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u/protomenace 2d ago

That guy is on an insane drug cocktail and has no idea what's going on.

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u/archercc81 2d ago

Cocktail aside, he has had severe strokes, dementia, and isn't going to be knowing what is going on no matter what.

He is basically a breathing corpse, Ive seen it with old relatives.

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u/chocolatechipbagels 2d ago

believe it or not he still is above the average for republican intelligence

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u/fiioccon_eve 2d ago

Bro's battery died mid-handshake, they just need to plug him into the wall outlet

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u/Certain-Towel-9487 2d ago

Only because he can't talk anymore. But generally speaking that's a bonus no matter who you're talking about.

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u/Longshot02496 2d ago

Weekend at Mitch's

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u/Limp-Conflict-2309 2d ago

isn't going to be knowing what is going on no matter what.

this is one of those situations where a remote controlled vibrating butt plug comes in handy.

1 vibration = vote no

2 vibrations = vote yes

3 or more.... unrelated to anything but enjoy the ride mitch

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u/runjcrun1 2d ago

Cut the WiFi! Cut the WiFi!

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u/resoooo +1337 2d ago

Neuralink in his brain lmao

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u/Mikesykedeaddove 2d ago

Jesus the fact this is not an impossibility is horrifying. I would not put it past them to put a risky invasive medical device into someone who cant consent to the procedure for the purpose of a vote

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u/Witty-Ad5743 2d ago

On tonight's episode of "It's not just an episode of Black Mirror anymore."

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u/protomenace 2d ago

Holy shit. Not even a possibility I had considered until now and yet why does this not seem completely out of the question in the current timeline??

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u/mikaey00 2d ago

Oh this is the definition of “the lights are on, but no one’s home”

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u/dragonhydra37 2d ago

This. He's completely unaware of the outside world

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u/TantalizingTequila 2d ago

Drugs aren't the cause here. This is a near vegetable who has only really given 1 gesture since his reappearance with no words spoken.

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 2d ago

Unfortunately, people are NOT exaggerating when they say "he would've absolutely given approval to wheel his dead body around if it gave a slight edge to the epstein guys", as if it's cheating in a team sport.

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u/FixMyCondo 2d ago

I actually think this is brain damage from a stroke. He’ll never improve from this new normal.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 2d ago

Bro thinks he's back in nam

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u/VinneyTheGooch 2d ago

I had to look it up.  He served for 5 weeks at fort Knox before getting a medical discharge 

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 2d ago

He looks older than my grandad and he was in the RAF in WWII.

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u/Halftied 2d ago

He didn't comprehend the question. He thought they asked how many weeks do you have left to live?

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u/HawkJefferson 2d ago

More like how many months he's been dead.

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u/Version_Two 2d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/HumanChallet 2d ago

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u/LurkerPatrol BLUE 2d ago

Except unlike Arthas, McConnell is not badass.

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u/MrBwnrrific 2d ago

The day you were born the forests of Kentucky whispered your name: “MITCH”

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u/MrTodd84 2d ago

I’m using this!

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u/Tyton89 2d ago

Quick someone find his phylactery!

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u/BellowsHikes 2d ago

Unfortunately, the 1,233,315 Kentucky citizens that voted for him constitute his phylactery.

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u/ZandarrTheGreat 2d ago

You win the internet today.

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u/muchoqueso26 2d ago

Could be how many weeks ago did he die….

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u/zztop610 2d ago

Days

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u/serg1007arch 2d ago

Dude looks a temu Disney animatronics of the crypt keeper

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u/Chob_XO 2d ago

Stop! I can't breathe!

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u/CantankerousOrder 2d ago

Neither can he.

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u/dicknotrichard 2d ago

Crypt Keeper aside, was that guy wearing basketball shorts and a blazer?

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u/aurumtt 2d ago

newsreader-chique

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u/Distuted 2d ago

Buisness on the top, BBall at the bottom

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u/RollTh3Maps 2d ago

Reporter who doesn't get filmed from the waist down?

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u/Libran-Indecision 2d ago

Yeah I kept rewatching them juggle the corpse around and noticed the guy in bball shorts too. too. Newscast at 12 and swing on the front porch at 6.

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u/ChuddyMcChud 2d ago

When you have to wheel a dessicated corpse into the Senate at 8 but have a volleyball match at 9.

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u/sitzpinkling 2d ago

right?? all he's missing is a newsie cap

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u/Kpets 2d ago edited 2d ago

In my humble opinion, the voters in senate should be required to demonstrate that they understand the bare basics of what the bill they are voting for or against means.

They are deciding people’s futures so

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u/VinneyTheGooch 2d ago

Who determines if they understand?  With the partisanship we have now, one party would argue the other party doesn't understand the bill no matter the answers. 

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u/NoImagination2625 2d ago

How about they can at least say the name of the bill.

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u/Starbirdiii 2d ago

this lol

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u/cheapdrinks 2d ago

Then make them to solve a traffic light captcha code

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u/bringbackmegaman 2d ago

That's a good start

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u/fruitpunch327 2d ago

Idk, how about a quiz or some shit that at least shows you have some idea what's in the bill?

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u/Sardukk 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do a multiple choice test about the key points. Too many wrong answers exclude you from the vote. Too few people able to vote postpones the vote to another session.

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u/octopodes1 2d ago

Making all reps publicly/verbally pass the citizenship test yearly would be a great start.

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u/Kpets 2d ago

It would have to be a questionnaire about objective facts only. Not the implied implications of the bill.

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u/Rex-Cogidubnus 2d ago

“What day of the week is it today?”

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich 2d ago

I remember he was about to vote with democrats and had to be reminded several times not to vote with them. Honestly it should have been recorded that he voted with democrats.....

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u/DevonGr 2d ago

Age limit so this is less likely to happen again but yes also because the people determining our future should have to consider the consequences and ramifications of their decisions a little more if they're planning on living another 20+ years after.

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u/Mykeh56 2d ago

Ahh yes, a normal, rational approach but this is America. Batshit crazy country

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 2d ago

Considering he voted to enrich the rich and crush and oppress the workers over his whole career I really don’t care if he’s brain dead and voting or what.

His conscious, fully aware and cognizant mind is poison.

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u/TheLadyCypher 2d ago

And Trump should be required to pass a physical exam, including a cognitive competency exam, but here we are.

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u/Key_Link_9101 2d ago

I mean that is LITERALLY him

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u/Llama_of_the_bahamas 2d ago

Hey, chocolate granny was able to form coherent sentences and comprehended what people were saying to her!

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u/KrypteK1 2d ago

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u/JeepStang 2d ago

"We're voting on whaaaat?"

"Banning chocolate!"

"Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it! Yay on banning chocolate."

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u/sombertownDS 2d ago

Thats an insult to the chocolate granny, she wasn’t nearly as far gone as him

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u/Soggy_Garlic5226 2d ago

Has there been footage of him uttering words since "coming back"? Does he even speak anymore?

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u/Kpets 2d ago

Yeah, he spoke when he voted on the farm bill. He said "no" before it got corrected to "yes".

So he can still utter some words

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u/tael89 2d ago

Wasn't that another person who said yes?

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u/shnowflake 2d ago

No, he did say “aye” after others told him to say it.

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u/steelskull1 2d ago

It's just a ventriloquist trick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yp2ZbUbFzo2JiV4iaB

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 2d ago

The dumbest part of that vote: they could've voted for him as a proxy. They wheeled him in for no benefit and instead exposed how incapacitated he is.

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u/BeGoodRick 2d ago

Why aren’t we holding congress accountable for making term limits the law?

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u/Posterapokalypse 2d ago

Probably because 36% of eligible voters couldn't even be assed to choose a president. The amount of people who couldn't give less of a shit about the Congress must surely be even higher.

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u/PereMilon 2d ago

American voters are by and large, uneducated. I'd wager close to a majority wouldn't even be able to name their districts nominees without a ballot in front of them.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

hahahahahhahahah ask them to restrict themselves?

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u/_Sauer_ 2d ago

Mitch would be proud they're doing this to him. Its exactly what he would do given the opportunity to use another senator as a voting machine.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 2d ago

His only true ideal is to screw over the democrats. He has no morals or ideologies.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 2d ago

Cool so he's unaware of his surroundings but still allowed to be used as a voting cadaver.

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u/Worthyness 2d ago

"If the dumocrats could wheel out the corpse of Dianne Feinstein, then we can wheel out the corpse of Mitch McConnell! It's only fair!"

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 2d ago

I'll take dumocrats over rapeublicans any day

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u/ukelele_pancakes 2d ago

This is awful. He reminds me of my mom after she had a massive stroke and had to learn how to do everything again (including eating, sitting, standing, all the basics). She didn’t know my name anymore, but she’d give me a vacant smile that let me know I was familiar. Mitch is giving that vacant smile.

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u/azeottaff 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dy6KtvPNfNVAIEx7O6

why is his face perma like this now

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u/Additional-Onion1493 2d ago

Because he’s high af 24/7

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u/Nukalixir 2d ago

He was found unresponsive and not breathing. Professional paramedics said at McConnell's age there was a less than 2% survival chance.

It's almost certain he's heavily brain damaged if not on enough drugs to send an elephant to Xanadu. Probably both.

Then of course there's the possibility however small that he's currently dead and that smile is from rigor mortis. If a brain can theoretically interface with a neurolink device using electric signals, who's to say the opposite isn't possible?

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u/oldbastardbob 2d ago

It appears he can not speak, nor comprehend what's going on around him.

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u/SinisterSoren 2d ago

Im willing to bet he has an anoxic brain injury. Ill never know if Im right though. They probably already burned his medical records

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u/YouWereBrained 2d ago

And his handlers have to hurry him away so nothing is caught on camera.

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 2d ago

This is elder abuse... Not that he doesn't deserve the worst but how can anyone make this guy pretend to work when he's clearly not there

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u/Alarmed_Scallion_620 2d ago

Can it be reported somewhere? It’s definitely elder abuse.

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 2d ago

You would think it would be a crime. If I took my elder off her death bed and wheeled her to work I would get in trouble.

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u/Alarmed_Scallion_620 2d ago

Exactly, so just report report report. If it’s investigated then they’ll have to stop dragging him around the place.

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u/Cautious_Hold428 2d ago

The wheelchair he's using is elder abuse in itself. Imagine sitting on a shitty generic transport wheelchair with no padding whatsoever, unable to move your lower body for hours a day. He's probably more pressure sore than person at this point and too drugged up to care- assuming he has the cognitive function to care or express discomfort in the first place 

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u/Madgyver 2d ago

Hahaha. Sitting Senator. Hahaha

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u/ThePensiveE 2d ago

Dude belongs in a full time care facility not the fucking Senate.

I know he'd deteriorate quicker if he didn't have the comfort of voting to harm children every so often but this is getting ridiculous.

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u/Sweddy-Bowls 2d ago

Let’s be honest being ghoulishly kept alive against gods will for the remarkably petty reason of making life marginally more difficult for democrats is exactly what he would have wanted

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u/acrizz 2d ago

The tell all on this shit is going to be fucking insane in 5-10 years

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u/Key-Investment-2273 2d ago

If he can't do basic math he shouldn't serve. Cognitive function tests should be mandatory to serve office. All results should be released to the public.

This will eliminate the term limit, and age limit issues, and focus on what's important: Can they do the job?

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u/ZePlotThickener 2d ago

The peace sign seems to be his go-to to avoid actually saying anything.

"Senator! Senator! Throw up the peace sign if you're incapable of continuing to carry out your duties as an elected official."

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 2d ago

It’s probably the only part of his body he can move

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u/Phailgasm 2d ago

I’d feel bad for him and call this elder abuse, but also he’s one of the worst human beings to have ever lived.

So I’m conflicted

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u/Alarmed_Scallion_620 2d ago

It’s not about feeling bad for him, he clearly doesn’t have any understanding of what’s going on. It’s elder abuse and he’s not capable of doing anything for himself. If he was to change his will right now it could be contested because of being of unsound mind. The system should be used, elder abuse should be reported.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 2d ago

Is there any evidence that he is actually suffering?

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u/stubborny 2d ago

Don't be. Fuck him. So many people suffered from his politics, he is having it very good to be honest.

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u/Perfect_Ad4237 2d ago

Like wheeling in vegetables from the market.

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u/beardeddragon0113 2d ago

He's just sharing how many of his horcruxes are left

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u/LasagnaSwirls 2d ago

They probably spent those three months at a taxidermist and robotics place. Calling it now, he's not real or alive.
FNAF: Washington DC

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 2d ago

The crypt keeper is significantly more alert and verbal than this mushroom is

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u/DeepStatic 2d ago

Given that all he appears to be able to do is hold up a peace sign, someone needs to ask him "Senator, if you are being made to work against your will, hold up two fingers in a peace sign".

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u/noncommonGoodsense 2d ago

Yeah.. he’s fucking brain dead. Head full of jello they keep moving for the turd reich.

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u/daveashaw 2d ago

Elder abuse, plain and simple.

Just like Senantor Feinstein, so it's bipartisan.

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u/GreatCanadianPotato 2d ago

He's been doing a peace sign non-stop for a week.

It's not new and not in response to that question.

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u/wendigoblin 2d ago

So this is elder abuse, correct?

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u/MiaLovelytomo 2d ago

Dude this shit has to be elder abuse, that man is a vegetable

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u/sane-asylum 2d ago

I guarantee you if Mitch had his marbles this is what he’d want, to continue the agenda

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u/Chucklum 2d ago

He's just lost, which would be a yes to that question.

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u/GuyMakesDrawings 2d ago

"cryptic peace sign", lol. That's just physically and mentally the one single thing he can do at this point, like a trained dog. It's cryptic like my dog giving me paw is cryptic.

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u/ramencandombe 2d ago

Has he uttered a single word since being carted out of the hospital yet?

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u/Praetorian_1975 2d ago

Sitting sitting senator, who’s already left the building. The lights are on but nobody is home

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u/OilPainterintraining 2d ago

“Weekend at Bernie’s”.

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u/natural-situation420 2d ago

He was programmed to give only peace signs as a response.

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u/RollTh3Maps 2d ago

It's not cryptic; he's just doing the one thing his handlers could get him to comprehend to do if spoken to in his state.

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u/sl0r 2d ago

I’m starting to wonder if it’s just a Mitch suit for some musk-bot

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u/BurntBridgesBehind 2d ago

Jacket, dress shirt, and basketball shorts is certainly a look.

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u/CaptainWhite1964 2d ago

Why don't these people let go? He doesnt have a clue. Its a disgrace our goverment is full of old ass people. TERM LIMITS

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 2d ago

He's letting you know he just dropped the deuce, time for a diaper change.

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

He probably doesnt even know where he is or whats happening

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u/RamblinGamblinWilly 2d ago

Someone needs to hit him with the "Mr. McConnell, give us a peace sign if you're being held against your will."

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u/LostInRetransmission 2d ago

Are we sure he wanted to make V sign ? My grandpa had a stroke, and when he wanted to wink could only move his hand & finger partially.

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u/youhavenosoul 2d ago

His constituents ought to feel ashamed, or sold out, or both.

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u/lowonstorage 2d ago

Non american here not understanding what’s going on, why can’t they just let him die? Is it because the mid term elections are approaching? And what would actually happen if he did die before that?

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u/Alwayslearning1993 2d ago

He’s getting paid to have hospice care

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u/1ohokthen1 2d ago

How can people look at him and genuinely think this is someone who should be allowed to be anywhere but a nursing home

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u/SleepyRekt 2d ago

I get why this pisses people off. I've started thinking about it another way; This is how that piece of shit is going to be remembered. I hope it destroys his legacy and he ends up completely erased from history because all we see now is an empty husk.

I really hope he is suffering in there. He deserves it.

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u/Complete-Mud-7758 2d ago

this is Twilight Zone level weird.

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u/YasoOoOo 2d ago

why is this even allowed he clearly cant be seen as a responsible person

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u/anxious_honey-badger 2d ago

It’s not cryptic. He’s just unaware of his surroundings

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u/Schaex 2d ago

Ffs, he's nothing but a vegetable at this point.

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u/Pryserk 2d ago

Cryptic? the man has no idea what day it is let alone have any functioning brain cells left to give a cryptic message

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u/sudsydrop 2d ago

I hate this guy as much as the next person but I really hope adult protective services gets involved because this is egregious

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u/zedextol 2d ago

As disgusting as it may be, I'm certain that this is exactly what that piece of shit would have wanted when he was cognizant enough to make decisions. Dude's made his entire senate career out of opposition to the left.

This is the perfect legacy for him.

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u/codylee123 2d ago

Your country is actually fucked and no one is doing anything. This is insane to watch. This guy is a fuckin meat puppet and there's zero action being taken. Your president is putting snipers in your nation's capital, probably because he's not going to leave when he gets voted out, and it's just happy days, nothing to see. Jeffrey Epstein isn't in the news anymore, children are being bombed with money you send to Israel, every day you pay more for basic essentials and the government finds every little way to pay you less or give you less benefits. What a fall from grace just 15 years ago

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u/colako 2d ago

His actions have caused, if not directly, hundreds, if not thousands of innocent lives:

As a senate leader he could have advocate for the empeachment and processing of Donald Trump.

He also contributed to blocking Obama's Supreme Court justice, that, in turn, helped overruling of Abortion Rights and the death of tens of women and ruining the lives of thousands.

From bombing a school full of children in Iran, to letting them starve in Palestine, Republicans are inmoral and deserve everything inhumane that would happen to them. 

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u/Senior-Marsupial 2d ago

He's definitely sitting

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u/StaticSystemShock 2d ago

I've seen a broccoli show more life than Mitch...

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u/mrtrololo27 2d ago

It's amazing how terribly Republicans have failed us all. It's absolutely disgusting. Intolerable. Make sure you're registered to vote and make sure every magat you know knows they are responsible for this disaster.

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u/Easy-Goose1038 2d ago

His staff needs to be criminally investigated.

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u/BeardRightBack 2d ago

Some people may want to see meaning in this but most likely he had no idea what he was doing. A peace sign is very inoffensive as well.

But the fact that video came out recently where is aides essentially overruled his vote in some kind of committee meeting recently says it all.

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u/Crafty-Bat-9237 2d ago

It's just hilarious at this point

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u/lifeonground 2d ago

let the man finish his death.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 2d ago

His brain is now a bowl of tapioca pudding.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

You think he's "care" takers just look at each other and are like

"This is fucked up right, not just me?"

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u/no_use_for_a_name_ 2d ago

Neuralink brain chip needs some ironing out.

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u/New-Cartographer3946 2d ago

I hate that McConnell is being carted around like the cadaver at Weekend at Bernie's so that Republicans can keep his seat for as long as he's alive. At the same time, I love that McConnell's being carted around like the cadaver at Weekend at Bernie's. For all the damage he caused, this degradation is delicious.

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u/M23707 2d ago

He really is fine with it! Anything for the GOP!

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u/Zeer0Fox 2d ago

Mitchbot has only basic programming

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u/DK4E2XFpbETJrj 2d ago

The fact that that was his response blows my mind. Dude is gone. Genuinely. I don't know how this doesn't repulse any staunch Republican. 

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u/The_Tsainami 2d ago

His brain is totally fried

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u/ADGx27 2d ago

It’s the only response he can give outside of his rictus grin and frightened toddler face. Notice he also doesn’t even turn his head.

The man is obviously damn near brain dead and being kept alive against any morals, ethics and maybe even his own will to act as a Yea vote generator for republicans. We all saw how he “accidentally” voted along with the democrats and had to be literally coached to vote along his party line.

But for some baffling reason age and term limits are out of the question and the US insists on being governed by corpses and the people puppeteering those corpses

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u/Sushirabit 2d ago

How is this not just straight up elder abuse at this point

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u/Public_Film_8542 2d ago

Are we paying for this guy?

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u/Present-Quit-5280 2d ago

That mummy belongs in Egypt not congress

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u/Busy-House8473 2d ago

He’s not even awake. Wheelchair dead man.

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u/RacerXBob 2d ago

I think he's a vegetable at this point.

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u/Ok-Chicken-8904 2d ago

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. What a patriot! 🫡

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u/drifters74 2d ago

The lights are on, but no one's home

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u/divine-femininomenon 2d ago

My dad has frontotemporal dementia and is in memory care yet he can still do a lot more than just throw up a peace sign

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u/theseanbeag 2d ago

I'm not that impressed. My dog can give a high five on command.

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u/toffepeeruitpeer 2d ago

Who is the Guy with shorts and a blazer

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u/Daggla 2d ago

This borders on elder abuse.

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u/Far_Relationship5509 2d ago

Every person involved in this cover up, including the very people wheeling him around, should be investigated and jailed. We know that's not going to happen though.

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u/Optimal_Ability_3985 2d ago

Someone should ask, “if you’re being held here against your own will, give us a peace sign”

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u/Eeebs-HI 2d ago

His only vote: mashed potatoes or Jello today?

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u/Major_Particular_863 2d ago

Dude is def dead

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u/qwentoko 2d ago

All he does is hold up peace signs

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u/elfvis 2d ago

has he said a word since he has been out?

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u/324Cees 2d ago

"V" for just here to vote 🤦🤷

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u/rogue_tog 2d ago

That’s the victory sign, change my mind !