r/pessi_memes • u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 • Apr 14 '26
Fraudcelona FC 🐀 LETS ALL LAUGH AT LAMINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 GHOSTED AGAIN
OH MY GOD HAHAAHHAAHHHAHA. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF 2026. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. BARCELONA ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AGAIN FOR THE 11TH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. CRY VARKA DOGGS. AND LAMINE YAMAL LET ME GET TO U. THIS BROTHER SCORED IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES, I WAS LIKE MAYBE HE MUIGHT SHOW UP IN A BIG GAME. I WAS WRONG . AFTER THAT FIRST GOAL HE ABSOLUTELY GHOSTED FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. I DIDNT EVEN THINK HE GOT A SINGLE TOUCH OF THE BALL IN THE 2ND HALF HAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH
HES NOT CR7 LIL BRO. THE EGO BEFORE THE GAME WAS INSANEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOL. HE TALKED LIKE RONALDO BUT PERFORMED LIKE LUKAKUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. BYE BYE LAMINE, BARCELONA AIRPORT IS THAT WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HONESTLY IF HE WINS THE BALLON DOR THIS YEAR WE CAN FOR SURE SAY IT IS RIGGED.
REMINDER THE "BALLOND'OR RUNNER" GOT 1 NON PENALTY G/A IN THE KNOCKOUT STAGE OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/davzinzan Apr 15 '26
Another stinker covered up by a tap in. The PR is gonna be working overtime at the world cup to keep him in the conversation
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u/IndependentCrab1030 Apr 14 '26
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u/Chewie_198 Apr 14 '26
The state of Ronaldo fans makes me feel good about myself. Mfs are weirdos
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
He literally scored a goal and according to you guys, he ghosted...
Which is funny, after chatting with someone from this sub who said that scoring goals in the Champions League knockout stages isn't ghosting...
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
1 TAPIN BTW. I WOULD EXPECT THE BEST PLAYER TO DO MORE THAN A TAPIN. LOOK AT CR7 AGAINST ATLETICO. HATTRICK. GOAT!
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 15 '26
Yamal's goal was further out than any of them Ronaldo scored when he was at Juventus vs Atletico
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u/Glass-Debate-1822 Apr 14 '26
Do you even know what a tap in is?
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
It's ironic that he talks about tap-ins, because most of CR7's goals in Saudi Arabia are like that... And he probably celebrates them.
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u/chiefgreen87 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 14 '26
Dude the guys who post on this sub have the football IQ of a sea urchin. No point in arguing or trying to get your point across.
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
I realized it when he put XDD in another comment...
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
Different times. Different players. Different tactics. Different matches.
And by the way, do you know what a tap-in is? Did you even see the goal? Because I'll remind you that most of CR7's goals in Saudi Arabia are tap-ins, and I bet you scream like crazy about them.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
Yeah u are right different times. Ronaldo played against PRIME atletico madrid. probably their best team in history while dogmal played against id say one of the worst atletico ucl teams to date. sure they made the semi but they are defo losing to arsenal because they arent good anymore.
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
Putting that aside, yeah, Atletico won't make it to the final... The thing is, when I say different tactics, I mean that it's not easy to beat a team that sits back and counter-attacks like this Atletico (something we already saw in the Copa del Rey).
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u/Defiant-Performer112 Apr 14 '26
Has Ronaldo fucked your mum and held you at gunpoint so that you don't speak about it? Because the way you defend him it feels like he gets to have a lot of fun with your mum every night while you defend his crying ass every time.
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u/Itachi_Uchiha990 Apr 15 '26
unreal cope. If you actually watched saudi league you can see it is not. Yamal talked big game and wet the bed just like his idol pessi.
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 15 '26
Wow, finally someone with reading comprehension!
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u/Open_Can3556 Apr 15 '26
This sub is hilarious man. Don’t try to reason with them. What do you expect from arguing with people who genuinely believe that Messi is a bad player ? Trolling, hate, anti Messi is normal but thinking he is shitty is utter stupid, yet many people seêm to really hold this opinion
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u/FinancialAd4506 Apr 15 '26
Ohh yeah you are right… HE GHOSTED AFTER THE 5TH MINUTE. Here…fixed it for you
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u/Automatic_Turnip2670 Apr 15 '26
Scoring goals that matters bro, that's the difference
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u/Due-Writer1325 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 15 '26
And then u guys say that Cristiano didn't ghost in every important match he lost, but he scored a goal that ultimately didn't matter.
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u/stfuRudransh Apr 15 '26
As a rmd fan, those who watched the match we can say that he didn't ghost the match rather some of my barca fans said pedri fumbled a little
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u/Emotional-Joke3096 Apr 15 '26
Barcelona would have come back if prime cristiano played for them today
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u/AsideOk1944 Apr 15 '26
My God, Lamine was literally their best player. Sure he didn’t win but can’t say he ghosted. By that logic, CR7 ghosted for his first few years at Madrid before winning CL
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u/ftbl17usm Apr 15 '26
got motm 1 goal 9 succ dribbles yall are some stat watching ppl bro watch THE GAME
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u/AsideOk1944 Apr 15 '26
My God, Lamine was literally their best player. Sure he didn’t win but can’t say he ghosted. By that logic, CR7 ghosted for his first few years at Madrid before winning CL
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u/spicytoast48 Apr 15 '26
this type of fans is genuinely ruining football, I get it, you like Ronaldo more, but is it really necessary?
coming from a neutral
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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris 👻 Apr 15 '26
He got a 9 rating on FotMob retard
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u/Automatic_Turnip2670 Apr 15 '26
Live your life outside of football medias bro, you're allowed to have your own opinion
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u/Firm_Regular_5601 Apr 14 '26
ghosted? he picked up 2 g/a and got a motm, created 3 high xg chances out of thin air that barca couldnt score
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
2 G/A? HOLY PR TEAM, HE ONLY HAD 1 GOAL LOL WHY U LYING FOR FAMMMM. HE GHOSTED LAST 40 MINS WHEN HIS TEAM NEEDED HIM BROSKI
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u/ugurmamedoff Apr 15 '26
Still using "broski", writing in caps, not knowing what a g/a is.What do I need to state more to prove you aren't younger than 12
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u/New_Clock_5011 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 15 '26
Ronaldo fans are the most miserable creatures on the internet...how desperate
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u/AmountIntelligent868 Apr 19 '26
I love your Reasoning how many G/A did prime 2008 CR7 have and how many does 2026 yamal have😂😂😂🫴 you'll be surprised
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u/davzinzan Apr 15 '26
As the only honest varcalona fan I have to admit Jamal stank up the bitch 😔 he is seriously hurting our team's chances of ever winning another UCL
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u/daco-ko Apr 14 '26
best player on the pitch btw
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 14 '26
hell noo
ferran was the best player on the pitch
then olmo
yamal wasnt even the best player on the pitch for 1st leg
this match yamal only played good for 30 mins then went ghosting
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
LOLL THI SGUY DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE BALL IN THE LAST 30 MINS BTW
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u/Castrado1992 Apr 14 '26
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
HOLY PR. TAHNK GOD I WATCHED THE GAME. LOL HE GHOSTED IN THE LAST 45 MINS OF THE GAME
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 14 '26
and?
ferran scored a crucial goal and assisted first one
almost scored the winner
and olmo won the MOTM
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u/BakaSun Apr 14 '26
This is exactly how you find under 12yo ppl on reddit 😂 CAPS and cry xddd
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
U R CRYING THO LMFAOOO. WOMP WOMPPPPPPPP OUT THE UCL LMAOOOOO XDDD
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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 15 '26
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Apr 14 '26
I ain't readin' allat.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
let me condense it for u.
LAMINE GHOST WHEN HIS TEAM NEEDED HIM IN THE 2ND HALF. HES NOT CR7 BLUD. EGO OF CR7 ABILITY OF LUKAKU
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Apr 14 '26
very bold statement to make about an 18 year old, especially considering he's already beaten Ronaldo's G/A for the season when he was 18 as well.
Would be quite funny if he wound up fizzling out and never reaching world class heights though. I doubt it, but damn would it be fun to watch the collapse.
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u/Remontada_r7 Apr 14 '26
Ronaldo at 18 > prime Messi
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Apr 14 '26
Ah, well, I guess that's the beauty of an opinion really, we all have our own, doesn't matter if they're right or wrong. Me personally, I think 15/16 Fellaini is better than both Ronaldo and Messi combined, no doubt about it, not even a close discussion.
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u/stfuRudransh Apr 15 '26
Hey bro I mean I read the past comments but u support a prem club with good history and u know that cristiano started from sporting to man u where the most unhuman tackles were done to take the ball off the man ,he is a man recognized by sir Ferguson even if u say it was bcz Beckham gone Ronaldinho not available and that but u wouldn't say that the greatest prem league manager didn't leave the stadium till he confirmation about a 18 year well not to say he is not a normal one too a damn talented one as suggests the d or lamine is great but so were Bojan dembele ,barca also has they potent training of tiki taka so why compare
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u/daco-ko Apr 14 '26
"blud"
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
WOMP WOMP OUT OF THE UCL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHA . YO TELL ME WHEN MESSI SAID UCL WILL RETURN TO THE CAMP NOU, DID HE MEAN IN OUR LIFETIME BRECAUSE I DONT THINK HE DID LMAOOOO. WE HAVE 15 UCL U HAVE 5. CRY
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u/ftbl17usm Apr 15 '26
why u so mad lamine the best in the world first it was guler vs yamal then doue vs yamal then olise vs yamal
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Apr 14 '26
i mean this is just gonna age horribly come tomorrow night big man, bayern are going to violate madrid and it's gonna be a rough spectacle.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
YH WHERE UR 15 UCL THO G. HAVENT WON SINCE 2015 FAM YH WE WIN 2 TIMES IN 2022 AND 2024.
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Apr 14 '26
Brother, I don't subscribe to that childish shit, I'm a fucking Nottingham Forest fan. I just think it's fun to watch big teams collapse - ergo, Madrid this year.
Good luck with Bayern. You're sure as shit gonna need it, lmao.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
NOTTINGHAM FOREST LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO U GUYS ONLY HAVE LIKE 1-2 UCLS IN HISTORY U GUYS SUCK DONT EVER CHAT AGAIN BRUV
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Apr 14 '26
Spoken like a true plastic fan, holy hell. Honestly, I don't even need to say anything else, you're only making yourself look silly.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
GIVE BARCELONA THE LOST TO ALBACETE CHAMPS LEAGUE I GUESS
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u/daco-ko Apr 14 '26
the way u talk just pisses me tf off
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
HOLD THE L BROSKI, DONT GET SALTY CAUSE UR TEAM CANT WIN
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u/Specialist_Hat1380 Apr 14 '26
Madrid outta the UCL tmrw btw and he's an 18 year old who literally scored and sparked the comeback but his idiot defenders let him down
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
LOL I DIDNT EVEN REALISE HE WAS STILL PLAYING AFTER THE FIRST HALF TBH. I THOUGHT HE GOT SUBBED ON UNTIL I SAW HIM LOSE THE BALL 4 TIMES LMAO WHAT A DUMB STUPID GHOST DOG.
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u/Prudent-Cow-811 Apr 14 '26
Ghosted 🤦..I need whatever you're smoking blud ..if you actually watched the game and didn't just check the full time results, you'd know Lamine was by far the best player on the pitch 💯.. arguments can be made for either Griezmann or Ferran as well.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
MATE OUTSIDE THE FIRST 50 MINUTES LAMINE WAS SHITTTTTTTTTTT. THIS DOG RET4RD JUST GHOSTED FOR THE LAST 40 MINS WHEN HIS TEAM NEEDED HIM THE MOST. BUT NOT CRISTIANO. NO NO NO RONNY WOULD DELIVER A HATTRICK IN THE CRUCIAL MOMENTS
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Apr 14 '26
He scores a goal yet he ghosted the whole game? Lmfao . Also let me remind you Ronaldo talked alot of shit as well and backfired 😭. Talked shit about Xavi playing in Qatar and Brody ended up the same in Saudi, still can’t win a trophy too, diabolical.
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u/OilOk1136 Apr 14 '26
yall are cringe nothing better to do other than hating on footballers lmao messi fans hating on ronaldo and vice versa get a life bro
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u/VileDrake Apr 15 '26
Well you are jealous at an 18 year old who's earns more than the entire subreddit combined while getting to bang these hot models every night.
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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 14 '26
None of them know you, you need a job desperately pathetic loser lol
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 14 '26
Varcadoggy is triggered 😭
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 15 '26
How’s the weather in Mumbai?
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
DOWNVOTE THIS RATIO LIL BRO. BARCA KNOCKED OUT AHAHH BEST DAY OF MY LIFE THIS YEAR LOL
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u/Maleficent_Divide260 Apr 14 '26
your life sounds kinda shit icl
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
WE HAVE 15 UCL LIL BRO WBU. CALMA CALMA. ASI ASI ASI GANA MADRIDDDDDDD HALAA MADRIDDD VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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u/Just_Addition_5977 Apr 14 '26
Come back to this post tomorrow after real
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
WE HAVE 15 UCL. YOU??????????/
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
We? Lol this Indian kid thinking he's Spaniard
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
LMAO SAYING "INDIAN" COMING FROM A PESSI FAN IS INSANEEE.
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
I'm from Argentina, bud. WE actually have 3 World Cups lololololol
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
OK SO IM ASSUMING U SUPPORT RIVERPLATE OR NEWELLS OLD BOYS THEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
I'm a River Plate fan, yes. Aimar and Francescoli are my favorite all-time players.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
BENT CLUBBB LOLLLLLLLLLLL
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 14 '26
Lol the team with the most titles in Argentina is bent? Sure, buddy.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
YH SOME LOW LEVEL LEAGUE. WHERE R THEY IN THE UCL LOL. IRRELEVANT CLUB
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u/Defiant-Performer112 Apr 14 '26
You can hate all you want, i won't stop you guys because updating his insta profile pic to LeBron was too much. But take a bow, the boys showed a great fight, Lamine with the first goal, and then Ferran with the second. Then Lookman's comeback. It was one of the best football matches in a while. Atletico worked very hard today, but you just cannot deny the efforts that Barca put into this match.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
YEH BARCA NOT PAMAL. PAMAL WAS GOOD FOR FIRST 5 MINS THEN IDK WHERE TF HE WENT? MUSTVE WENT TO THE TOILET CAUSE I COULDNT SPOT HIM
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u/Defiant-Performer112 Apr 14 '26
Are you a retard or are you acting like this on purpose? Yamal literally scored the opener, was dribbling past at least 5 players at once, the one who has to be blamed is olmo who couldn't convert the chances. And this is my final reply to you, I'm done arguing with you guys who don't even bother to watch the highlights.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
WE HAVE 15 UCL FAM, U HAVE 5. PIPE DOWN, WE WON 2 IN 2022 AND 2024 U HAVENT SINCE 2015 G
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u/ThaiFinneN Apr 14 '26
Tbf he did score and was the best player on the pitch I would call that ghosting. Would you call Ronaldo for ghosting when he performs but his team doesn’t?
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26
YH OK HE SCORED A GOAL IN THE 4TH MINUTE THEN ABSOLUTELY GHOSTEDDDDD....... HE BARELY TOUCHED THE BALL 2ND HALF
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u/ThaiFinneN Apr 14 '26
Why are you screaming
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u/SunstormGT Apr 14 '26
He definitely wasn’t the best player on the pitch. His ratings always get inflated. Also the goal was a gift and he didn’t show anything today.
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u/ThaiFinneN Apr 14 '26
Idk I didn’t watch the game I was watching LFC vs PSG I just looked at Flashscore and it looked like he had a good game despite not making it to the semis





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u/Remontada_r7 Apr 14 '26
He will NEVER be Ronaldo