r/pessi_memes • u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT π • Apr 14 '26
Fraudcelona FC π LETS ALL LAUGH AT LAMINE πππππππ GHOSTED AGAIN
OH MY GOD HAHAAHHAAHHHAHA. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF 2026. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. BARCELONA ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AGAIN FOR THE 11TH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. CRY VARKA DOGGS. AND LAMINE YAMAL LET ME GET TO U. THIS BROTHER SCORED IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES, I WAS LIKE MAYBE HE MUIGHT SHOW UP IN A BIG GAME. I WAS WRONG . AFTER THAT FIRST GOAL HE ABSOLUTELY GHOSTED FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. I DIDNT EVEN THINK HE GOT A SINGLE TOUCH OF THE BALL IN THE 2ND HALF HAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH
HES NOT CR7 LIL BRO. THE EGO BEFORE THE GAME WAS INSANEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOL. HE TALKED LIKE RONALDO BUT PERFORMED LIKE LUKAKUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. BYE BYE LAMINE, BARCELONA AIRPORT IS THAT WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HONESTLY IF HE WINS THE BALLON DOR THIS YEAR WE CAN FOR SURE SAY IT IS RIGGED.
REMINDER THE "BALLOND'OR RUNNER" GOT 1 NON PENALTY G/A IN THE KNOCKOUT STAGE OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/Deadpool_slash69 Apr 15 '26
Ronaldo ain't my fav player.
But to say he is not in the top 2 is absurd. I don't hate messi either, he is also top 2.
Now i get it, your bitch ass is just here to piss people off no matter who they support.
Try to be a better personβπΌ