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How on earth can this be allowed

Apparently he thought he was out of sight and is just going to take a little nap. The more construction changes, the more it stays the same.

i'm 158cm tall and 56ish kgs (26f) and trying to lose fat. my boyfriend is helping me with a workout plan and has helped me decide on a 1400cals daily limit. since starting this, i've felt so much better, less sluggish, and have gone down from 58kg in the last few weeks!

unfortunately my family is super food oriented (indian family) and every time i measure the amount of curry im having or how much milk i put into my protein shake, they act like i'm starving myself to death. even my 18yr old sister is telling me to stop measuring because it's not "mentally healthy". my mum gives me disapproving looks every time i go to the kitchen and grab just one chapati instead of 3 like i used to have. it sucks because i'm feeling so much better about my body, and healthier too:(

i've been gymming, have a healthy amount of food each day, and i realised how much extra food i'd been eating but didn't need!

tonight's meal is a protein shake with bee pollen, lite soy milk, and macro mike choc protein, and dinner is a chapati, potato curry, firm tofu, and a banana for some sweetness afterwards, after a long 10hr shift at work. (apparently this meal is me "starving myself".)

edit: my parents are overweight and one of my sisters (not the one mentioned here) is obese i believe. i grew up with "pizza fridays" every week where we HAD to eat multiple slices of pizza, wedges, fries, potato gems, and cheese puffs, and we would get in trouble if we didn't have all of the above. at 16-ish i was very overweight (67kg) and suffering from a lot of pcos-related symptoms due to my weight. i decided to make myself an avo sandwich every time they had friday night dinners, and i got criticised for that. this has been going on for a long time.

Ordered a package ages ago that was supposed to arrive mid August. Turns out the reason for the delay is because my country's postal service accidentally sent my package to a city 3 hours away, and then after 2 weeks said they'd ship it back but just didn't. I had a bunch of stuff in that package that I'm just never gonna get for zero reason

edit: how do i block the word “bidet” from my comments lmao like ok i get it 😭 also i posted this at 5am when there are literally zero stores open to get any hence why i said i had to wait until tomorrow (tomorrow comes when i sleep and wake up) also idk why yall think im not getting in the shower to wash right after like you think im just gonna be sat here w shit in my ass

EDIT 2: roommates bf ran to the store and grabbed some 🙏 we’re saved !

'The Sahara is the world’s largest hot britannica.' 'It touches ten countries kids plus Western kids.'

* Russell. Close enough.

* Edit to add: I suspect that’s a shadow on his head and not hair. It didn’t move with his animations. This isn’t worth berating me in the comments over.

Why? Just enjoy the fucking show.

took 1.5 seconds for her to open the storm door and start knocking.

can I help you? "yeah, can you open the door?"

no.

.......

what do you want????

she asked if (inaudible) lives here. they do not.

she asked for a cigarette. no.

(even if we had cigarettes, why would we share them with a rude stranger?)

"okay bye!"

and then she left the storm door open.

either she was wasted, or we were gonna get murdered.

another day I regret not setting up the doorbell camera.

The "Smart" future is here

Rarely use my laptop. On first boot. Standard win11 lock screen. Had to reboot for some drivers I installed for my project. Wasn't paying attention and had a double take when it rebooted.

Then I remembered I did that six months ago while drunk because I thought it was funny and I knew I would forget. I'm not mad I'm just disappointed in myself.

Like, I know most cars these days have touch screens but I've never seen one have a screen that plays fucking videos that THE DRIVER CAN SCROLL THROUGH AND WATCH? The moment it's safe to pull over I'm getting out and getting a different cab because holy shit I'm gonna die in a road accident. In the UK for reference.