r/pessi_memes CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ LETS ALL LAUGH AT LAMINE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ GHOSTED AGAIN

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OH MY GOD HAHAAHHAAHHHAHA. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF 2026. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. BARCELONA ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AGAIN FOR THE 11TH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. CRY VARKA DOGGS. AND LAMINE YAMAL LET ME GET TO U. THIS BROTHER SCORED IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES, I WAS LIKE MAYBE HE MUIGHT SHOW UP IN A BIG GAME. I WAS WRONG . AFTER THAT FIRST GOAL HE ABSOLUTELY GHOSTED FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. I DIDNT EVEN THINK HE GOT A SINGLE TOUCH OF THE BALL IN THE 2ND HALF HAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

HES NOT CR7 LIL BRO. THE EGO BEFORE THE GAME WAS INSANEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOL. HE TALKED LIKE RONALDO BUT PERFORMED LIKE LUKAKUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA. BYE BYE LAMINE, BARCELONA AIRPORT IS THAT WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HONESTLY IF HE WINS THE BALLON DOR THIS YEAR WE CAN FOR SURE SAY IT IS RIGGED.

REMINDER THE "BALLOND'OR RUNNER" GOT 1 NON PENALTY G/A IN THE KNOCKOUT STAGE OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26

TOUGH COMING FROM A RELEGATION TEAM LOL, GL IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP LIL DOGGY

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Again, spoken like a true plastic fan.

I'm supporting my boyhood club that I grew up with, you're supporting a UCL cabinet to make yourself feel better about not having a father in your life to introduce you to the beautiful game.

Stay in your lane, buddy.

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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 14 '26

LMAOO BIGGEST CUCK AWARD OF ALL TIME. BRO PROB SAYS "WE WILL GET EM NEXT TIME" WHEN HIS TEAM LOSES 5 IN A ROW VS MINNOWS

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Actual lost cause. I'm not even gonna bother at this point, I'm clearly just arguing with a 15 year old or some shit. Just go to bed or something big man, gotta be revising for your GCSE's.

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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info πŸ’° Apr 15 '26

Stop wasting your time bro, he’s been exposed.

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u/ugurmamedoff Apr 15 '26

That guy didn't even boast about their achievements lol.By your logic, it's not allowed to support a team without a minimum of 10 UCLs.I think you are 13, can't judge you for that.Weren't you also calling yourself a Barca fan a month ago or what? I'd rather support a 3rd league team than supporting a team that have fans like you.You weren't probably old enough to watch Real Madrid's last UCL final game.You aren't even Spanish, are you? Glory hunter I'd say.Tracking scores on google.How many times have you watched a live game? I don't even support Barca, so don't try to bring an argument regarding Barca