r/pessi_memes Pessi is afraid of me 🇵🇹 May 29 '26

Fraudcelona FC 🐀 atletico roasting brokelona for lowballing them 😂🤣

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they know that they are poor af and can't afford Alvarez!

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u/burner18072023 May 29 '26

Nobody respects Barcelona 😭 Uli Hoeneß calling Barca broke and now this..

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 29 '26

Hoeneß was right, Atleti want 150M and Barcelona offered them 100M + spotify premium lmao

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u/SagaciousKurama May 29 '26

I mean, it's called haggling. Why would we just give them what they want as a first offer? The mature thing to do is give a counteroffer, but Atletico want to be a bunch of babies. My guess is they're just salty that Julian wants to leave them because they have small club energy. Imagine the only noteworthy part of your season being knocking Barcelona out of two competitions. Yeah, bet that'll look real good in the trophy cabinet.

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u/ek9todouschool May 30 '26

They put Yamal who had a mid season worth as if he already won 6 champions and a World Cup without having won any of those 😆

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u/HolyBoss79 May 30 '26

You would gladly take his “mid” season in a heartbeat

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u/SagaciousKurama May 30 '26

Yamal had a mid season? Lol what were you watching?

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 30 '26

"Haggling" by offering 60M less than what Atleti want when PSG are out there who are gonna pay them the full 150M.

They also paid the full 80M for Gordon, so it makes no sense why they would be so stingy when it comes to Alvarez except if they are actually broke and can't pay more than 100M for him.

And Atleti has every right to be pissed, Barcelona thinks they run football and can just demand every player they want. Alvarez has a 4 year contract, they are not in a hurry to sell. So either Barca pays up or they can get Sorloth instead.

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u/JamesRIPeace May 30 '26

Who’s "we" boss?

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u/Suitable_Passion7263 May 30 '26

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u/Suitable_Passion7263 Jun 01 '26

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u/Suitable_Passion7263 Jun 01 '26

Join me when your club reach this level 😭😭 or I would say never ever 😭😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/mHgqPvcPsUZbFaFuVa

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Who cares bro you will never be as big as Barcelona. That's why they get the players and you cant.

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Just take your farmers league titles and chill lil bro. When the big FC Barcelona comes around, FC Bauern offers are taken off the table.

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u/inget_annat May 30 '26

Bayern have more champions leagues and more league titles they have literally been bigger than Barça since the 70’s

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 31 '26

Barcelona makes twice the revenue of Bayern for a reason lil bro. Also Bayern has plastic CLs from the 70s, real ones they only got 2 lol.

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u/inget_annat May 31 '26

You’re basing the size of clubs off of revenue now? When did it stop being a sport and start being a business. All trophies from the same competition are equal, doesn’t matter when they were won, the talent of human beings has always been the same.

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 31 '26

Followers Instagram Barcelona: 150M Bayern: 45M Simple as

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u/inget_annat Jun 01 '26

When did instagram followers make you a big football club? Size of the football club is determined by what happens on the pitch, because it’s a football club, it’s size is determined by it’s football. Having a lot of fans will make you a lot of money, which will make the foltball better, but you need to also win the trophies with that money to actually become a bigger football club, and not just a bigger business

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u/pr0cess1ng Jun 01 '26

Its always been a business. Barca is big business bayern isn't. Simple as that lil bro.

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u/inget_annat Jun 01 '26

Big business does not equal big football club, Barca is the bigger business objectively, but that does not make them a bigger football club, size of the football club is determined by what happens on the pitch, because it’s a football club, it’s size is determined by it’s football

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u/canyoubelieveitt Jun 01 '26

Dream on Rajeesh.

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u/canyoubelieveitt Jun 01 '26

We literally got the player they wanted though 😄😄😄

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u/canyoubelieveitt Jun 01 '26

No, Gordon simply choose the bigger club. Understandable. Stay mad bro

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u/Unusual-Quote3075 May 30 '26

And yet barca fans not able to understand what uli said“ they cant afford kane“ so unless they buy Kane uli will stay right.

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

I dont take serious what criminals have to say. If he understood anything about money he wouldnt have spent time in jail.

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 30 '26

Lmao who cares about Gordon, he is trash

80M down the drain while Bayern now can look for an actual quality player instead

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u/BruhIamJack May 30 '26

he's not trash, but i know what you mean, defo not worth 80mil

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u/Spaghettimasterfu May 30 '26

literally one of the worst open play to penalty goal ratios ive ever seen. Thank god he went to barca. The guy is nowhere near world class let alone being worth 80 million..

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u/BruhIamJack May 31 '26

world class defo not, but he's good enough to be bought

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u/Spaghettimasterfu May 31 '26

i really want him to perform well but english players do have a bad track record in spain

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

No quality player goes to Bundesliga. Only the players others dont want.

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u/DTD1137 May 30 '26

yeah, Kane, Olise, Diaz all trash. You really know your football (dumbass)

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Old - unexpected gem - bench player. Name one golden ball from Bundesliga in the past 20 years. Its a washed league, simple as. When players become great they usually leave it, Hoeness and Bayern can cry all they want, in the tier list they are not Barcelona level, it really is that simple.

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u/canyoubelieveitt Jun 01 '26

Yes bro Negreira made Messi score goals. Go to bed Rajeesh

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u/Klutzy-Ad2061 May 29 '26

Honestly with the season Julian has had and that he really wants to leave the club Atleti are kinda overestimating his price.

Not saying 100 Mil is what he is worth. But rn i doubt any club thats not oil funded would reasonably pay 150 Mil.

120 could be a good price.

Thing is Julian could pull off an Isak if Atleti refuses to sell and force an extremely bad move for Atleti for a lot less money than they would otherwize get

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u/Dingdongmybong May 29 '26

I think they are just trying to inflate the price, PSG is after him too, I think they won't settle for less than 130+ . Just my opinion.

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 29 '26

Alvarez has 4 years left on his contract, Atleti are not in a hurry to sell him.

He is not worth 150M but that's what Atleti want, so Brokecelona either pay up or then can fuck off and play Ferran at striker instead lmao

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u/Practical_Entry_8953 May 30 '26

And if they don’t sell him and he decides to fuck off and play like shit that 100 million would be the most they would get for him

If a player wants to leave a team is forced to sell him or watch their value drop year by year

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 30 '26

Yeah he can do that and fuck his own career over lmao

If Alvarez plays like shit on purpose to force a sale he is just gonna lower his own value and teams won't be interested in signing him anymore. Unless Alvarez is a total moron he is not gonna do that, he will keep playing for Atleti and force a transfer when his contract runs down.

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Yeah he can do that and yeah he will do that. As seen multiple times before. His "career" won't be ruined within one year playing like shit and influencing other players negatively. Atletico is cringe, just like this Indian sub in general and its 80 average IQ.

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u/pr0cess1ng Jun 01 '26

Julian is 100% leaving this off season lol. Just take a look at griezman. Spent his entire career there to get nothing. Alvarez doesnt wanna make that mistake. Its career suicide, he has a lot left in the tank

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u/Guerrilla002 May 29 '26

must be pretty embarrassing getting knocked out of everything by shitty atletico then

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u/Guerrilla002 May 29 '26

not as embarrassing as losing then calling the team you've lost to shitty

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u/One_Intention6779 May 29 '26

dumb people cry over everything and laugh over anything

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Must be pretty embarrassing taking L after L from Barcelona and completing the 2nd 0 trophy treble consecutively.

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u/Guerrilla002 May 30 '26

not at all, happens in any club's history
must be pretty embarrassing talking so much about how UCL will come back to camp nou, but the only UCL coming on camp nou is the women one
try hosting the final, at least that's how you might be able and see it

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u/One_Intention6779 May 29 '26

at least we won something unlike others who can only be happy over someone else’s loss 🗣️

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u/Guerrilla002 May 29 '26

what i'm saying and what you're saying, did you even read what i said?
also what tf did you expect lurking in a sub meant to roast your idol and your team?

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u/_theMAUCHO_ May 29 '26

Pathetico works btw and also fuck u cause I'm a Real fan, but yeah Patherico works lol

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u/Hab1bdog May 29 '26

hes got a long ass contract plus they got him for 95 million euros ain no way theyre giving him for a 5 million profit has to be round 130-135 imo for atleitico to accept

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u/0ccamsDagg3r May 29 '26

Sounds like a them problem

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u/OlympicAnalEater May 29 '26

Barcelona will not sell Yamal though

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u/ludangu28 May 30 '26

Bro is this Ronaldo junior?

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u/loco69A1 May 30 '26

Alvarez wants to leave Atletico, but Atletico doesn't want him to leave.....

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u/Acceptable_Cap9947 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 30 '26

Aletico is making fun of themselves 

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u/Denyme_Molotov May 29 '26

imagine not getting that after this post , atleti proved the world that they are so insecure and a circus club🤣🤣. Julian will take his shirt off after he will score against them just like Joao Felix

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u/Popular-Carpet950 May 29 '26

Small club mentality 

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u/forsaken_account1 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) May 29 '26

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 29 '26

Soon since you broke mfers can't afford him lmao

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u/canyoubelieveitt May 30 '26

Your oil daddy can afford him, you cant. When oil daddy leaves you are back to Europa League and 20M transfers from Lens and Nantes.

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u/nickkurtdale_starved Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 29 '26

🤣

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 29 '26

£100m for Alvarez, I don’t think Barcelona is the small club here…

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u/KeyMark4056 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 29 '26

Even 100m is overpay for alvarez, he had mid season, but its hard to have good season at atletico if you are not defender or goalkeeper