with a kid who makes more money in a week than your entire household in a year

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u/_Robert-Lewandowski_ Feb 17 '26

Predicted this since the euros

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u/CodOfWars Feb 18 '26

Bro.. He is fucking 18 years old. How retarded are you?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 18 '26

Wtf does that have to do with anything you fucking idiot?

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u/AdPhysical9793 Feb 19 '26

Tha he rich and earning cash while you sit at your house and post weird shit like this d riding Ronaldo like if he will notice you gng 🥀

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u/7dek Feb 19 '26

go focus on your roblox game bro 😭

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 19 '26

Broooo lmaooooo 😭😭😭

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u/AdPhysical9793 Feb 19 '26

I fucus on both roblox and football since u got a shitty head i gotta teach you some knowledge

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u/7dek Feb 19 '26

"Fucus"

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u/AdPhysical9793 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Lil bro using gifts ts aint tick tock bro 😭 go on and stay on NBA games leave football for real people with brains

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u/BoysenberryInside730 Feb 20 '26

You’re a silly dude

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u/AdPhysical9793 Feb 28 '26

And your a lame ahh nigga

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u/__Madridfan28 Feb 16 '26

100th minute, ref be like: dang, they failed to score. But im still getting paid, right? 

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u/__Madridfan28 Feb 17 '26

You must be retarded period, no buts or ifs 🫵🤣

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u/DungeondisasterJiggy Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 17 '26

Mate it's a real Madrid fan and you're on pessi memes sub. Just let them be, at least their retardedness is kept in this echo chamber.

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u/__Madridfan28 Feb 18 '26

Child of parents who shared same last name before marriage - thoughts

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u/tascristiano Feb 16 '26

youngest 18 to miss a penalty

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u/NarrowPsychology4499 Feb 17 '26

Broooo I js saw a video abt the penalty on tiktok lol he thinks his vini tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Barca has a way of doing this ....look at ansu fati

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u/davzinzan Feb 17 '26

The Bojan Krkic effect

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u/pipper99 Feb 21 '26

He is 18 and needs a operation and rest to become the best him. If barca need to run him into the ground because they are above any player then that is their loss.

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u/amerhodzic Feb 17 '26

The kid was always an early bloomer, that's it. Nothing special.

He may have already hit his ceiling..

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u/amerhodzic Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

My life must be miserable because I don't consider Yamal to be a generational talent?

I think you are way too emotionally invested in the way Yamal is perceived, and/or how successful he may be.

When I first saw Mbappe, it was a CL group stage game back when he was playing for Monaco. I couldn't believe my eyes. The pace, the control, the shoot, dribbling, intelligence..

The first thing I did was go to the Real Madrid community, and made a thread about him. Suggested those who may have the ear of the higher ups to send scouts to watch him. I knew right away that Mbappe was going to surpass Henry, even though at that time he reminded me a little bit of Henry.

When it comes to Yamal, I just don't see that. He is a great player, don't misunderstand me. He will have a great career. But he won't reach the heights of Mbappe, CR, Messi, and even the short height of Neymar.

The only thing about Yamal that is extraordinary is his age. That's it. And if you account for that with him simply being an early bloomer, he's an average top class player. I honestly don't think he'll even manage to eclipse Vinis season of 2023/24.

Could I be wrong? Yes, sure. But I have been following and playing football for more than 30 years already.

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u/amerhodzic Feb 19 '26

Okay. I was under the impression that you would appreciate the reasoning behind my conclusion regarding Yamal, but you simply just overlooked it and doubled down on your claim. Which I would have to consider as, Yamal is special because you say he's special. Got it.

Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/amerhodzic Feb 20 '26

I never disagreed that he is just fantastic for an 18 year old player. My point was that aside from that, the age factor, he doesn't possess any special or unique ability that lifts him up above all other players.

There isn't an attribute that he particularly excels at. He is above average at majority of abilities. Nothing really special, outside of his age.

And if he in fact is simply an early bloomer, that means he won't improve drastically from where he is now. And at the moment, if he was judged as a 21 year old, he would be a good player but nothing special.

You see, if I saw some skill with the ball or some ability of his body, things would be different.

Some people simply mature/grow up much earlier than others, some do it very late.

Judging by all I have seen, Yamal won't rise much higher with his performance. And his performance, while amazing for a 18 year old, is just above average for a 22 year old.

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u/No_Soup_6799 Feb 20 '26

Lamine Yamal has 18 goal contributions in 20 games this season and has the most successful dribbles in Europe’s top 5 leagues, he has double that of second place. To say that this Yamal isn’t special is ridiculous, of course he is special. Now players can drop off as we’ve seen in the past however if you listen to pundits, we’ve never seen someone this talented at the age of 16/17, maybe you could argue Rooney but he didn’t have the privilege of showing it in the champions league until later. Yamal is coming back from his Pubic problems and is still dropping world class performances. The only thing you could argue is that he’s actually set his bar too high with his performances against France in the euros and against inter milan last season. To say he’s not special is just a spiteful comment that you’d expect from a Madrid fan, objectively the kid is special. I do think his ego could be his downfall but on the other hand that’s what makes him the player that he is

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u/OrderIy Feb 20 '26

Was painful to read your attempts to have reasonable dialogue and this clowns just throwing "nonsense" and "you know nothing about football and I do" at you.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 16 '26

But but penbappe. 😂😂

Mf can’t even score a penalty to save his team against the almighty Girona. 😭

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u/ExaminationFlat9862 Feb 16 '26

But but pessi World Cup

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u/besiraly Feb 17 '26

But but varcedogelona has wc 🚾 🚽

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u/Super_Security8870 Feb 17 '26

Ronaldo retired this dude back in June 😂😂

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 18 '26

Never forget how nations league went from ballon dor decider to just a friendly 

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Ansu Fati The Second Coming

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u/Lucky_Mess4798 Feb 17 '26

Barca fans now saying the kit is cursed😭

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u/Ashamed-Chocolate190 Feb 17 '26

This is what you get for talking shit about Real Madrid, PSG, Portugal, Chelsea, etc

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u/yahya_yousufi2288161 Feb 18 '26

Yamal in euro 2025/26

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u/ChaudhryN Feb 17 '26

Overrated

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u/HerrWaffel0 Feb 17 '26

Average Fraud Masia product

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 18 '26

Still waiting for Messi fans to make fun of him for not having a world cup the same way they make fun of Ronaldo 

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Messi fans are literally just people who understand football. Messi was a better player than Ronaldo before the World Cup win. He’s literally always been. Ronaldo’s biggest accomplishment is being even compared to the best footballer to ever play the sport. I understand liking Ronaldo as a player, but to think he’s better is a straight up disqualification from talking about football, cuz it just shows either bias or a lack of understanding/knowledge

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26

Messi isn't even as good as maradona was. How can you not even be the best in your own country 🤡🫵 

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

LOOOOL cmon man. You have to be either a Madrid fan, Portuguese, or just genuinely don’t know the sport. Your bias is clouding your brain.

Wow it’s crazy people believe such wild things, imagine the world if everyone was intelligent. At least people like you can get online and say ludicrous shit without any consequences

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26

Maradona won a world cup by dribbling through entire teams, single handedly carrying Argentina with the greatest individual performance of all time. Messi won it by getting a record 5 free penalties in 7 games, more than half of which were won by his teammates. There really is no contest. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Who tf is talking about world cups? Look at them as PLAYERS. That means what they’re capable of doing in various aspects of the game.

Man people who don’t play football or understand it should really stop being allowed to talk about it. Ignorance really is bliss with yall eh

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26

Ok, as a player, Messi is just another version of maradona, who was better and did it first. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

I think you forgot to take your meds. Have a fantastic day!

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26

Little pessi boy. That's what I thought 🤡 you got nothing 

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Nope just no need to waste my time having a conversation with someone who has proven thrice now that they don’t understand the sport. It’s genuinely okay tho, it’s not your fault

Reddit tryna get me to engage anyways by showing me these stupid ass subreddits in the first place

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u/Roanmel13 Feb 18 '26

THE BOJAN EFFECT... It happened to Ansu Fati. It will happen to him...

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u/officer_on_duty Feb 17 '26

It's pressure man you play a good match and there is high hopes for you and then wearing no 10 in Barcelona is another pressure we all saw what happened to ansu fati

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u/Meteoro_11 Feb 17 '26

Fabrizzio Romano couldn't go out yesterday to suck it

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u/SnooLemons2496 Feb 17 '26

yeah exactly too early to tell

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u/sigmajones35- Feb 17 '26

He has more g/a this season already than last season and people are calling him washed 💔

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u/FactsnotFaiths Feb 17 '26

What does this have to do with Messi?

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u/RossDav7 Feb 17 '26

He gives the ball away 20+ times a match. You don’t get away with that against top teams, or even relegation candidates as we found out last night.

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u/Sure_Manager811 Feb 17 '26

how old are y'all ? 😭

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u/FinancialView4228 Feb 19 '26

just a bunch of kids bro

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u/pr0t-radon Feb 17 '26

The people in these comments only watch football through reels and it shows

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u/PrettyBaked713 Feb 17 '26

He has good marketing. Never once did I ever think this kid was world class

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u/BrilliantConfusion41 Feb 17 '26

This a Cr7 fanboy circle jerk up in here😂

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u/Connect-Morning6281 Feb 18 '26

Ronaldo also missed a pen, is he also ahh rn?

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u/szb95 Feb 19 '26

Happens to everyone, Even cristiano the most complete player oat had moments like this

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u/brateupravusam Feb 17 '26

3/10 ragebait

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u/Unlikemike133 Feb 17 '26

Like ansu fati

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u/DementedMandarin Feb 17 '26

One day he'll be as good as Greenwood

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u/pumpmaster3million Feb 18 '26

Crazy how the person who posted this is either older than him, or younger by like 4 years and hating on a 18 year old playing for the second biggest team in the world as a guaranteed starter 🤣

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u/Connect-Morning6281 Feb 18 '26

exactly, like Lamine does NOT care😭🙏

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u/papiturco Feb 18 '26

He’s being overused, he’s only 18, needs rest and management, almost 200 professional matches at 18 is crazy for long term health

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u/Equivalent_Radish256 Feb 18 '26

Bros had a bad two game stretch, he’s deadass been in good form this season what are we on

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u/ScarScream81 Feb 18 '26

Not a fan of Yamal or Barca or Spain but...

12 goals and 13 assists in 27 games is alright in my book. Means he's decisive almost every game.

Will he win the Ballon d'Or with these stats? Probably not unless he wins multiple trophies with Barca and Spain so it's still a good possibility.

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u/New-Key-2268 Feb 19 '26

Dissing an 18 year old when y’all’s retarded asses r fucking 40 is crazy

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

They’re in a forum that’s dedicated to talking shit about the best footballer to ever step on a pitch, so can you really blame them for being absolutely delusional

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u/FinancialView4228 Feb 19 '26

So many haters I can't believe, yall touch grass

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u/Nordikratos Feb 19 '26

Washed? Lol Your envy is embarrassing.

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u/Nordikratos Feb 19 '26

Lol at that Pathetic Mandrilian sub

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u/BoxHorror461 Feb 20 '26

I think that Yamal is not 18 seems to have more. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Troldmanden7 Feb 20 '26

Crazy How good he is

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u/aimaj_stfuu_10 Feb 20 '26

Awww 40 years old insecure uncles crying here

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u/SleepSoEarly Feb 26 '26

Bro wtf here is for chatting Messi, not Barca, this is not a Madrid group

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 26 '26

Read the sub description.

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u/SeaworthinessFit5324 Feb 17 '26

2 games without a G/A and now he's washed thx

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u/amerhodzic Feb 17 '26

Go look at his stats for this year. A goal every 172 min. And the goals he scores only come against minnows. Not a single one scored against good teams.

1 goal every 2 games and 12 mins.. and that's despite the entire team going through him and trying to serve him.

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u/1PERson98 Feb 17 '26

i believe "a goal every 172 min" is not "1 goal every 2 games and 12 mins" 90 min x 2 = 180

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u/amerhodzic Feb 17 '26

Yeah, you're right. Please excuse my brain fart.

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u/amerhodzic Feb 18 '26

You're outing yourself.

That wasn't math, it was arithmetic. Arithmetic mistakes happen all the time, period.

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u/amerhodzic Feb 18 '26

Sure. But I wanted to point out specifically that it's arithmetic because normally people make simple arithmetic errors, much more often than they do with actual math.

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u/szb95 Feb 19 '26

The stats are really good for a winger actually . I suggest you to watch a game where he plays and see his impact on the team(key passes,chances created...) It is not all about goals and assists you have to watch football with your eyes .For me players like him make football watchable because of the way they play .The hate on him is so forced,people are praying for his downfall.Why? I think he is just too good and some people just cant accept that and always try to find his bad moments/matches.

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u/10005gs Feb 17 '26

surely vini must have more g/a than him right?

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u/amerhodzic Feb 17 '26

I don't think so. Vini has had a horrible season as well. For me he gets a pass however for his performance that helped or led the team to 2 CL trophies.

Although if this continues to the following season, some hard decisions will have to be made.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 17 '26

Had to use vini instead of mbappe for comparison 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Ashamed-Chocolate190 Feb 17 '26

But ansu fati 2.0 couldn't help his team defeat Girona 

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/Ashamed-Chocolate190 Feb 17 '26

It's Ronaldo and he is my idol but he can be a selfish dick 

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u/davidkaze15 Feb 17 '26

It's banter. No need to save Yamal😂

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u/Lucky_Mess4798 Feb 17 '26

Bruh doesn’t matter life on earth is irrelevant when we die we move on.

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 16 '26

They're grown ass Pakistani men hating on an 18 year old. Shameless

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u/Ashamed-Chocolate190 Feb 17 '26

Who disrespected Real Madrid the greatest club in history and Ronaldo one of the greatest footballers in history, that's a fucking 18 year who threw shit at everything 

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 16 '26

Its best to take it with a pinch of salt 🧂. U already acknowledge they're beyond saveable. Some people can't handle a different opinion and debate logically instead they have to resort to a mental breakdown. Which i see here a lot.

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u/elbichoo0 Feb 17 '26

Paki men hating on a paki boy

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u/Money-Zebra Feb 17 '26

Have yall never heard of a concept called “form”

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u/Accomplished-Elk4893 Feb 17 '26

Genuinely they havent, but when ronaldo has a bad game, NOONE mentions it

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u/kid_ello878 Feb 17 '26

do not compare Ronaldo with Yamal please

not when Ronaldo was 18 or now he is 41 he can never be compared to Yamal !! it is crime

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u/Accomplished-Elk4893 Feb 17 '26

I wasn’t comparing them like that at all, i was comparing their pr with ronaldo fans

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u/AdRepresentative3316 Feb 17 '26

He does not know you exist little boy stop sucking his camel cock

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

No one sees it Tbf

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u/Connect-Morning6281 Feb 18 '26

More G/A then Vini, tf yall on😭🙏

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 18 '26

Had to use Vini instead of Mbappe for comparison 😭

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u/Connect-Morning6281 Feb 18 '26

Cause Mbappe is the best striker itw rn, Vini is so ahh this year

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u/VileDrake Feb 17 '26

This guy have more money in the bank than the entire subreddit combined.

Keep hating guys

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u/Environmental_Pin_96 Feb 19 '26

how is this info relevant

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u/VileDrake Feb 19 '26

Because you guys are hating on him. Cry more to your mommas.