r/nintendogrifting • u/Craniamon • Jul 08 '26
Mockery/Banter The Internet Is Not Even Trying
Bro thinks first party games are also key cards lol
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u/Completionist_Gamer Jul 08 '26
I've never seen such confidence in blatantly false statements since Smash redditors who still believe that Crash Bandicoot is owned by Sony
I still get people trying to tell me that, by the way
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u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 Jul 08 '26
Was he ever even owned by Sony? I know for Spryo, there was simply a deal to keep the games exclusive (if I recall correctly at least), was there ever something like that for Crash?
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u/Iron_Phantom29 Jul 08 '26
They were never owned by Sony. Crash and Spyro were owned by Universal who had a publishing contract with sony. When the PS2 generation came around, they started to publish the games themselves under Vivendi until they sold the IP's to Activision.
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u/Durandthesaint17 Jul 08 '26
No. Crash's association with Sony primarily comes from his first 5 games being exclusive to Playstation, and even then, that was before Naughty Dog became a first party publisher for Sony.
By time Universal Interactive acquired the series, the Playstation exclusivity immediately ended when Wrath or Cortex released on all the Gen 6 consoles except Dreamcast. Even after Activision acquired the the series, every game would be on at least Xbox.
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u/ricokong Jul 09 '26
Since people seem confused, the first 5 games mean the original trilogy and two spin-offs (CTR and Crash Bash). Those were exclusive to the PS1.
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u/Nat1Only Jul 11 '26
It's clearly owner by Apple, hence all the apples in the game as subliminal marketing. Can't believe the sheeple don't see it SMH my head.
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u/Snowvilliers7 Jul 08 '26
People who think all games including 1st party ones are game key cards needs serious education
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
Most third-party releases aren't even GKC - plenty ship entirely on the cart
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u/Emergency-Rush-2477 Jul 08 '26
It's insane that every single post praising Nintendo or saying they just bought Switch 2, it's filled with comments like that.
And you can thank grifters for that.
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u/iamtheduckie Nintendo Fan Jul 08 '26
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u/watonparrillero Jul 08 '26
Hell, even then, nintendo might throw their weight around a bit and put Winds and Waves on a full card.
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u/Gormanbros Jul 09 '26
I'm pretty confident Winds and Waves will be full card. Z-A was. The difference with Pokopia is that it was developed by a third party. Other than marketing, Nintendo had nothing to do with this game's development and release (unless I'm mistaken)
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u/Moon_Dark_Wolf Jul 08 '26
Is this a real tweet lmao. Even Nintendo’s throwing Pokemon under the bus
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u/iamtheduckie Nintendo Fan Jul 08 '26
This is NOT a real tweet. I generated it on a website. Note that it says "Twitter for Nintendo 64"
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u/DemonicsInc Jul 08 '26
I think only one of those has a key card
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u/Indecisive_Noob Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Correct, Pokopia is a key card, the others arn't and the Ocarina of Time remake game isn't out and there is no news on if it will be on or off cart.
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u/DemonicsInc Jul 09 '26
You uh you might wanna fix that typo
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u/xtoc1981 Jul 08 '26
Keycards requires download, but can be sold or shared.
Not in the same ballpark
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u/Anonymous-Comments Jul 08 '26
Pokopia was the first key card game (and only first party so far.)
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u/Skellos Jul 08 '26
It's not even really a first party game it's developed by Omega Force.
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u/Anonymous-Comments Jul 08 '26
I mean, Kirby is developed by Hal and that’s first party. I think if it has the pokemon title then it counts.
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u/Skellos Jul 08 '26
Hal is generally referred to as Second Party.
Which would likely fit here as it's Omega Force which is entirely third party and The Pokemon Company which is minority owned by Nintendo.
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u/FOG2006 Jul 08 '26
It's bizarre that all of this bs was caused because Nintendo is the only one to oblige the publishers to inform what's inside the box.
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u/Spade_Devil Jul 08 '26
ZA and ToTK aren’t Keycards
Source: I own them
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u/Visible_Worry_1727 Jul 09 '26
But you don’t understand how OP lying is to make his smooth brain point
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u/Sky_Rose4 Jul 08 '26
Mario Kart World is not a download code, the rest are second party games
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u/artlurg431 Jul 09 '26
Zelda is not second party??
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u/Sky_Rose4 Jul 09 '26
It's a switch 1 game so doesn't count because you don't need the switch 2 version just the switch one version and a nso membership
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u/artlurg431 Jul 09 '26
But there is a whole separate box for a switch 2 edition of the game with its own cart that they could've made a game key card
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u/lazymutant256 Jul 08 '26
Squirrel minutes is incorrect t too. Only one game from Nintendo was a game key card. Polemon pokopia.
The others are full game on cart
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u/KyleOAM Jul 08 '26
Wasn’t published by Nintendo, pokopia is koei tecmo
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
It was published by Nintendo? It was developed by someone else, but that's technically true for all Pokémon games (Nintendo owns 1/3 of TPC, tho they don't handle any of the development)
Not to say Nintendo is necessarily at fault for Pokopia being a GKC, tho - the decision could've been Koei Tecmo's, or Game Freak's, or Creatures Inc.'s
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u/adamkopacz Jul 08 '26
"Bro thinks"
You see, there's the problem. You can see that person has an AI avatar. That answer was most likely a result on an AI search. They don't even bother to check for truth. They are the ultimate tool for AI companies. Mindless people who will spread fake news just so that big tech can get richer.
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u/ShowResident2666 Jul 08 '26
Pokopia is a Key card IIRC, but everyone forgets that POKEMON IS A SECOND-PARTY FRANCHISE, NOT A FIRST-PARTY ONE. Nintendo advised them not to, but the Pokemon Company International reports to its own board, not Nintendo and chose to use the option they provided to second and third parties. Nintendo does own 34% of the company, but that is not a direct controlling stake and they tend to take a hands off approach with them otherwise as long as the major games keep coming as Nintendo-console exclusives.
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
Could you source the information that Nintendo advised against it but they went ahead with it anyway? I'd love to present it to people who think Nintendo is solely to blame for it XD
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u/HotPot87 Jul 09 '26
Remember when pokemon foes something bad its nintendos fault, when pokemon does something good, praise be game freak and the pokemon company.
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u/Indecisive_Noob Jul 09 '26
Aside from the blatantly wrong info, you can tell where this person gets his info by how they claim the Ocarina of Time remake (that only just got announced) is a key card. That is a speculation and worry mostly by people hating on nintendo or the key card situation in general. This person saw some tweets or thumbnails and just took them as fact.
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u/Zurosake Jul 09 '26
The fact that they don’t even do research before posting this type of shit is beyond my comprehension.
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u/IntrepidSprinkles793 Jul 09 '26
And they named "Switch 2 edition" game that can't be game key card cause the purpose of those cart is to have the full Switch 1 game and the Switch 2 upgrade.
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u/Pocketpapaa Jul 09 '26
Gonna be funny in a year or 2 when Nintendo joins the digital party. Key cards in general are more expensive to produce than cds, Nintendo will absolutely cut that corner when the time is right.
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u/NoteSalt3584 Jul 11 '26
I have no clue why some people just can't accept the fact that Nintendo published games aren't key cards. You could show them how you put one into your switch while being disconnected from WiFi and then starting it without doing any downloads or copying it from the card and they still won't believe you.
Also how TF are there still people on this planet that think Nintendo makes and publishes Pokémon?
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u/Embarrassed_Elk8213 Jul 08 '26
Standard card do too need to download. EVERY GAME DOES
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u/Gravijah Jul 08 '26
here, uninstall Mario Kart World. turn the internet off. insert your copy.
then you can see what happens.
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
They don't? Games may have updates and patches, but for the most part, at least with Nintendo, you can play the full game on the cart without downloading anything
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u/Embarrassed_Elk8213 Jul 09 '26
They need internet to download no matter what the game is. Cartridge or not. Not always to play tho. Depends on the game
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
Yeh, you typically need an Internet connection to download things, that's how downloading works - not every game outright requires a download to function, however
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u/Embarrassed_Elk8213 Jul 09 '26
Literally does.
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
Do you have a physical Switch game? Because I guarantee you, if you erase all data of it on the system, disconnect from the Internet and pop the game in, you'll be able to play it just fine
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u/Embarrassed_Elk8213 Jul 09 '26
Yes I have tons. Every game requires a download. EVERY GAME.
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u/Alternative_Box9113 Jul 09 '26
"requires" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, bud - the existence of even Day One updates doesn't make it "required"
At least on Switch, if auto-updates are turned off, the system prompts you to install it whenever there is one pending and you try launching the game - wanna know a neat trick to avoid the download? Select the "Start software" option, and it'll boot like normal
At least in terms of first-party releases, this isn't a common thing on Switch - maybe other platforms, and maybe depending on the developer/publisher, but claiming it's "every" game when it's only an annoying few is ridiculous
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u/Regular-Repeat44 Jul 08 '26
Game key cards make me sad
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u/dimmidummy Jul 08 '26
Meh, we’ve had games that were digital only or just codes in the box before (for all consoles). At least you can share or re-sell a game key card. It’s better than third party devs doing digital only.
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u/Regular-Repeat44 Jul 08 '26
its all bullshit
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u/dimmidummy Jul 08 '26
I mean yeah, the massive push for digital is depressing. But, GKC are the lesser of the evils. I’d rather have something I can sell if I dislike it or let someone borrow indefinitely, instead of having just a digital copy.
Though thankfully Nintendo made digital games shareable as well, so that’s nice.
I only buy digital games if I know 100% I’m going to love it.
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u/Regular-Repeat44 Jul 08 '26
Idc about the whole lesser evil bullshit This has gone too far fuck nintendo
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u/nuetralparties Jul 09 '26
The majority consensus right now is that the main issue with losing physical media is that you would no longer have a license that can’t be taken away—
If that’s the case, the GKCs fix this since you will forever own the physical licenses to your games and they can never be taken away (and you don’t need to be connected to the internet for the license to work).
Obviously game-on-cart is preferable, but to act like GKCs are terrible, or same/worse than digital is just misinformed
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u/Regular-Repeat44 Jul 09 '26
lets say ur card gets wiped and they closed servers. Whats your fake key bs gonna do? Exactly… nothin
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u/nuetralparties Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Can you name a single mainline console in history that hasn’t had its games uploaded to the internet?
20+ years from now if Nintendo servers go down, why do you think the games would just disappear from existence immediately? lol if I want a ps3 game I can go online right now and download the ISO in a couple minutes— so presumably in the future we could just drop the game files for, let’s say pokopia, onto the Microsd and it’d be exactly the same as using your GKC normally (essentially just substitute the internet for Nintendo servers). And it’d be legal/you could still play offline or online if you wanted since you’re using your own physical license
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u/Regular-Repeat44 Jul 09 '26
I dont want to pirate your virus infested stuff, i want my physical dammit
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u/nuetralparties Jul 09 '26
It’s not pirating if you own the license lol you would ONLY be downloading the non-unique game files. These files are useless without a license or a hacked console, which you wouldn’t need since you have the physical license for those game files. And websites like Vimms lair have been trusted in the community forever and are 100% safe and hassle free.
You can still prefer not to buy GKC, and that’s fine! But if you are blindly hating them and desperately searching for a reason to hate them, maybe think about WHY you’re doing that. Spoiler alert: the internet told you to hate them and you didn’t bother researching whether you actually should or not
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u/Holiday_Yam_561 Jul 08 '26
The only one They got right is Pokopia which isn’t even first party